Careercow Randy Quaid - Former actor turned fugitive.

[Super Collie]

Quaid on Saturday Night Live, 1986​

Randy Quaid (born October 1, 1950) is an American actor best known for his role as "Cousin Eddie" in the National Lampoon's Vacation series of movies as well as roles he played in the films Independence Day, Kingpin, and Parents. Randy is the older brother of actor Dennis Quaid. He is also certifiably insane.

- Randy Quaid's Descent Into Madness -​

Beginning in 2009, Quaid and his wife Evi (who is equally if not more crazy than Randy) began a history of petty crime ranging from burglary, fraud, conspiracy, and missing the court dates associated with these charges. In 2010 they were busted for felony occupation of owned property to which the Quaids argued they were the rightful owners of. After missing several more court dates warrants were again issued for their arrest with bail posted at a half-million dollars. Each.

Believe it or not, this isn't even the crazy part.

In October 2010 the Quaids had fled to, and were arrested in, Canada. They claimed refugee status because they feared for their lives in the United States and claimed that actors were dying under mysterious circumstances due to the presence of the "Hollywood Star Whackers".

In 2011, Evi Quaid produced a docudrama called "Star Whackers" starring Randy. The film has been screened only once and never released commercially, though critics have described it extremely negatively. Conspiracy nuts have since latched onto the Star Whackers mythos and claim the group is responsible for the deaths of Phillip Seymore Hoffman and David Carradine, among others.

Earlier this year the Quaids attempted to re-enter the United States and were arrested at the border. This brings us to present day. This article on Business Insider also has an amusing video that breaches the subject of this thread: Randy and Evi Quaid's YouTube account.

- Randy Quaid on YouTube -​

I can't figure these people out. I simply can't. The first video uploaded to this channel is Randy Quaid reading Uncle Tom's Cabin. Keeping on the pulse of ethnic culture, here's Evi Quaid twerking to fucking "Patches" by Clarence Carter.

Anyways, Jerry Seinfeld made a joke about Randy Quaid on Saturday Night Live. Randy reacted in about the manner you'd expect him to: fake hysterical crying for four minutes.

I'm done trying to make sense of The Quaids, so here's a collection of them doing the most surreal shit imaginable.

- Randy Quaid on Twitter -​

The Quaids also maintain a Twitter presence and neither of them are shy about using compromising photos of their partner as their background images: @RandyRRQuaid @EviQuaid

Most of Randy's Twitter is made up of links to YouTube videos and, well, shit like this:

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In this tweet he highlights a person whom he claims is one of the Star Whackers.

And if it couldn't get any worse, he's a Trump supporter. I think.

- In Closing -​

Considering Quaid has been nominated for Emmy's and whatnot, I'm not sure if he really classifies as a "lolcow". If he does, however, he's probably the most prolific person to have a thread grace these halls. Shitter's full.

- BONUS ROUND: Star Whackers the Movie - ​

Below is the full screening version of Evi Quaid's movie Star Whackers. It is NSFW, as its opening shot is literally Randy Quaid with his dick out.

Spoiler: NSFW

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- BONUS ROUND 2: Randy Quaid Sex Tape -​

 

[LiveFromNS]

I posted this in the former celebrities thread the other day:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/former-celebrities.9900/page-15#post-1019899

Shame, I liked Randy Quaid. He was great in Midnight Express. I also liked him in ID. He def went over the deep end. Does Dennis even acknowledge him anymore?

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Looks like Evi Quaid's cellblock neighbor took a cue from Nick Bate.

EDIT: Here are some NSFW pics of the lovely Evi Q. (Come on, I know you spergs are going to click on it!)

 

[HickoryDickory]

Looks like Evi Quaid's cellblock neighbor took a cue from Nick Bate.

EDIT: Here are some NSFW pics of the lovely Evi Q. (Come on, I know you spergs are going to click on it!)

...She's like how I imagine Wu looks naked. Imagination is a terrible thing.

 

[Cable 7]

I don't know if the video is still up but the pizza Party Podcast pointed out that Randy had this batshit video about him ranting on about people he knew with his wife in the background wearing a cardboard mask of someone, then he started fucking his wife and yelling "HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAACK!" while the dog in the background just kept barking. I seriously hope to god someone has that video saved because it was really fucking weird.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I don't personally have any history with anything Quaid was in, but the sheer difference between that one pic in Saturday Night Live and his video on Hillary Clinton is just... .

He looks like a full fucking conspiracy nut, which he is, but I never thought someone would be seriously dumb enough to emulate that look.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

His downfall looks even worse than Charlie Sheen or Mel Gibson's. And that's definitely saying something.

 

[Super Collie]

I posted this in the former celebrities thread the other day:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/former-celebrities.9900/page-15#post-1019899

Shame, I liked Randy Quaid. He was great in Midnight Express. I also liked him in ID. He def went over the deep end. Does Dennis even acknowledge him anymore?

Damn, I'm sorry if I took your thunder. I checked around for a Randy Quaid thread and didn't see one in the obvious places, but didn't think to look in that thread.

