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I think she's always implied she was Type 1, but they aren't usually fatasses. Insulin overdose is how she committed fake suicide a few years ago.
If she was a type 1 and left new Zealand that's pretty insane (although raven has proven to be just that) - she doesn't have insurance. I don't think she can afford to be that sick in the good old U S of A.

I refuse to believe she would have gone this long without a gimme post about the price of insulin, so I get the feeling she's a poorly managed type 2 using her medication as a prop for this baby stuff.
 
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I’d also doubt the baby is Dorian’s. His wife is a BPD, attention seeking, poly, trans-trending succubus. It’s more likely Logan’s baby which would make Raven even more insane with jealously.
Ah, multi-generational cowdom! This is very old news but I figured I should drop the ball about our throuple back in NZ since everyone else seems to ignore the elephant in the room.

Isa is now Isaac
Logan is now Lydia, probably as a ploy to get more coochie
Dorian is still Dorian, albeit a defeated one that is prob only dealing with this shit because it's the least he could do for his saviour 'lovely gf' that saved him from his evil mom!!! If he truly loved her he would troon out, too!
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I still somehow can’t believe that, even seeing the photos. Logan barely seemed to notice Dorian except a few times he was irritated by him. And vice versa.

All I can say is moms, don’t let your teenage boys marry psychotic 40 year old bitches, because this is the likely outcome.
 

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She probably already has. Maybe another reason to play pregnant besides trying to fuck with her haydurrs. Gotta make some excuse for putting on weight besides conspicuous over consumption of American processed food. Snap into another slim Jim.
Only poor white trash like Raven would grab onto pregnancy as some sort of thing to be proud of or troll ppl about . If she faked a few more pregnancies and miscarriages she could be another Sammie B. I guess when you live in a trailer, no job, no education, no friends, then breeding and pet hoarding are all you got.

Melatonin and Vitamin C are problematic during pregnancy. Not that Raven being pregnant is very likely.
I actually thought her having regular old store bought bottle of prenatal vitamins was suspect. Plenty of women buy and take them when they are trying to get pregnant but Raven being a broke ass trailer girl should have got a big free bottle of govt vitiams if she went to a doctor and had a positive pregnancy test.

If a jobless skank like Raven goes to her local clinic, asks for a pregnancy test and it’s positive they hand her a free bottle of prenatal vitamins and Medicaid/ SNAP paperwork. She wouldn’t spend her own money at CVS for them.
I still somehow can’t believe that, even seeing the photos. Logan barely seemed to notice Dorian except a few times he was irritated by him. And vice versa.

All I can say is moms, don’t let your teenage boys marry psychotic 40 year old bitches, because this is the likely outcome.
I think the problem started even before Raven, but she made it a lot worse. Any 16 year old that was interested in a immature tattooed old hag had issues to begin with. He was desperate for maternal attention - not female attention, not sex, a maternal figure.

This trans garbage I think is being done to appeal to the mini-Raven. Logan has no spine and lacks a sense of identity, which makes him a perfect victim for crazy narc women. (Dorian too, but at least he’s grounded enough in his masculinity to not go around in lipstick to please a woman)
 

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Somehow Raven's tattoos make me feel trashy for having tattoos, even without being covered in them.

It's going to be a wild ride, the fauxgency ending. She's getting to the point where it'd be a stillbirth rather than a miscarriage and that's much harder to fake since burials are a requirement (at least as far as I know it is in all states in the US). How's she going to get out of this one? In her relatively recent corset photo she didn't look even a little pregnant, all the weight gain seems to be in her face. I can't believe Raven wouldn't blow up like a marshmallow all over if she was calfing. Her Slim Jim consumption would be through the roof.
 

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Ah, multi-generational cowdom! This is very old news but I figured I should drop the ball about our throuple back in NZ since everyone else seems to ignore the elephant in the room.

Isa is now Isaac
Logan is now Lydia, probably as a ploy to get more coochie
Dorian is still Dorian, albeit a defeated one that is prob only dealing with this shit because it's the least he could do for his saviour 'lovely gf' that saved him from his evil mom!!! If he truly loved her he would troon out, too!
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Holy shit, Gravy. You fucked up your ex-husband and your kid. One’s a fake, ugly troon and the other is a beta cuck. And they’re both fucking the same brand of crazy. If there’s one thing the hag-raven accomplished in her wasteful, pathetic life, it’s fucking up the lives of people around her.
 

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Ah, multi-generational cowdom! This is very old news but I figured I should drop the ball about our throuple back in NZ since everyone else seems to ignore the elephant in the room.

Isa is now Isaac
Logan is now Lydia, probably as a ploy to get more coochie
Dorian is still Dorian, albeit a defeated one that is prob only dealing with this shit because it's the least he could do for his saviour 'lovely gf' that saved him from his evil mom!!! If he truly loved her he would troon out, too!
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This is... Legitimately insane. No one could've predicted this, could they? Where did you find out this info?
 
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MirnaMinkoff

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I'm not sure who had it worse at this point, Logan or Dorian.
Well, Raven did control Dorian’s life for at least ten years once she snatched him from the grandma who actually cared for him. Logan had to fuck Raven.

So, Logan, definitely. Sex with Raven obviously makes men want to chop off their dicks off.

To bad Isa and Raven can’t be forced to live together, narc cage match style.
 

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I'm not sure who had it worse at this point, Logan or Dorian.
Being the child bride to a narc grannygoth who insists you're unfaithful because you watch porn while she's getting involved with multiple men online is bad. Being raised by said narc grannygoth for nearly all your life up until she finally discards you in favor of eating slim jims in a trailer is worse, add on getting cucked by the stepfather you went to school with and it's a set up for a mosaic of emotional trauma
 

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She's leaving the Internet for real this time guise!!!!!!

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And she left us a video!


I have a 1.6GB download of that video. Can't seem to attach it here. Anyone know how I might do this?
This is what, the 35th time she's totally leaving the internet forever for real!

I guess she realized the fake pregnancy was getting close to put up or shut up time so she's bailing instead. I'm disappointed, I was looking forward to her 18th fake miscarriage or even trying to pass off a reborn doll as her new baby.

Raven is attempting to give the impression she's getting offline because she's totes having a baby and must have her privacy! No fame or attention for the chaste mother to be! LOL.

Just like when she scammed people for money using her dead mother's funeral she will disappear for six months and then return hoping everyone has forgotten about her fake pregnancy.

I honestly think she's doing this to troll her son or goad him into contacting her. I hope he's smart enough to never speak to her again.
 

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Translation: if she was really pregnant, now would be about the time she would be due to give birth, but this time she forgot to fake a miscarriage so she's going offline to think up an excuse as to why there's no baby.
I’m not sure when her fake baby would be due, but at this point any actual pregnancy would be physically very obvious. But she’s not pregnant so it was either up the BS by photographing herself with a pillow stuffed in her shirt, claim miscarriage occurred months ago or run away, run away!

I think she got mad that everyone was gleefully waiting for another fake miscarriage saga. She didn’t want to give all the haters the satisfaction of proving them right, but that took away her only “out” for her fake pregnancy. Her only option at this point is to run and hide.

Given what an unrelenting vain whore Raven is, who posts terrible selfies constantly, we would have been assualted with a hundred “baby bump” photos by now. Instead we get Ravens 38 th departure from the Internet forever!

Edit: Anybody got a recap or summary from her latest video? I just can’t with this bitch and refuse to listen to her drone on and on in a video.
 

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