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Trainwreck Raven Sparks

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014.

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  1. What blows my mind is that she takes immense pride in being married for the nth time. Any idiot can get married. Any moron can have sex. Being in a committed relationship for life is what takes real work. At her age, she should be planning for future trips and paying the mortgage off of a house. Instread, she's slumming away her middle age in a dirty trailer and being triumphant over a bunch of strangers who laugh at her sad antics. I guess trailer trash remains trailer trash for a reason.
     
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  2. Question: Why are her tits hanging lower than her waist? Is that a goth thing? As for ol' Pilty, you poor, dumb bastard. I can't wait for the Pilty is abusive and rapey era that's sure to come.
     
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    Brought this over from LCF. So now we know what happened to Doja. I read this and laughed; Josh's "Schedule" LMAO! Bitch couldn't be bothered to make arrangements for a disabled dog. Nice glassing of the facts.
     
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  4. I just love the fact that this bitch was somehow "too busy" to take care of a dog yet she wants to have a baby.
     
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  5. She doesn't really want to have a baby, she uses it as a ploy to keep her cavemen in her clutches
     
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  6. She hated her first kid enough to publicly admit she wished she'd aborted him and now he doesn't talk to her. What would indicate to her that she's a good parent and should go for round two?
     
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  7. I'm absolutely thrilled that Raven made all of the worst possible choices while she was away. Never change. :story:
     
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  8. SELL! SELL!!!!
     
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  9. It is indicative of her teenage world-view. She has literally not mentally developed beyond her teen years and every aspect of her interests and lifestyle reflect this. Her living situation and love-life especially gives the sense of somebody who by being of adult age has the ability to make continual stupid mistakes that most teens would be prevented from doing by still living with their parents - full access to the tools of life (including international relocation) but none of the maturity to utilise them well. It's also why she constantly mistakes infatuation for love, throws away pets like the average slaughterhouse owner, eats like shit, cannot demonstrate having done anything in her life that could indicate her having developed a concept of basic responsibility.
     
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  10. Lets just ignore all of the external reasons why Raven shouldn't have a child for a second. This bitch is old, she's in her 40s. There are so many more increased risks past the age of 35 which include but aren't limited to low birth weight, c-sections, chromosome abnormalities (such as down syndrome), loss of pregnancy is the most highly increased. She's already proved that its unlikely that she can even carry a baby to full term at this point in her life. Her sedentary lifestyle combined with her age/overall lack of health isn't doing her any favors. Hopefully she'll never be able to actually get pregnant. I fully believe she'll begin to fake pregnancies as time progresses. Her periods are probably beginning to laps as she gets nearer to menopause, her crazy ass will without a doubt brainwash Josh into thinking she's got a bun in the oven every few months. Then there will be some tragic sob fest when her period finally comes and she's "miscarried" yet again.

    Now back to external reasons why she shouldn't be allowed to have kids... they can't afford their rent/utilities and don't have the time to take a dog to his vet appointments? How the hell is she going to be able to keep up with a newborn at her age. Other than an easy meal ticket and a way to forever dig her claws into Josh she has no real desire to actually raise another kid. She would literally grow bored of a baby getting her attention in about a week.
     
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  11. She already has; she claimed to have miscarried twins after her car accident several months ago, in order to bully Couchie into feeling guilty for crashing the car after Raven made him drive her to the store after an extended shift. See, he made her miscarry imaginary twins, so who's the REAL monster here?

    Raven hasn't been able to conceive and carry to term since her first kid, because she's prone to ectopic pregnancy.
     
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  12. The irony is that Raven would have none of the positives that many mothers over 35 and 40 usually have - more mature, financially stable, in stable marriage, own home, very invested in educating/caring for a child, etc...

    Raven would be as shitty a mother at 42 as she was at 19, there has been zero improvement in her life and it might even be far worse. At least at 19 her mother could care for the baby because I don’t believe Raven could.

    Raven would have all of the negatives of both older and a younger mom could have (immature, no money, no prospects, no education, no home, short unstable marriage). She’s the worst of both worlds.

    She also is the type to just have a kid to get welfare subsidies for it. It’s not like Josh can support them much less a kid.
     
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  13. I think the train to love town doesn't run very often in Raven-ville. She's never been particularly sexual except during the capture phase and after she gets them the sex slows way down. She'll take gross pictures, she'll lose her mind that her men use porn because they should be devoted to her and to her only, but she's not interested in sex very much and she uses all kinds of excuses, including her legendary tailbone issues, to avoid it.

    So combine her lack of sex drive with her increasing age, reduced fertility due to various issues from her reproductive past - many of which I think were feigned, her current lifestyle and she's not going to get pregnant. She cannot afford adoption and would never get approved for foster care. She's gonna keep faking pregnancies until she's menopausal and maybe not even then if she lands an even dumber specimen after Josh finally gets retired from her stable. Raven will never again have access to a child to ruin but she will keep pretending until the bitter end. And men unclear on how such things work will keep believing her. She'll be the only seventy year old in the trailer park to lose triplets half-an-hour after conception.

    I still cannot believe Josh was this dumb. He's clearly an idiot but I really thought he had some sense of personal preservation. He should just skin himself, let his carcass get processed into Slim Josh Jerky and get it over with.
     
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  14. I had this intense wave of hot second hand embarrassment wash over me while watching that video that normally only Margaret Palermo gives me. I'd love to know what Josh's family thinks of this, I imagine they're crowded around Mama Caveman's dining table discussing the squat troll tricking their poor wayward sheep into marriage. There's no way Raven didn't immediately force Josh to defiantly call them and tell every opposing family member the news.
     
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  15. If you're from the south and mama don't like your significant other...you're shit out of luck.

    Go and get married without telling mama?
    That's a cardinal sin and no one within ear shot of mama will escape hearing about it at every family get together till the end of mama!
     
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  16. There's also the real possibility that Raven drove a wedge between her newly minted husband and her mother-in-law, and Pilty's mother didn't bother to attend their ceremony out of spite.
     
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  17. That was my thoughts on it. They didnt have to elope- nobody wanted to see this shitshow. And even if she hadn't already pissed on them, she would certainly have been gloating it up and such in front of them. Either way she gets what she wants- them outta the way.
     
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  18. Forgive me if this is inappropriate to ask, but...is there a new thread on lolcow for Raven? The most recent one I can find has a final post dated one month ago. It is a transcript of Diana bitching about Ash. Is there a more recent thread?
     
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  19. Idk but I think the deal is there won’t be a new thread started until the tard cum starts flowing. Raven is famous for missing the haters. Her coming back just to announce the white trash quickie marriage was an attempt to rev back up the thread and I don’t think lolcow will give her the satisfaction until she’s back making an ass of herself on a consistent basis.

    This is just my interpretation of the matter, I don’t Post over there and just read Ravens thread for updates, but they seem committed to only starting a new thread when events warranted it. The format of lolcow kind of sucks and I get avoiding creation of an entire new thread just for one single event for ppl to chew on.
     
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  20. Not been a lot of life out of her since her swamp journey. Maybe she's making friends?
     
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