But she can’t even commit to a real bluff and instead uses scare quotes on “fake” and makes it obvious she’s trying to be sarcastic because the baby is deffo totes real. I guess this is for the two idiots online who think she had a baby? Idk.Pay no attention to the baby "video" playing in the background. There's no "real" baby, so there's no need to keep spying and trying to get information to call CPS I mean, right? Don't worry, I'll be sure that's the last time I make a video while my "fake" baby is awake or around. Move along, now
lol her exciting huge announcement was that she got lasik surgery? Big whoop. Her life has to be incredibly dull if she believes lasik surgery is worthy of hype and a 40 min video.46 mins of narc waffle for those who dare.
My last huge update of the year
She can’t judge her make-up from selfies because they are totally detached from any reality. Akin to trying to judge your makeup based on an abstract painting someone did of you.Tldr; series of videos in the car, no Samsung boost it in sight, or sound, super excited for lasic! Gets lasic, still can't see a good bit of the time a month later. Oops. This is the most interesting part.
At one point says when she can see, she thinks her makeup looks like shit the way she's been doing it. No kidding. You couldn't see that in all your glamour shots you no doubt flick it to. Ffs.
It's probably healed up and she's seeing just fine, but raven isn't raven without malingering and having something to bitch about.
She never said one thing about seeing her baby clearly, although she said plenty about seeing herself and body clearly.
Yikes, that article is eye-openeen...
If she was near sighted its particularly dumb because nearsightedness tends to be a plus when it comes to presbyopia. Nearsighted ppl usually don’t need reading glasses as soon as people with normal vision or who are far sighted.
There’s really shady financing available for procedures like lasik. I could totally see her convincing Josh making $30 payments a month was easier than coming up with $250 for new glasses and buying contacts. These healthcare financing places will finance anyone employed and charge sky high interest. The bar is much lower than even typical high interest CC.Yikes, that article is eye-openeen...
I have been wondering about where the money for this risky business came from as well. Are credit cards still easy to come by? That's my guess, maxing out a line of credit they got from somewhere.
I didn't watch the whole thing, but I did notice that she's complaining quite a lot about how not great her vision is post procedure, each time qualifying it with 'but it's still the best thing ever' type statements. Which she then contradicts with another complaint. Her vision isn't great now (how will she ever manage to take care of her baby?) and of course she can't just put her glasses back on because her prescription is fucked and will be until her vision settles into whatever it's going to be until, as you point out Barbarella, the aging process changes it for her.
During my skim of this long nonsense I learned how much she hates her 'little Asian eyes.' She said it more than once, and explained that's why she tries to disguise them as 'panda eyes' with makeup. That sounds exhausting.
There was one other interesting point I heard as I skipped around. The staff at the eye clinic were so nice to her! They remembered her from , like, a whole year ago, even though she says she looks completely different!
That at least is inarguable, though not in the way she's implying. She no doubt looks completely different from anyone those people (whose job it literally is to be nice to the clients) have ever seen.
LOL Raven is incapable, even upon pain of death, of not making everything entirely about herself.In which many things are explained
Maybe a notable video finally. "Dorian has reached out to me".
It's very hard to listen to this as she promises "not to make this about myself" then proceeds to say how much she hates him. Promises to make it short and it's 45 mins long again (what is with this bitch and this time? Is it the max her phone can record or something?). She's scripted the entire thing, and she's gaslighting the fuck out of him so far.