Horrorcow Randy Stair / Andrew Blaze / PioneersProductions & Ember's Ghost Squad (EGS) - Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Rising Cult Left in his Wake

[the khat quaffer]

No Hispanic would be caught dead in a Taco Bell.

No Hispanic goes to Taco Bell because he wants authentic Mexican food, just how no Chinese goes to Panda Express for authentic Chinese food. We go to Taco Bell because want cheap shitty food that's filling and, as a bonus, just happens to be a pale imitation of our culture. Though I haven't gone to TB since those cockheaded cunts removed the Fiery shell tacos.

I continue to be amazed at how Taco Bell keeps getting memed on as some kind of bowel-crunching diarrhea-summoning tour de force for so many people. If Taco fucking Bell fucks with your insides to the point you have horrible runny shits the next day you seriously must be subsisting on soy shakes for all 3 meals your whole life. It's always white people posting these Taco Bell jokes, too.

 

[AnOminous]

No Hispanic goes to Taco Bell because he wants authentic Mexican food, just how no Chinese goes to Panda Express for authentic Chinese food. We go to Taco Bell because want cheap shitty food that's filling and, as a bonus, just happens to be a pale imitation of our culture. Though I haven't gone to TB since those cockheaded cunts removed the Fiery shell tacos.

I've still almost never seen them, at least not obviously Hispanic people, not even behind the counter. Maybe I've just lived places where the options for drunk food include better, cheaper actual Mexican food. Of course, I dislike Taco Bell enough I rarely go there. Even strip mall generic Mexican food, like where lolcow Jack Scalfani goes all the time, is better, and they give you enough of it in a lunch special for 2-3 meals.

If Taco fucking Bell fucks with your insides to the point you have horrible runny shits the next day you seriously must be subsisting on soy shakes for all 3 meals your whole life. It's always white people posting these Taco Bell jokes, too.

Well, like I said, at least on the rare occasions I go to one, it's white people as far as the eye can see. The only jokes I've heard from Hispanics about it are also about how it's Mexican food for people who think mayonnaise is spicy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Honestly I really don't blame them for wanting to purge his online presence. I would not be surprised if they email Null asking for this thread to be deleted. Has a lolcow ever got their thread deleted before?

Yes, two of them that I know of.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, two of them that I know of.

It's really rare and involves them not only having reformed themselves but not making an ass of themselves with screeching demands. Just not making screeching demands and autistic threats alone is pretty solid evidence of no longer being a lolcow.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's really rare and involves them not only having reformed themselves but not making an ass of themselves with screeching demands. Just not making screeching demands and autistic threats alone is pretty solid evidence of no longer being a lolcow.

Or you can just turn on Sam.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Does anyone have any idea as to why Randy has become prominent as of late? Was it just a big coincidence, or did one crime channel see another crime channel post a video of him, get good views, and said "Ah, the perfect opportunity for leeching"? Or was there something else that put Randy back into public view?

Also, it's nice to see Procelle in this thread. God, a few years back some friends and I found TCC twitter and she was one of the first accounts we introduced to. We had some good laughs looking at her edgelord posts. Brings back memories to see her again...

The only thing I can think of that may have made her spring to the surface again is the recent shooting by Brandon Scott Hole who killed his co-workers and hoped to meet Applejack in the afterlife. It's a case that I saw make a lot of people go "Randy Stair 2.0" so that might have garnered interest with people.

EDIT: Of all ponies, why mother fucking Applejack? What a retard.

Some potential ideas would be the aforementioned brony shooter, Chris Chan talking about randy on twitter (as crazy as that sounds), or someone on youtube discovering the case and choosing to make a video on it. Actually, I went ahead and did a quick youtube search, and found a video made by a true crime channel with 400k+ subs. He made a video on Randy a week ago. It has over a million views on it already. Mystery solved.

These true crime channels are always looking for new content to dig their hands into. The regular Chris Watts videos aren't cutting it anymore I guess, and it really was only a matter of time before they'd rediscover Randy's troon antics. This sucks big time. Tranny Phantom was two steps away from being completely buried and forgotten. Even this thread was running on empty not too long ago. But now these crime channels pulled his butthole-less corpse out of the ditch it had been buried in and are putting it on display for the world to see. Wouldn't surprise me if we'd see more Nazes pop up in the coming few weeks.

 

[Marche]

and it really was only a matter of time before they'd rediscover Randy's troon antics. This sucks big time. Tranny Phantom was two steps away from being completely buried and forgotten.

Eh I always see him pop up every few months mostly as a joke in how pathetic he was but yea there has been a strange sorta revival of youtube crime channels making a video on him recently.

 

[Trilby]

Eh I always see him pop up every few months mostly as a joke in how pathetic he was but yea there has been a strange sorta revival of youtube crime channels making a video on him recently.

And no doubt the cycle begins anew.

Already got into an argument with someone over stating his parents would've destroyed everything Randy had in the room than abide to his wishes to give the posters to his fans, and if not that, simply confiscated by the police anyway. People can be so dumb about these matters.

 

[macguyver16]

Some potential ideas would be the aforementioned brony shooter, Chris Chan talking about randy on twitter (as crazy as that sounds), or someone on youtube discovering the case and choosing to make a video on it. Actually, I went ahead and did a quick youtube search, and found a video made by a true crime channel with 400k+ subs. He made a video on Randy a week ago. It has over a million views on it already. Mystery solved.