I don't know if the video is still up but the pizza Party Podcast pointed out that Randy had this batshit video about him ranting on about people he knew with his wife in the background wearing a cardboard mask of someone, then he started fucking his wife and yelling "HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAACK!" while the dog in the background just kept barking. I seriously hope to god someone has that video saved because it was really fucking weird.

I believe the video you are looking for is:

Spoiler: NSFW

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I don't personally have any history with anything Quaid was in, but the sheer difference between that one pic in Saturday Night Live and his video on Hillary Clinton is just... .

He looks like a full fucking conspiracy nut, which he is, but I never thought someone would be seriously dumb enough to emulate that look.

He had a lot of movie roles in his time, but he is most well known for being a huge fucking idiot in the Vacation movies and lo and behold it turns out that's what he became.

He's taken some pot shots at Chevy Chase (who played Clark Griswald in the movies), so I am not sure if he's on good terms with any of those actors anymore. I've followed Randy on Twitter for quite some time and he's been a massive train wreck. Last year he tweeted pictures of himself shopping at a Goodwill store, and later that same week he was posting pictures of Christmas Vacation in a Wal-Mart DVD bargain bin and being upset about it. Last Christmas, when Christmas Vacation was on TV, he live tweeted the whole show in an inebriated state and it was one of the most depressing things I've ever read.

Twitter won't load his timeline that far back though, and I can't seem to find an online service to let you read older tweets that goes back that far either.



EDIT: I've added to the OP both the full version of the movie Star Whackers as well as Randy Quaid's sex tape. The latter half of the preceding sentence is something I hoped I never have to type, but I did. I am so sorry.

 

[AnOminous]

He's taken some pot shots at Chevy Chase (who played Clark Griswald in the movies), so I am not sure if he's on good terms with any of those actors anymore.

To be fair to Randy, as much of a nut as he is, most people who have dealt with Chevy Chase think he's a giant douchebag.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I wonder what Dennis thinks of all this.

 

[autism420]

Out of jail.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Damn, I'm sorry if I took your thunder. I checked around for a Randy Quaid thread and didn't see one in the obvious places, but didn't think to look in that thread.

No thunder stolen at all my dear. I knew Randy was a bit out there from him coming into Canada, but with what you posted, I had no idea of the extent of his odd life now. I merely posted it as a news tidbit, not realizing a thread was forthcoming.

So, don't worry about it @Super Collie and thanks for allowing me to see Quaid's dick! LOL I had no clue about those videos, . I might try to actually watch one for more than a couple of secs! Like I said, I kind of liked Randy, or the characters he portrayed so didn't want to get too melancholy! LOL I am kind of feeling for the dude.

Being an older gent I remember his early movies, Midnight Express, Last Picture Show (his first role), Duddy Kravitz. Oh yes, an older Jodie Foster pic, Foxes. Days of Thunder and SNL shows too.

Spoiler: Briefly on Foxes

That was a crazy movie! When it came out I was about 13 or 14 so these chicks in the movie were hot to a teen punk. A couple were hot any way! But great movie, pretty crazy. Check it out if you haven't seen it. It's heavy. LOL Chachi is in it too!

From Oscar nominated to this.

 

[AnOminous]

Being an older gent I remember his early movies, Midnight Express, Last Picture Show (his first role), Duddy Kravitz. Oh yes, an older Jodie Foster pic, Foxes. Days of Thunder and SNL shows too.

I liked his role in The Paper, where he played a crazy, paranoid fucker.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The more I look at him, the more I think he's like a deranged Santa Claus. And of course he has to be hiding out in the country I live in, I'm just glad it isn't in the province I live in.

I normally don't do this, but I think it's best for everyone, himself included, that he encounters one of these so-called "Star Whackers".

 

[BrunoMattei]

The more I look at him, the more I think he's like a deranged Santa Claus. And of course he has to be hiding out in the country I live in, I'm just glad it isn't in the province I live in.

I normally don't do this, but I think it's best for everyone, himself included, that he encounters one of these so-called "Star Whackers".

You reminded me of an encounter with a "fan" of Francis E Dec.

In his final years of being in a nursing home, a fan gathered some friends and were dressed in suits, sunglasses, and had walkie talkies and hearing aides on them. Then they drove to Dec's nursing home in a dark limousine and accosted an apparently catatonic Dent.

Holy shit, there's a dude with a Francis E. Dec screen name?

 

[melty]

I can't believe the crazy guy from Christmas vacation and the crazy guy from independence day turned out to actually be crazy. I know that sounds sarcastic but it actually isn't.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I'm gonna watch his Star Whackers movie this weekend, with a nice whiskey and some pizza. I need a good laugh and I lost it in the office when I saw his dong just chillin, like it's no big deal.

 

[Globe]

I can't believe the crazy guy from Christmas vacation and the crazy guy from independence day turned out to actually be crazy. I know that sounds sarcastic but it actually isn't.

I don't believe you.

 

[melty]

Nah, it's way too obvious for the crazy guy to actually be crazy. I always expect something different, like the crazy guy to actually be a neurosurgeon or something and the seemingly normal actors to go crazy.

 

[Zarkon]

Cocaine, fame, and mental illness are the trifecta of career destruction.