Rate the Postal Dude on a scale of 1-10 -

[spaps]

Sorry, The Dude. I had to.

 

[LM 697]

1

Not Doom-y enough.

 

[The Dude]

Hell, I wish I was that sexy.

 

[Something Vague]

3, it's okay,but it doesn't really seem that "Dudey" enough.