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Trainwreck Raven Sparks

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  1. Didn't she have weightloss surgery? With her obsession about (American) junkfood, she's surely going to gain it all back, and it'll all have been for nothing. She didn't acquire healthy eating habits or started exercising after the surgery, even with the weightloss she still looks like a blob. How does Logan cope with this?
     
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  2. He doesn't care; she still spreads her legs for him so what does he mind. He is, remember, a teenage boy and thus thrilled just to be dipping his wick on a regular basis.
     
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  3. I thought he was 21 now? Old enough to start thinking about long-term life choices. We'll if he makes it through the next decade.
     
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  4. Dustin Hoffman's character was also 21 when he was seduced by Mrs Robinson. That age is really just an outgrowth of one's teenage years.
     
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  5. This is true, but he's been with her since he was 16. At some point, dude is going to want to know what being with somebody his own age is like. Or, maybe not, since she's trained him that all young women are whores and sluts. He is super immature still, and maybe his mommy issues will continue.
     
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  6. She'll probably make a video about how the ungrateful little shits deliberately refused to stay small and cute.
     
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  7. Honestly Logan may never get away from her - his entire adult life has been spent depending on Raven. He's the breadwinner of the family now, as the only working member of that household, but I imagine that Raven has "control of the reins" so to speak. it would be hard for him to live independently without his mother-wife doing all the stuff at home.

    What's Logan's profession again? The only way he's getting away from Raven is if his job gives him the skills and maturity to leave.

    It's interesting that ever since Ally(? the 16 year old chick who was "adopted" by raven and then kicked out 10 minutes later, not 100% sure on the name), we've not really heard about friends. The only people in the story are Raven, her kid, Logan, and Logan's family.

    She's probably done well to make sure he doesn't have much interaction with women his own age, isolation through long work hours and a demanding wife.
     
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  8. What's the back story with Ally? This is before my time following and I can't find any info. If anyone has the time to fill me in it would be appreciated.
     
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  9. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/raven-sparks.5040/page-36 Starts about half way down the comments :biggrin:
     
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  10. Logan is in a construction trade although I don't know which one. Warehouse type stuff, I think.

    I agree, unless he suddenly gets a desire for kids, he may never break away. He's still pretty young, with burping and farting being the pinnacle of humor to him.

    The new house is slowly getting messier and messier. Raven said they were going to keep it clean. Pretty soon they'll be wading through piles again.
     
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  11. I discovered raven just after those videos were taken down unfortunately. I'd have loved to see them.
     
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  12. I don't think Logan really wants kids, at least not yet, he's still a kid himself. In their videos where it gets brought up it's always Raven who talks about wanting to have a baby with him and Logan just kind of nods along for the camera.
    The best part is when Raven fills up the house with her kitschy goth crap but then blames the clutter on the guys being messy. Raven doesn't have a job outside the home, there's no reason why she can't tidy up. The place doesn't have to look like a showroom ffs, if she'd just do the bare minimum it would probably be fine. Hell, as far as I know Dorian doesn't work either, he could even help clean.
     
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  13. I found this video all about her new gym adventure. She's already stopped going, she says because of period cramp which as a female I can vouch for how painful they are. Only time will tell if she keeps up with the working out. As was suspected her ex hubby is behind it all. It's his power lifting gym that she goes to according to raven, Canterbury Sports Performance Center. About 2:10 into the video you can see raven gush over him like a teenager with a crush on their teacher. Raven apparently couldn't lift a bottle of tard cum before but now she can. She's only doing weight training yet is complaining about putting on weight. Does she not realise muscle weighs more than fat? If she just wanted to get "skinny" she should be doing cardio but she herself said she wants to get toned. Raven wants to get rid of "wobbly bits" but it's loose skin. Granted its not nice to look at but in my opinion its like a constant reminder of how far you've come.
     
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  14. Thats a really really heavy deadlift, isnt it? Especially for a woman who has only been at it for a couple of weeks? Maybe i just dont understand how different powerlifting is from just regular lifting and shes only doing one or two reps. ? 50 pounds overhead lift...also seems immense. I think shes going to get a shoulder or back injury.
     
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  15. :story:

    Nigga writes a textwall about hoes stealing her man every time a girl adds Logan on facebook but she's spending hours at her ex husband's gym :story:

    What's the deal with the exhusband anyway? Apparently there's a lot of drama there Ravens not ready to let go of yet?
     
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  16. I'm no exercise expert. But it seems common sense that if you've been sitting on your couch for ten years, starting with those kinds of deadlifts are just asking for a back injury. (Which I thought she already had).

    I could be entirely wrong but in my experience, trainers want you to start slow and build strength and stability before doing things that require good form or you can get hurt. Especially if you are older.

    Honestly though, good for her, if it's safe and she sticks with it. She'll have more energy and feel better if she keeps it up-safely.
     
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  17. They're exes but "still good friends" according to Raven. He also financially supports her, most of Ravens tattoos were paid for by him as well as clothes and groceries in the past. Many people have suspected they still hook up and that the things he's bought her were repaid in sex but I don't know if I buy that to be honest.
     
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  18. Does anyone know any background on ryan?
     
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  19. I'm confused. I thought her ex was that Goth guy who is now with Emily Boo. The one who was on that U.K. Makeover show... I'm blanking on his name. She followed him to NZ, yes? He sure didn't seem like a gym rat to me.

    But maybe I'm missing the story? Her ex's name is Ryan? The way she uploads, deletes, reuploads and tells 30 minute confusing stories - I'm sure I've missed who is who in Ravens world.

    The only ones I'm clear on are Dorian and Logan.
     
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