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Trainwreck Raven Sparks

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  1. "Sure, I may have wished death upon the babies of pregnant women but THEY WERE BEING MEAN TO ME. I may have said I wish I had aborted my son, but HE'S A JERK. It's okay though because I'm pro life guys, I'm such a nice person"
    -Raven probably
     
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  2. The hypocrisy is real in this video. Good luck making it to end.
     
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  3. Her comments about how Logan is a procrastinator and she needs to remind him to do things all the time come off as really weird. She doesn't sound like a wife complaining about her husband, she sounds like a mother complaining about her son.
     
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  4. Between her myriad of shitty tattoos, her ratty hair, and her raccoon face, she looks like a printer exploded next to her and splattered her with toner.
     
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  5. Graffiti in truck stop bathrooms is more aesthetically-pleasing and better arranged than Raven's tattoos.
     
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    This upsets me. Every animal (and human for that matter) that's comes into Raven's life gets treated like crap. The minute any one of those kittens mews too loudly or has an accident on one of her piles of clothes she'll flip her shit and toss them away just like every other pet she has.
     
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  7. If how she keeps her house is any indication I doubt Marmalade is getting the proper care she needs to have a healthy litter. I wonder if Raven has thought ahead about what to do with the kittens once they're old enough. Is she going to find homes for them all or is she just going to throw them out?:(
     
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  8. Didn't she have weightloss surgery? With her obsession about (American) junkfood, she's surely going to gain it all back, and it'll all have been for nothing. She didn't acquire healthy eating habits or started exercising after the surgery, even with the weightloss she still looks like a blob. How does Logan cope with this?
     
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  9. He doesn't care; she still spreads her legs for him so what does he mind. He is, remember, a teenage boy and thus thrilled just to be dipping his wick on a regular basis.
     
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  10. I thought he was 21 now? Old enough to start thinking about long-term life choices. We'll if he makes it through the next decade.
     
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  11. Dustin Hoffman's character was also 21 when he was seduced by Mrs Robinson. That age is really just an outgrowth of one's teenage years.
     
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  12. This is true, but he's been with her since he was 16. At some point, dude is going to want to know what being with somebody his own age is like. Or, maybe not, since she's trained him that all young women are whores and sluts. He is super immature still, and maybe his mommy issues will continue.
     
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  13. She'll probably make a video about how the ungrateful little shits deliberately refused to stay small and cute.
     
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  14. Honestly Logan may never get away from her - his entire adult life has been spent depending on Raven. He's the breadwinner of the family now, as the only working member of that household, but I imagine that Raven has "control of the reins" so to speak. it would be hard for him to live independently without his mother-wife doing all the stuff at home.

    What's Logan's profession again? The only way he's getting away from Raven is if his job gives him the skills and maturity to leave.

    It's interesting that ever since Ally(? the 16 year old chick who was "adopted" by raven and then kicked out 10 minutes later, not 100% sure on the name), we've not really heard about friends. The only people in the story are Raven, her kid, Logan, and Logan's family.

    She's probably done well to make sure he doesn't have much interaction with women his own age, isolation through long work hours and a demanding wife.
     
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  15. What's the back story with Ally? This is before my time following and I can't find any info. If anyone has the time to fill me in it would be appreciated.
     
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  16. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/raven-sparks.5040/page-36 Starts about half way down the comments :biggrin:
     
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  17. Logan is in a construction trade although I don't know which one. Warehouse type stuff, I think.

    I agree, unless he suddenly gets a desire for kids, he may never break away. He's still pretty young, with burping and farting being the pinnacle of humor to him.

    The new house is slowly getting messier and messier. Raven said they were going to keep it clean. Pretty soon they'll be wading through piles again.
     
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  18. I discovered raven just after those videos were taken down unfortunately. I'd have loved to see them.
     
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  19. I don't think Logan really wants kids, at least not yet, he's still a kid himself. In their videos where it gets brought up it's always Raven who talks about wanting to have a baby with him and Logan just kind of nods along for the camera.
    The best part is when Raven fills up the house with her kitschy goth crap but then blames the clutter on the guys being messy. Raven doesn't have a job outside the home, there's no reason why she can't tidy up. The place doesn't have to look like a showroom ffs, if she'd just do the bare minimum it would probably be fine. Hell, as far as I know Dorian doesn't work either, he could even help clean.
     
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