Ranking the 00's Kids' Shows -

[FuckedUp]

Decided to focus on other autistic shit to stop freaking out about COVID lockdowns and faildoxing random users.

Anyway, I spent five arduous minutes ranking every kids' show I could think of that (a) came out in the 2000's and (b) I remembered watching at the time. Also, I ranked these according to how 10-year-old me on 12/31/2009 probably would've.

Spoiler: feel free to give me puzzle pieces and garbage cans

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm out of puzzle pieces and trash cans today, so I'm just going to dump this.

 

[The Pink Panther]

>F-Tier Total Drama

Already, beyond the autism, you have shown me that you have shit taste.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

 

[Takodachi]

>Phineas & Ferb: S
>KND B

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[Smug Chuckler]

90's animation was waaaaay better fam.

 

[FuckedUp]

90's animation was waaaaay better fam.

00's animation looks fantastic compared to anything from the mid-late 10's just due to the fact they didn't push any agenda.

 

[verissimus]

No Samurai Jack, Clone Wars (not the one with Ashoka), or Justice League seriously?

 

[UnKillShredDur]

The best thing I can say about Phineas and Ferb is that it's really easy to binge watch. Once you've seen one episode, you've already seen them all. (Not S tier.)

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Theres a lot of things I could say and a lot of ratings I could give you but I'm only going to ask you one question: why is Jimmy Neutron an A show? The shows animation is painfully dated, the writing was cliched, and the only memorable character was the goofy dad. How does that show rank above Avatar which, despite its problems, had actual fleshed out characters and really good animation?

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

fuck you nigger

 

[Pixy]

Do we rank these on the lolcows they produced, or how we feel about them.

I'd rank Sonic X pretty highly since it (arguably) contributed to CWC and was the birth of several other lolcows like SCSF, Richmunk, etc.

Definitely Fairly Odd Parents/Danny Phantom, due to the current state of Butch Hartmann in 2020.

 

[FuckedUp]

Theres a lot of things I could say and a lot of ratings I could give you but I'm only going to ask you one question: why is Jimmy Neutron an A show? The shows animation is painfully dated, the writing was cliched, and the only memorable character was the goofy dad. How does that show rank above Avatar which, despite its problems, had actual fleshed out characters and really good animation?

I dunno, probably memes of it in the last few years made me remember it in a better light.

 

[albert chan]

No Rocko’s Modern Life?
No Hey Arnold!?
No Spongebob?
No House Of Mouse?
No Pepper Ann?
No Recess?
No Gravity Wars?
No My Life as a Teenage Robot?
No Powerpuff Girls?

Do we rank these on the lolcows they produced, or how we feel about them.

I'd rank Sonic X pretty highly since it (arguably) contributed to CWC and was the birth of several other lolcows like SCSF, Richmunk, etc.

Definitely Fairly Odd Parents/Danny Phantom, due to the current state of Butch Hartmann in 2020.

I’m willing to argue that Butch is a lesser lolcow compared to the SJW artists that make Gravity Falls their own scapegoat to profess their sexuality. Plus with Sonic X help birthing Chris-Chan, I think present day Chris reminds me of Sonic Boom.

Especially Sticks.

 

[FuckedUp]

No Rocko’s Modern Life?
No Hey Arnold!?
No Spongebob?
No House Of Mouse?
No Pepper Ann?
No Recess?
No Gravity Wars?
No Star Wars: Clone Wars?

Literally more than half of those shows didn't start in the 2000's. Rocko's Modern Life is great, but it ended in 1996. lrn2read

I think present day Chris reminds me of Sonic Boom.

Especially Sticks.

How do you know specific characters in Sonic Boom? Were you really watching that show at 20/21+?

 

[The Shadow]

90's animation was waaaaay better fam.

The 90's alone has Batman: The Animated Series, Freakazoid!, and Hey Arnold. All three are top-tier shows.

 

[albert chan]

Literally more than half of those shows didn't start in the 2000's. Rocko's Modern Life is great, but it ended in 1996. lrn2read

How do you know specific characters in Sonic Boom? Were you really watching that show at 20/21+?

I just now realized I typed My Life as A Teenage Robot twice while not noticing it in the tier maker.
I’ll give you that.

But COUNTERPOINT: what if kids born in the 2000’s watch most of the shows I mentioned over the ones in that tier list? I don’t think they’d care much for live action tv shows on Disney and Nickelodeon since those two are living off the legacy of what made them famous in the 1990’s.

 

[SIGSEGV]

 

[Peach Pit]

what happened to talking to a psychiatrist

 

[FuckedUp]

what happened to talking to a psychiatrist

I did, got prescribed Xanax too.

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It's not bait, I just have shit taste.