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Trainwreck Raven Sparks

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by littlebiscuits, Sep 26, 2014.

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  1. Considering how she keeps confusing pounds with kilos and the awkward pauses before telling how much she lifts, I smell bullshit.

    I am just a gym patron but for what I know, I wouldn't get her near a bench, or a barbell in general, until she gets some muscle going.

    Best case scenario she is going to get a tendonitis with her current training.

    I wonder if the ex husband just told his employee Raven is a crazy bitch so just make her happy until she gets injured and goes away.
     
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  2. "She thinks I'll fuck her if she moans while lifting weights, so ignore any noise. In fact, just ignore her entirely."
     
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  3. Ryan is the ex she's still friends with. The other guy is called CJ. They had a long distance relationship/engagement and Raven moved to New Zealand for him but then they broke up and she got together with Logan soon after.
     
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  4. She has the mental age of a 13 year old, so if anything he'll eventually outgrow her.
     
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  5. I totally agree with you. The promise of pussy only goes so far; as a teenage boy it's everything he could dream of, but now he's growing up...it's going to become less of a priority. He'll be watching his contemporaries get married, buy homes, start families, and his wagon is tied to a barren, aged, obese, disabled, neurotic goth. He's doing all the honourable things- working hard, bringing home money, caring for his wife- with none of the benefits. Pussy isn't a finite resource and Raven is fucked once he realises it.
     
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    #1685 Fresh Grown Breasts, Nov 23, 2016
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  6. I just saw one of her videos ranting about the Farms. Pretty funny stuff, she's definitely a lolcow.

    So edgy
     
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  7. Oh please Krom PLEASE let her go full bodybuilder, the hormonal imbalance lulz alone would be the shit of legends, and if you don't than to hell with you.
     
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  8. what her new video is about
     

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  9. Raven obviously is going to have a problem with logan watching porn because every porn actress looks better than her and she hates women. I guarantee logan goes straight to the Japanese girls.
     
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  10. I too would find the Tattooed She Hulk Saga extremely amusing. Just imagining her dragging child bride about by the hair and going into roid rages on camera is making me smirk and chuckle.
     
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  11. "How hard it is to find a good guy!‽‽‽"

    That lack of self-awareness, man.
     
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  12. On my phone and don't post much so apologies if I mess up embedding! But this is the video regarding childbride watching porn for those who don't want to hunt it down. Surprised he didn't have his eyes impaled by a hot skewer. Then he'd never look at another woman again!

     
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  13. Poor Logan, guess he'll have to resort to doing it the old fashioned way and buy magazines. Or install something to hide his search history.
     
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  14. I legit can't imagine being so insecure that you consider ending your marriage because you found out your spouse watches porn. The way Raven was carrying on I thought Logan had knocked up her sister or something, Jesus.
    How does she even know for sure that Logan was the one who watched porn? Dorian lives there too and he's a single guy in his early 20s, you can't tell me he's never worn a sock on the wrong appendage before.
     
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  16. Logan looks like a kidnap victim. Diana is pulling the strings:

    "Your turn, Logan, Speak. Speak! Tell the people you are sorry for your horrible crime against me!"

    "Mn *cough* yeah, I love Raven and she means the world to me. She's beautiful and kind and sweet and I'll stay with her forever. I fucked up and it won't happen again. Look at all the bugs out here. Squirrel! Somebody is smoking weed, that only happens in fucking New Zealand. Anyway, I'll man up from now on, so Raven, can you point the gun away from my head now?"

    "All is forgiven, it's Logan and I against the world. Nobody wants us to succeed but we can overcome even the most horrible things that I don't want to talk about, and I don't want you to talk about, so nobody watching is allowed to discuss it. The world is watching me closer than Angie and Brad and waiting for me to fail so I will not be addressing this further. And Logan will not be speaking to any of you whores and sluts either, I'm limiting internet access to just me, so I can do 20 minute videos about mismatched contact lenses. No more whores and sluts on my computer to tempt Logan, I am the sole temptress here after weight gain and weight loss and lost babies. So now that I have not addressed what I said in my status, and I made Logan publicly announce he is sorry for what we won't talk about after five years, and which most couples would not survive, I'm done. I win. I'm the toughest babe there is because look how I made my child bride say sorry on camera and he even rubbed my shoulders and I only had to tell him once, so now I am going to go play with funco toys."
     
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  17. Outstanding! ^^^
     
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  18. Holy shit, she's literally holding him hostage at the beginning.
     
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  19. Tattoo fetish, duh. Come on, this is way too easy.

    Dat Super Mario Bros. 3 t-shit though . . . :c.
     
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  20. This dumb bitch, That's so Raven.
     
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