Orbiter Ra'Shon Sanders / Crossing Eden / Eden's Cross / AlchemistFromEden / UmbranAlchemist - Fervent Defender of DSP and Virtual Women, 2nd Worst Poster on NeoGAF/ResetEra

Feline Darkmage

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Encyclopedia Dramatica states:
Eden's Cross aka UmbranAlchemist is a white knight of the worst kind, defending Phil's every mouth diarrhea, up to and including Phil whining about his parents not buying him the first print of a toy... and yes, he argued about that shit in his thirties. Of course, everything that Eden seemed to have taken out of it was that parents aren't supposed to refuse you your wishes and blow sugar up your ass instead.

He gets a special mention because even Phil almighty in all his narcissism and need for attention told him to shut up. Great job there, buddy.

Another point of interest: He brags about his enrollment in animation school but spends 8 hours a day white knighting Phil and picking fights with weeaboos. Say hello to the next Tom Preston!

Eden on the subject of Metal Gear Solid character, named Quiet + Sucking the dick of other shitty GAF poster, Lime
Wow it must be SO difficult for you to see people pointing out how misogynistic Quiet is as a character, or for people to point out that you're being catered to all the time. You poor marginalized individual. /s You're a perfect example of the link below. I and many others don't have the advantage of expressing apathy when we aren't represented, nor are we "one of the good ones" who sit quiet and throw our hands up as if things can't improve. Look where we are, look at the past e3, the medium IS improving, because of people like Anita Sarkeesian who spoke up and then got harassed for doing so.

Great post Lime. No one deserves to be harassed because they bother to speak up about aspects of video games like representation. This is one of the greatest threads in the history of this forum because of how true it is.

Dox Courtesy of @Ride in the NeoGAF thread

Name: Ra'Shon Sanders
DOB: January 19th, 1994
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Education: University of the Arts

ArtStation: https://www.artstation.com/rsanders/profile (http://archive.md/4Mggp)
DeviantArt: https://alchemistfromeden.deviantart.com/ (deactivated) (http://web.archive.org/web/20130707005933/https://alchemistfromeden.deviantart.com/)
DevilMayCryForums: https://devilmaycry.org/members/alchemistfromeden.24299/ (requires an account)
Disqus: https://disqus.com/by/Edenscross/ (http://archive.md/5OVg6)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rashon.sanders.7 (http://archive.md/FrEVp)
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ra-shon-sanders-a5b621104/ (doesn't archive)
Google+: https://plus.google.com/118365258123995770624 (http://archive.md/kIUva)
N4G: http://n4g.com/user/score/crossingeden (http://archive.md/lLzvR)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/CrossingEden/ (http://archive.md/9ZzjS)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198078884154 (private)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/UmbranAlchemist (http://archive.md/a2ekz)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxxqmCRbG5vvM_0IIh2JyDg (http://archive.md/AFyJV)

Crossing Eden is one of the favorite targets of /v/neoFAG and the 2nd GAFfot I've made a thread on after the explosion of content in that thread. Alongside Lime he is one of the most mocked of his species of cows. We've been talking about him every so often for ages now so it's about time we give him his own thread.

He is special to us not just for his appearences in the GAF thread, but because he's a hardcore DSP enthusiast willing to defend Phil from his detractors any chance he can get.

Here's some content I've dug up from him or referencing him in no particular order:

https://archive.fo/8PPlZ

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=190192874&postcount=1872
http://archive.md/H1mw8

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/neogaf-resetera.9636/page-28#post-1965981

NeoGAF member Crossing Eden did not know Nanking Massacre was a real event. Asks if the dialogue was over the top.

https://twitter.com/guerrilladawg/status/579410304783745024
(GAF link embedded in this tweet isn't working for me, maybe it will for someone else)

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/932981-final-fantasy-xv/74297334?page=1
(post #14 claims he likes bondage and lolis, still looking for corroboration)

Posting on NeoGAF, user “Crossing Eden,” who claims to have two sources familiar with Ubisoft Toronto’s work, says that Ironside was spotted at the developer’s studio last summer while he was in the city to shoot the film The Space Between. Though the main purpose of his time in Toronto was apparently to shoot the film, Ironside reportedly discussed his involvement in the as-of-yet unannounced new Splinter Cell game while on set. The same anonymous source who relayed this reportedly leaked information on Watch Dogs 2 this year, as well.
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https://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/rumor-michael-ironside-returns-splinter-cell/

http://archive.md/cpMee

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=187255803&postcount=487
http://archive.md/oBdO6

https://archive.md/kWYFB

And Quiet isn't the only chick who's character design triggered his sensibilities

This also happened with Cidney from one of the newer Final Fantasy games
http://archive.md/14Qab

lol not even other neogaf users like him, I'm getting Jed Whitaker flashbacks
https://archive.md/CpcT7

https://abload.de/img/fhjmkhjkjklokubxk11.png
 

Feline Darkmage

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Why is he on neoGAF if he loves someone whos best commentary for women is "ACK ACK SHE GOT BIG TITTIES!"? Wouldnt GAF eat him alive at that point?

