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  1. I found this video all about her new gym adventure. She's already stopped going, she says because of period cramp which as a female I can vouch for how painful they are. Only time will tell if she keeps up with the working out. As was suspected her ex hubby is behind it all. It's his power lifting gym that she goes to according to raven, Canterbury Sports Performance Center. About 2:10 into the video you can see raven gush over him like a teenager with a crush on their teacher. Raven apparently couldn't lift a bottle of tard cum before but now she can. She's only doing weight training yet is complaining about putting on weight. Does she not realise muscle weighs more than fat? If she just wanted to get "skinny" she should be doing cardio but she herself said she wants to get toned. Raven wants to get rid of "wobbly bits" but it's loose skin. Granted its not nice to look at but in my opinion its like a constant reminder of how far you've come.
     
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  2. Thats a really really heavy deadlift, isnt it? Especially for a woman who has only been at it for a couple of weeks? Maybe i just dont understand how different powerlifting is from just regular lifting and shes only doing one or two reps. ? 50 pounds overhead lift...also seems immense. I think shes going to get a shoulder or back injury.
     
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  3. :story:

    Nigga writes a textwall about hoes stealing her man every time a girl adds Logan on facebook but she's spending hours at her ex husband's gym :story:

    What's the deal with the exhusband anyway? Apparently there's a lot of drama there Ravens not ready to let go of yet?
     
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  4. I'm no exercise expert. But it seems common sense that if you've been sitting on your couch for ten years, starting with those kinds of deadlifts are just asking for a back injury. (Which I thought she already had).

    I could be entirely wrong but in my experience, trainers want you to start slow and build strength and stability before doing things that require good form or you can get hurt. Especially if you are older.

    Honestly though, good for her, if it's safe and she sticks with it. She'll have more energy and feel better if she keeps it up-safely.
     
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  5. They're exes but "still good friends" according to Raven. He also financially supports her, most of Ravens tattoos were paid for by him as well as clothes and groceries in the past. Many people have suspected they still hook up and that the things he's bought her were repaid in sex but I don't know if I buy that to be honest.
     
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  6. Does anyone know any background on ryan?
     
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  7. I'm confused. I thought her ex was that Goth guy who is now with Emily Boo. The one who was on that U.K. Makeover show... I'm blanking on his name. She followed him to NZ, yes? He sure didn't seem like a gym rat to me.

    But maybe I'm missing the story? Her ex's name is Ryan? The way she uploads, deletes, reuploads and tells 30 minute confusing stories - I'm sure I've missed who is who in Ravens world.

    The only ones I'm clear on are Dorian and Logan.
     
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  8. Considering how she keeps confusing pounds with kilos and the awkward pauses before telling how much she lifts, I smell bullshit.

    I am just a gym patron but for what I know, I wouldn't get her near a bench, or a barbell in general, until she gets some muscle going.

    Best case scenario she is going to get a tendonitis with her current training.

    I wonder if the ex husband just told his employee Raven is a crazy bitch so just make her happy until she gets injured and goes away.
     
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  9. "She thinks I'll fuck her if she moans while lifting weights, so ignore any noise. In fact, just ignore her entirely."
     
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  10. Ryan is the ex she's still friends with. The other guy is called CJ. They had a long distance relationship/engagement and Raven moved to New Zealand for him but then they broke up and she got together with Logan soon after.
     
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  11. She has the mental age of a 13 year old, so if anything he'll eventually outgrow her.
     
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  12. I totally agree with you. The promise of pussy only goes so far; as a teenage boy it's everything he could dream of, but now he's growing up...it's going to become less of a priority. He'll be watching his contemporaries get married, buy homes, start families, and his wagon is tied to a barren, aged, obese, disabled, neurotic goth. He's doing all the honourable things- working hard, bringing home money, caring for his wife- with none of the benefits. Pussy isn't a finite resource and Raven is fucked once he realises it.
     
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  13. I just saw one of her videos ranting about the Farms. Pretty funny stuff, she's definitely a lolcow.

    So edgy
     
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  14. Oh please Krom PLEASE let her go full bodybuilder, the hormonal imbalance lulz alone would be the shit of legends, and if you don't than to hell with you.
     
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  15. what her new video is about
     

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  16. Raven obviously is going to have a problem with logan watching porn because every porn actress looks better than her and she hates women. I guarantee logan goes straight to the Japanese girls.
     
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  17. I too would find the Tattooed She Hulk Saga extremely amusing. Just imagining her dragging child bride about by the hair and going into roid rages on camera is making me smirk and chuckle.
     
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  18. "How hard it is to find a good guy!?!?!?!"

    That lack of self-awareness, man.
     
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  19. On my phone and don't post much so apologies if I mess up embedding! But this is the video regarding childbride watching porn for those who don't want to hunt it down. Surprised he didn't have his eyes impaled by a hot skewer. Then he'd never look at another woman again!

     
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  20. Poor Logan, guess he'll have to resort to doing it the old fashioned way and buy magazines. Or install something to hide his search history.
     
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