These true crime channels are always looking for new content to dig their hands into. The regular Chris Watts videos aren't cutting it anymore I guess, and it really was only a matter of time before they'd rediscover Randy's troon antics. This sucks big time. Tranny Phantom was two steps away from being completely buried and forgotten. Even this thread was running on empty not too long ago. But now these crime channels pulled his butthole-less corpse out of the ditch it had been buried in and are putting it on display for the world to see. Wouldn't surprise me if we'd see more Naze's pop up in the coming few weeks.

I kinda skipped through the video. tbh i have never seen pics of the victims faces before, along with clips from randys videos. But the latter was mainly due to his videos being too cringey to watch.

It kinda hit me, that his whole story is a sort of real life creepypasta. One of the badly written ones that people would read, but no one would actually buy into, or actually believe, even back in the early internet days. That's probably what makes it so ironic.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Eh I always see him pop up every few months mostly as a joke in how pathetic he was but yea there has been a strange sorta revival of youtube crime channels making a video on him recently.

As a joke, yes. The only people making Randy videos prior to these true crime people were doing it to piss on his corpse. He was well on his way to being forgotten about entirely outside of the people who were shitposting on 4chan / Kiwi Farms and watched the Metokur video, when all these TrueCrime people came in and began making videos on how "sPoOooOky!!" Randy is. This is precisely what shouldn't have happened, because now you're going to see new Naze Warbleds popping up: Terminally online spergs who relate to Randy's autistic edgefest and start making their own EGS content. The last thing anyone wants is for more tranny phantoms to pop up and start plotting grocery store shootings.

None of those previous videos people made on the case were anywhere near as big as this in terms of viewers, either. The Metokur video wasn't half as watched as this recent truecrime video, and there's more videos from other channels, too.

It kinda hit me, that his whole story is a sort of real life creepypasta. One of the badly written ones that people would read, but no one would actually buy into, or actually believe, even back in the early internet days. That's probably what makes it so ironic.

Randy's whole motive reads like a bad 4chan joke. "I killed my coworkers so that I can go and live with my danny phantom OC girlfriend for eternity and plot to take over the world by shooting up schools and playing in a butt rock band together". You can't make this shit up.

 

[Visible Belly Outline]

Wait did he really think girls didn't have buttholes? I've never heard that before.

It’s been a WHILE since I read this whole thread, but I’m 99% certain it was something about how he wanted to transition because having a butthole is gross.

 

[EGSsalviem.]

Ok but WHY? Out of all the coward cuck mass shooters, why the one that wanted to be a ghost waifu?

Do you want to be a ghost waifu? Do you also really love an autistic Danny Phantom fan you tube spin off?

I know there are columbiners but GOD. Even in the true crime/mass shooter fandom he’s a joke in death as he was in life

simply more interesting.

 

[EGSsalviem.]

What is the... attraction? Is it the lunacy? The belief that girls have no buttholes? The fact that he wanted to troon out?

Seriously asking here because I don't get it.

i just stumpled upon pioonersproductions and started watching it lul

 

[EGSsalviem.]

They're a hipster mass shooter follower, all the other ones were simply too mainstream.

Randy/Andrew is not mainstream?

 

[Mad Strawberry Milk]

It’s been a WHILE since I read this whole thread, but I’m 99% certain it was something about how he wanted to transition because having a butthole is gross.

Christ dude. That's just insane.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The only jokes I've heard from Hispanics about it are also about how it's Mexican food for people who think mayonnaise is spicy.

It's like how my Asian friends say that places like Panda Express or P.F. Changs is "round eye food". Anybody that thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food is retarded.

If Taco fucking Bell fucks with your insides to the point you have horrible runny shits the next day you seriously must be subsisting on soy shakes for all 3 meals your whole life.

Yeah, I've never gotten that either. On the rare occasions I've had Taco Bell, Chipotle or whatever passes for Mexican food I've had no issues with it. But then I've been eating spicy food since I was a child so...

i just stumpled upon pioonersproductions and started watching it lul

So what I'm getting is you're not really a fan because one that was would be able to say why they were attracted to it.

 

[Visible Belly Outline]

simply more interesting.

Interesting how?
This guy failed at killing the one person he wanted to kill at his workplace and had like a 1/50 accuracy rate with shooting. He shot up pallets and shelves more than people.

Are you into Ember? Cross dressing? Do you hate your parents? I’m genuinely trying to understand here kiddo.

 

[EGSsalviem.]

It's like how my Asian friends say that places like Panda Express or P.F. Changs is "round eye food". Anybody that thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food is retarded.


Yeah, I've never gotten that either. On the rare occasions I've had Taco Bell, Chipotle or whatever passes for Mexican food I've had no issues with it. But then I've been eating spicy food since I was a child so...


So what I'm getting is you're not really a fan because one that was would be able to say why they were attracted to it.

expect i became a pretty big fan of it in 2017, and when i found out he/she shot up a supermarket i unsubbed


only to come back in march of this year lulz

 

[EGSsalviem.]

Interesting how?
This guy failed at killing the one person he wanted to kill at his workplace and had like a 1/50 accuracy rate with shooting. He shot up pallets and shelves more than people.

Are you into Ember? Cross dressing? Do you hate your parents? I’m genuinely trying to understand here kiddo.

do you think i care about the shooting lmao?

 

[Visible Belly Outline]

do you think i care about the shooting lmao?

Wow, you are one in the wild aren’t you?
You’re genuinely a fan of EGS and I’m a little creeped out by your profile picture.
I’m just a little in disbelief that his horrible plagiarized repetitive fandom universe still has fans.

Go to therapy and touch some grass because this will be massively embarrassing to you once you’re older.