Getting trolled into oblivion makes for strange bedfellows?

Well, that's true but in this case as I showed towards the end he's so annoying in his undying videogame feminism that NeoGAF is bothered by his screeching. No doubt there are people floating on GAF or ResetERA now that believe Eden is a hypocrite for liking Phil.
 

Pointandlaugh

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Didn't know this guy still exists, didn't know he defected to NeoGaf. The wiki page regarding his DSP shenanigans is spot on.
 

Done

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Why is he on neoGAF if he loves someone whos best commentary for women is "ACK ACK SHE GOT BIG TITTIES!"? Wouldnt GAF eat him alive at that point?
Not just that, DSP is like complete anathema to NeoGAF's posters.. He's extremely non-PC (The constant slobbering over vidya women, roleplaying as the last Nazi in the universe)

Being an SJW that white knights DSP is not just an oxymoron, it could be also a moron on oxy for all I know..
 

BatChatillon

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He was the main white knight until KGhaleon appeared whose behaviour was/is far worse than UmbranAlchemist's. He was the first of many white knights to come (well, there were enough to fill a phone booth but not enough to keep a tumbleweed North Korea TKOH forum alive) and I almost forgot about him. Nowadays you have some attack dogs in a safe space of a Phil forum and Vidar, a pedophile viking.
 

Oh Shit I'm Sorry

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https://twitter.com/guerrilladawg/status/579410304783745024
(GAF link embedded in this tweet isn't working for me, maybe it will for someone else)

'Invalid thread specified' means it was deleted by the mods. Hopefully someone out there archived it.

Why is he on neoGAF if he loves someone whos best commentary for women is "ACK ACK SHE GOT BIG TITTIES!"? Wouldnt GAF eat him alive at that point?

I don't think he's still a DSP fan (though I could be wrong). Given that he completely scrubbed his Youtube channel I assume he's probably embarrassed by it and wishes everyone would forget.
 

Xerxes IX

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I don't think he's still a DSP fan (though I could be wrong). Given that he completely scrubbed his Youtube channel I assume he's probably embarrassed by it and wishes everyone would forget.
If he's a gaffot he definitely has to. He pisses off the wrong person and they'll bury him with WEREN'T YOU A FAN OF THIS MISOGYNISTIC NAZI it might be less likely now that the GAF hugbox is all splintered, though.
 

Oh Shit I'm Sorry

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lol not even other neogaf users like him, I'm getting Jed Whitaker flashbacks
https://archive.md/CpcT7

The mods (cough, Beseda, cough) went full damage control on that thread once people started calling his bullshit out.

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Bryan Dunn

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So what's this guy's name on Phil's twitch so I know who to look for in chat.
 

Feline Darkmage

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So what's this guy's name on Phil's twitch so I know who to look for in chat.

He likely uses a variant of any of the screennames I listed in the title. But if none of them look familiar to the usual twitch chat list (I don't watch Phil's twitch streams so I don't know the names of the people in them) anything that has "Eden" or "Alchemist" in it is more than likely him.
 

Bryan Dunn

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He likely uses a variant of any of the screennames I listed in the title. But if none of them look familiar to the usual twitch chat list (I don't watch Phil's twitch streams so I don't know the names of the people in them) anything that has "Eden" or "Alchemist" in it is more than likely him.

I have seen an Eden before. I think he might be a Mod of DSPs
 

Kamatsubu

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I'm familiar with Eden. Before I was in the SoK I got into it with him. But first I should give some background... I really like to write. For me it was starting to become more than just a hobby. It was something I was beginning to take seriously, and I did it every day. One day we got into it over TLoU Left Behind controversy. Which is what I believed sparked a lot of peoples opinions that Neil Druckmann has become an SJW. This was on top of him knowing I didn't like DSP as well. At first Eden tried to mock my drawing skills. It didn't work because I really didn't care what he thought about that. I never professed to be an artist. So then he went after my writing, and I admit that hit hard. It shook my confidence for the longest time having some art school kid telling me I was shit at something I had become so proud of, and for the longest time I never wrote again. I lost all belief in myself. During my time in the SoK I tried to build my confidence back up by getting the opinions of my "friends" because I wanted to know if Eden was actually right or not. If maybe I should just give up for good. They gave me positive encouragement, but after I left the SoK I always wondered if that positive encouragement had been lies just to make me feel good, and that hurt my confidence even more.

Although lately seeing that Eden has turned into an SJW has changed my outlook on things. I feel as though I really shouldn't have taken his opinions all that seriously to begin with, and I wasted so much time over nothing. I'm not going to let a guy who champions Anita Sarkeesian beat me, and I'm not going to give up just because he thinks he knows everything being some art school fuckboy. In the end his words may have caused me to defeat myself for a very long time, but I've got my second wind and I'm not going to let him or anyone make me feel like a failure anymore, and cause me to lose sight on what's important to me. What matters is that I pick myself up and make something I'm proud of.
 

BrunoMattei

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This guy is supposedly a teacher. He also put out a video many years ago where he autistically mocks This Is How You DON'T Play videos.
 

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