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Trainwreck Raven Sparks

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014.

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  1. I legit can't imagine being so insecure that you consider ending your marriage because you found out your spouse watches porn. The way Raven was carrying on I thought Logan had knocked up her sister or something, Jesus.
    How does she even know for sure that Logan was the one who watched porn? Dorian lives there too and he's a single guy in his early 20s, you can't tell me he's never worn a sock on the wrong appendage before.
     
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  3. Logan looks like a kidnap victim. Diana is pulling the strings:

    "Your turn, Logan, Speak. Speak! Tell the people you are sorry for your horrible crime against me!"

    "Mn *cough* yeah, I love Raven and she means the world to me. She's beautiful and kind and sweet and I'll stay with her forever. I fucked up and it won't happen again. Look at all the bugs out here. Squirrel! Somebody is smoking weed, that only happens in fucking New Zealand. Anyway, I'll man up from now on, so Raven, can you point the gun away from my head now?"

    "All is forgiven, it's Logan and I against the world. Nobody wants us to succeed but we can overcome even the most horrible things that I don't want to talk about, and I don't want you to talk about, so nobody watching is allowed to discuss it. The world is watching me closer than Angie and Brad and waiting for me to fail so I will not be addressing this further. And Logan will not be speaking to any of you whores and sluts either, I'm limiting internet access to just me, so I can do 20 minute videos about mismatched contact lenses. No more whores and sluts on my computer to tempt Logan, I am the sole temptress here after weight gain and weight loss and lost babies. So now that I have not addressed what I said in my status, and I made Logan publicly announce he is sorry for what we won't talk about after five years, and which most couples would not survive, I'm done. I win. I'm the toughest babe there is because look how I made my child bride say sorry on camera and he even rubbed my shoulders and I only had to tell him once, so now I am going to go play with funco toys."
     
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  4. Outstanding! ^^^
     
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  5. Holy shit, she's literally holding him hostage at the beginning.
     
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  6. Tattoo fetish, duh. Come on, this is way too easy.

    Dat Super Mario Bros. 3 t-shit though . . . :c.
     
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  7. This dumb bitch, That's so Raven.
     
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  8. God, he sounds so disingenuine when he spews those compliments - there's no emotion, no interest, it's all just to appease the metal-faced creature with its arms wrapped around his neck. Who does she think she's kidding?
     
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  9. She thinks she's got everyone fooled. Raven thinks herself a conniving smart goth queen who has a massive following. Ha
     
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  12. Haha, no. Never mind the fact that people have their own lives to attend to, Raven is a fucking boring person. The only thing interesting about her is that she snagged a boy the same age as her son and then entrapped him with her middle aged vagina married him.
    We're only here to watch your life fall apart, Raven.
     
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  13. This video gave me cancer.

    Little breakdown:

    Raven wants to look anorexic

    Complaining about how she looks

    Talks about how she wants liposuction on her back. Ryan and his parents paying for that too?

    Being an all round insecure attention whore in general.
     
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  14. Is it just me, or has the colour on that butterfly tattoo faded fast? All her tattoos look washed out.
     
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  15. I highly doubt she's taking good enough care of them to avoid as much fading as possible. Or, for that matter, going to good artists who will use quality inks and decent machines, which will also help prevent fading.

    tl;dr raven's mods are shit and i would not have sex with her
     
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  16. Maybe, just maybe, she's beginning to realise that looking like a human Jackson Pollock painting that's been caught in a shrapnel blast isn't a look that you can get away with once you're of Raven's age.

    Oh, and the one black lens and one milky lens thing just looks exceptional.
     
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  17. Neither is Logan. Why else would the poor, dumb kid watch porn?
     
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  18. I for one am disgusted that Logan was watching porn. You wouldn't catch Raven doing that. Posing for it, yes, repeatedly, but never watching it.
     
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  19. Here's raven having a rant because emily boo apparently talked shit about her in a video. For the record I watched the video she's talking about before I saw this on Raven's facebook page and I did have a little chuckle. The video in question is of emily going through her a-z's of things she hates, Not just people she hates. When she gets to d all she says is that d stands for someone she hates that lives very far away. Granted its pretty safe to assume it's about "diana" but to come out and public address something when there are no facts is pretty fucking stupid raven.

    *you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you*

    Emily's video -
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  20. Someone's just started crazily messaging nool on facebook about raven :story:

     
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