Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagic - Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.

PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue

I know what you did, Susan...
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Alright so I know this isn't really a Borderlands discussion thread but I really want to hear your input on this.
About a month or two ago it was discovered that during an update of BL2 a bizarre rarity dubbed "rainbow" was implemented in the game. This was due to a mod that somehow made the probability for the rarity to appear almost instantly with any gun you'd find. Now this obviously wasn't meant to be used yet, though somehow the mod found it within the game files unintentionally. As you'd guess, it's called rainbow rarity as the gun's description text would shift colors and hues, whereas the well known rarities showed only one base color (White, Green, Blue, ect.)
Now, it's been rumored (now confirmed) that a new BL2 DLC was on it's way and lo and behold it got leaked.
If you head over to this imgur gallery you'll notice something very interesting:


This DLC will apparently be released this Sunday. If you put two and two together, this might be in a way celebrating Pride Month. My friend was able to deduct this quickly when I only put it off as trying to cash in on the Unicorn trend. It could be both.
I was hoping on showing you guys and thought it be too good to pass up on the possibility of Gearbox pandering to the LGBT+ crowd.
 

Mr Snek

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Alright so I know this isn't really a Borderlands discussion thread but I really want to hear your input on this.
About a month or two ago it was discovered that during an update of BL2 a bizarre rarity dubbed "rainbow" was implemented in the game. This was due to a mod that somehow made the probability for the rarity to appear almost instantly with any gun you'd find. Now this obviously wasn't meant to be used yet, though somehow the mod found it within the game files unintentionally. As you'd guess, it's called rainbow rarity as the gun's description text would shift colors and hues, whereas the well known rarities showed only one base color (White, Green, Blue, ect.)
Now, it's been rumored (now confirmed) that a new BL2 DLC was on it's way and lo and behold it got leaked.
If you head over to this imgur gallery you'll notice something very interesting:


This DLC will apparently be released this Sunday. If you put two and two together, this might be in a way celebrating Pride Month. My friend was able to deduct this quickly when I only put it off as trying to cash in on the Unicorn trend. It could be both.
I was hoping on showing you guys and thought it be too good to pass up on the possibility of Gearbox pandering to the LGBT+ crowd.
I don't know about you guys, but releasing a DLC for a game that's 7 years old and you haven't cared about in years seems pretty pathetic. Especially when you're just about to release the sequel. I can only assume that they're really trying to tard cum it for all it's worth.
 
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Duncan Hills Coffee

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I don't know about you guys, but releasing a DLC for a game that's 7 years old and you haven't cared about in years seems pretty pathetic. Especially when you're just about to release the sequel. I can only assume that they're really trying to tard cum it for all it's worth.
Only Running With Scissors is allowed to do that, and that was to take potshots at the shitshow that was Postal III.
 

Tanner Glass

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I don't know about you guys, but releasing a DLC for a game that's 7 years old and you haven't cared about in years seems pretty pathetic. Especially when you're just about to release the sequel. I can only assume that they're really trying to tard cum it for all it's worth.
At least (and this is a low bar) but at least it isn't a literal advertisement for Borderlands 3. I'm shocked that the rainbow gun, instead of having a gun noise, isn't just a .WAV of Randy Pitchford shouting "PRE ORDER BORDERLANDS 3" every time it's fired.

The last patch changed the loading screen for BL2 to this for reference.

EDIT - Don't rate me TMI fuckers, this screenshot came from reddit.


BL3 Insert.jpg
 
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LittleDude

Wow! Look at all this total crap!
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Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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GaurdedRisk

Veteran of the Great Skeleton War
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Get fucked, Randy.
I truly hope this is finally going to expose the aliens : cm financial saga officially.
It’s about time people can’t say “that’s just a conspiracy” in response anymore.
 

Notgoodwithusernames

My wife’s boyfriend is my son
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What?

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Just saw this little tidbit pass by and figured it should be here because It's pretty faggy even for Randy.

Just in case this tweet ever gets deleted.
It is a clip from Giantbomb's podcast where they read an email from someone who played the DLC for Borderlands 2 that's supposed to lead into 3.
He does a mission for claptrap who has a new voice actor because Randy beat up the old one, and he has the player help him with a cryptocurrency scam which goes south.
At the end of this mission claptrap says he has to go back to his old employer on his hands and knees begging for his old job back. An obvious stab at the original voice actor for the character.
Everyone at the table is aghast at how blatant Randy's contempt for this guy is and the clip ends.
 
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Keystone

True & Honest Fan
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Just saw this little tidbit pass by and figured it should be here because It's pretty faggy even for Randy.

Just in case this tweet ever gets deleted.
It is a clip from Giantbomb's podcast where they read an email from someone who played the DLC for Borderlands 2 that's supposed to lead into 3.
He does a mission for claptrap who has a new voice actor because Randy beat up the old one, and he has the player help him with a cryptocurrency scam which goes south.
At the end of this mission claptrap says he has to go back to his old employer on his hands and knees begging for his old job back. An obvious stab at the original voice actor for the character.
Everyone at the table is aghast at how blatant Randy's contempt for this guy is and the clip ends.
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ZombiU&Me

REEEjected abortion mascot
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I heard a couple people say that while Randy was at E3 2019 he would stare directly up to avoid eye contact with anyone and had an escort of security with him on the show floor. AngriestPat mentioned that on the latest Castle Super Beast, claims to personally know someone who attended and saw that. Anyone heard that themselves or seen photos/videos?
 

Tanner Glass

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I heard a couple people say that while Randy was at E3 2019 he would stare directly up to avoid eye contact with anyone and had an escort of security with him on the show floor. AngriestPat mentioned that on the latest Castle Super Beast, claims to personally know someone who attended and saw that. Anyone heard that themselves or seen photos/videos?
I didn't hear that, but that's super common for celebrities on show floors (the security, not the autism).

You may not always be able to tell but there's usually a few jacked dudes in suits/normal clothes not far behind any VIPs.
 

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