Trainwreck Raven Sparks -

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Can't let it go.

Am I really a predator?

Totally about to go on another hiatus - she doesn't need the internet at all, this is only - what - the 5th time she's claimed that she'll be gone forever. 1 hr of unlistenable droning that no audience (either intended or unintended) will watch.
 
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MirnaMinkoff

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Can't let it go.

Am I really a predator?

Totally about to go on another hiatus - she doesn't need the internet at all, this is only - what - the 5th time she's claimed that she'll be gone forever. 1 hr of unlistenable droning that no audience (either intended or unintended) will watch.
If there was more raccoon eyeliner, a cheap hot topic dress and a lot more flab that would be a pretty accurate depiction of Raven in bed.
 

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I lost a 1 megapixel digital camera on the beach sometime back in 1997. I think Raven found it.

I wasted an hour of my fucking life. I suggest nobody else do the same. There is literally nothing of interest in that video. A lot of whining about marriages, 10 minutes of scrolling through Logan’s old porn history, she states she’s very vanilla in bed (shocker) and never matured past late teen age stage. Now everything that went bad in her marriage to Logan was his fault. The only thing that made me chuckle was that she supposedly stayed in a bad and lonely marriage because she was worried about what the haters would say if she left. She wanted-she always wants-to give the impression everything is perfect. Which of course, is why we.cant believe what she says about Josh or Samsung Boostina.

The only meaningful relationship Raven has ever had in her life is with the 30 people who discuss her online. Because of her narcissism, she doesn’t realize how few there are and thinks she’s Meghan Markle, but everything she does in her life is to try to give us an impression of her success.

And that hasn’t worked.

God, what a dumb bitch.
 

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"Playback on other websites has been disabled" :story:

Oh, Raven. Never change.

Archive of her repetitive, annoying rambling:
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"I didn't want a mother-son relationship, you know, because of the age thing"

"I filled out all his job applications"

" I told him to stop mumbling and open his mouth when he spoke to me"

"He was eating me out of house and home!"
 

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"I didn't want a mother-son relationship, you know, because of the age thing"

"I filled out all his job applications"

" I told him to stop mumbling and open his mouth when he spoke to me"

"He was eating me out of house and home!"
Ikr? Gets involved with a teenager, then gets mad when he acts like a teenager.
Is completely unenthusiastic about sex, wonders why he doesn't approach her for sex.
 

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Ikr? Gets involved with a teenager, then gets mad when he acts like a teenager.
Is completely unenthusiastic about sex, wonders why he doesn't approach her for sex.
Yeah, the eating me out of house an home thing kills me. Bitch, you married a teenage boy who was still growing. What the fuck were you expecting? You married a fucking child and you didn't want a mother-son relationship? This bitch is insane.
 

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She pretty much admitted she can't cook if she was unable to satiate one person. Correctly-chosen ingredients are cheap, but whatever diet the mistress of Slim Jims was on presumably wasn't.
 
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Barbarella

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Just a quickhello. She misses being on youtube, and will be back. She wants to know what we think with her lip piercings gone. She’s almost 44 and thinks she’s getting old for piercings. Youtube is her hobby, she loves it and will be back before she turns 45.

This video was about five minutes-shortest she ever made. I thought a “quick hello” would take at least 40 minutes.
 

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Just a quickhello. She misses being on youtube, and will be back. She wants to know what we think with her lip piercings gone. She’s almost 44 and thinks she’s getting old for piercings. Youtube is her hobby, she loves it and will be back before she turns 45.

This video was about five minutes-shortest she ever made. I thought a “quick hello” would take at least 40 minutes.
Is it just me, or does she look like she gained weight? Did she eat the baby or Josh?
 

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She's worried about dressing appropriately for her age. Also, she's exposing as much of her granny titties as possible without inducing nausea in most viewers.
 
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She commented, " since I was dressed, I figured I could make a video." I guess that gross nurse costume is regular clothes now.
Mom of young baby, who is not leaving the house, puts on full makeup, colored contacts, a wig, and a naughty nurse outfit, puts up a backdrop, expects people to believe that this was just a nonchalant little video.
Why, Raven? Why lie about something so dumb?
 

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She pretty much admitted she can't cook if she was unable to satiate one person. Correctly-chosen ingredients are cheap, but whatever diet the mistress of Slim Jims was on presumably wasn't.
I remember she posted a few cooking videos way back when. Not sure if they’re still around, but my god everything she made looked disgusting. Couldn’t cook anything that wasn’t super fatty, gross, Amerifat dishes.
 

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An archive because that's the way we do it.
Thank you. I’m always on mobile so archiving is my weakness.

If somebody knows how to do it easily with mobile, please let me know, It just hasn’t worked for me. Maybe I’m just exceptional after all these years (not a shock.)

This one I figured would be no loss though. :). The mist interesting part is that it was so short!

The wig and contacts were ugly so she looked normal. She takes a couple of piercings out and thinks that makes a difference, with all that other fake stuff? I guess it might if she took them all out. The lip ones do look better, although I’m sure they are scarred. First I heard about a tongue piercing. she just overdid it all.

I actually like the ones on her dimples but the bar across the bridge of her nose is hideous. Want to make your nose look huge? Do that. She said she hated her nose, then why emphasize it in the worst way? It’s like s 300 lb women getting a belly button piercing. Just staap, it’s not sexy. It’s boring.

Except her nose, her features are kind of pretty, I think, but she damaged them, at her age there will always be scars.

She should pierce her nipples and then then her hanging boobs will clang into her naval piercing as she walks. :)

I’m not a piercing hater, my best friend has a dermal right where a necklace would hit in her chest. It’s so pretty, but I can’t copy her. I just hate that people just overdo these things and Raven’s one of them. Why fill your face with dozens of piercings when one of two would enhance your features? I guess it’s a look, but not one I understand.

A 4/5 month (?) baby would be at the age that all those rings and piercings and wigs would be pull toys.

Good thing she doesn’t have one.