• ”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”

Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagicGearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.

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  1. This does sound a bit like typical disgruntled employee bullshit, especially the CP USB drive, but there's always hope! I love a good lawsuit episode.
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  2. Kotaku Article here: https://archive.fo/tJBAu

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  3. I love the part where Randy accuses the lolyer of using company funds to get a 6-pack. :story:

    The paedophilia thing feels like some Vordrak shit to be honest.
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  4. I'd love to see randy go down, but I doubt their any substantial proof of the CP claims. The embezzlement seems right up his alley though.
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  5. "Says the lawsuit: “Upon information and belief, Randy Pitchford’s USB drive also contained Randy Pitchford’s personal collection of ‘underage’ pornography.”"
    :lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit::lit: He is so boned. I need to get some popcorn.
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  6. Yeah... might wanna start looking into this lawyer a bit harder...
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  7. If the police get their hands on the USB drive (and I suspect they'll want to), they can determine whether or not the CP came from any device Pitchford owns.
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  8. I would think that Randy would be able to make it disappear.

    Because he's a magician.
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  9. :story:
    My fucking Holidays have all come at once.
    Pitchford being a pedo just explains so goddamn much.
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  10. So either Randy Bobandy loses his life and his carreer, or that spineless cuck Schreier gets raked over the coals (again). Sounds like an okay Friday evening!
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  11. Uploading the lawsuit documents. Will add file links to the featured post.

    I still retain some pessimism, but it honestly couldn't happen to a better asshole imo.

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  12. Border-on-the-age-of-consent-lands the Preteen-Sequel.
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  13. On top of that, he's suggesting at the time he originally knew about this, he was okay with it. He's only spilling on it now. Why didn't he spill on it then if it really happened?
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  14. “At these events—which Pitchford and his Wife affectionately term “Peacock Parties”—adult men have reportedly exposed themselves t0 minors, t0 the amusement of Randy Pitchford.”

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  15. I never really played borderlands but didn't it have two fetishistic preteen girls in the sequel

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    Manah ...Did someone say "weeaboo"?

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  16. This is precisely what makes me pause. I have a feeling it's gonna be one of two things:

    1) Lawyer was somehow blackmailing Randy with the info.
    2) Lawyer was making it all up in a exceptional attempt to make his other claims look more legit ("AND HE'S A PAEDOPHILE TOO!").

    Either way, we still win :popcorn:.

    My sides. :story:

    Yeah the lawyer is alleging some severe shit.
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