Orange Rhymer
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There's a Loophole in the Scripture that works really well,Nigga should probably arrange to take her to a proctologist as well given how skanky she looks...
So I can get him off
Without going to hell...
There's a Loophole in the Scripture that works really well,Nigga should probably arrange to take her to a proctologist as well given how skanky she looks...
I think we all agree on the plan. The execution is a bit sketchy... Maybe a bit too 'hands-on'..good for him. if you dont have sex, cant get pregnant, cant catch stds like hiv and aids hpv, cant kill yourself because someone posted revenge porn, cant feel like a worthless hole and fall into depression, cant marry your fifth rung husband/wife because your rep was ruined for being turned out.
he makes his daughter add him to the consent form.I think we all agree on the plan. The execution is a bit sketchy... Maybe a bit too 'hands-on'..
Then again, if he isn't in the room, the doctor can hide behind 'patient confidentiality' and other bullshit that society constructs to alienate the family.
Daughter can claim (to the doctor) that she signed 'under duress', revoking the consent. One private cell phone call and the doctor can legally lie to the father every time.he makes his daughter add him to the consent form.
its also shitty he keeps a different standard for his son. if you dont fuck, you cant be the guy begging for cash wsges because youre dodging 2-3-4-5 child support payments.
She could still fall into depression by being forced to go through this. Also lol this is the US what person would get a bad reputation because they fucked five people? Most of those people refusing her would either be hypocrites or think she shouldn't ever make a bad decision and think in black and white. And both of those people sound like awful partners.good for him. if you dont have sex, cant get pregnant, cant catch stds like hiv and aids hpv, cant kill yourself because someone posted revenge porn, cant feel like a worthless hole and fall into depression, cant marry your fifth choice husband/wife because your rep was ruined for being turned out.
You get more sheep in the bride price if your daughter is a virgin. Duh.My first question is why would he do that, my second question is why do I need to know about it?
Having a hymen intact has fuck all to do with sex.good for him. if you dont have sex, cant get pregnant, cant catch stds like hiv and aids hpv, cant kill yourself because someone posted revenge porn, cant feel like a worthless hole and fall into depression, cant marry your fifth choice husband/wife because your rep was ruined for being turned out.
That’s how Mormon girls get around the “no sex before marriage” rule. Apparently the Mormon God is an autist.Nigga should probably arrange to take her to a proctologist as well given how skanky she looks...
That's called the uvula.Yes, but did he check her anal hymen?
Those things are so annoying at the World Cup.That's called the uvula.
Christianity doesn't work that way. That's Talmud-style pilpul for Jews who have the "chutzpah" to lawyer their own God.There's a Loophole in the Scripture that works really well,
So I can get him off
Without going to hell...