Razorfist / The Rageoholic / Darrage O'Hollick / Daniel Harris - Trumptard. Hipster Metalfag. Cherry popped by the King of Pop. COOMER.

[*Asterisk*]

He's got a similar hateboner for anything obsidian makes, more notable in regards to New Vegas for having enemies with static levels and the glitches that result from having just over a year to make a game on Bethesda's atrocious branch of the gamebyro engine thats incapable of allowing the player to climb ladders. (Never mind the fact most of his complaints plagued FO3, Skyrim, and FO4 and that he seemingly even reviews New Vegas like it's the second fallout game ever made)

Static levels?

Please tell me he isn't seriously stupid enough to think Oblivion's level scaling was good game design. Even his Jackson defence is less a mark against is intelligence. Fucked up as it is, most of us instinctively have fond memories of losing our virginities.

Oh yeah, he also has this weird thing with sandbox games recently where he'll spend at least two minutes bitching about the soundtrack because of muh lack of metal. Case in point, his Red Dead review where he says that Motorhead "Ace of Spades" should've been played instead of Jose Gonzalez's "Far away" (which he bizarrely equates to Justin Bieber) during the games iconic horse ride to Mexico.

Fuck, even his hatred of the Thrash Big Four didn't top this level of hipster metalfaggotry.

 

[Absolutego]

Oh yeah, he also has this weird thing with sandbox games recently where he'll spend at least two minutes bitching about the soundtrack because of muh lack of metal. Case in point, his Red Dead review where he says that Motorhead "Ace of Spades" should've been played instead of Jose Gonzalez's "Far away" (which he bizarrely equates to Justin Bieber) during the games iconic horse ride to Mexico.

Anyone who can play that scene through and honestly think it would benefit from a song as overused as "Ace of Spades" is a truly exceptional individual.

I like Motorhead, but come on man, Metal isn't always the goddamn solution.

 

[chadmuska]

Just remembered something amusing, someone I followed on Twitter got blocked by DANIEL HARRIS because their icon at the time was the quasi-infamous fapping video thumbnail.

What makes the fapvid even funnier is that the room laden with posters from which he records his reviews and/or porn isnt actually part of his own HOUSE, let alone his own room (as evidenced by this video).

In layman's terms, DANIEL HARRIS OF PHEONIX ARIZONA went to someone's house (possibly his editors) to record himself jerking off (possibly thinking about his boyfriend MJ) and then doxed himself in the process.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Just remembered something amusing, someone I followed on Twitter got blocked by DANIEL HARRIS because their icon at the time was the quasi-infamous fapping video thumbnail.

What makes the fapvid even funnier is that the room laden with posters from which he records his reviews and/or porn isnt actually part of his own HOUSE, let alone his own room (as evidenced by this video).

In layman's terms, DANIEL HARRIS OF PHEONIX ARIZONA went to someone's house (possibly his editors) to record himself jerking off (possibly thinking about his boyfriend MJ) and then doxed himself in the process.

If that's the case, then he's an even bigger idiot than anyone could ever have thought.

Not sure if I should feel sorry for his editor for being roped into this, or to curse him for allowing Danny boy to jack off in his place.

 

[MetallicTunes]

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[The 25th Cyberman]

He's admitted one of his biggest infulences is Michael Savage, who's also known for writing books advocating homeopathy under his real name.

I wonder if Harris ever said anything about alternative medicine. If he has, I bet it'll be really funny.

I know this is a two-month-old comment, but just for the record Michael Savage was also famous for saying that autism was a hoax perpetrated by minorities to get .

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I don't know if he fully qualifies as a lolcow, but he absolutely shares their tendency to double down when he says something stupid.

His ongoing feud with Witcher fans, for example, is hilarious. He refuses to review the Witcher games because he steadfastly believes that Sapkowski stole the entire idea of Geralt from Michael Moorcock's Elric of Melnibone...because they're both white haired stoics with two swords. Never mind that "badass with two swords" is maybe 2 steps above your average teenager's first OC in terms of fantasy character design, Moorcock himself eventually dropped the issue when everyone pointed out he was being so exceptional about it that a lawsuit would go nowhere.

Not Razorfist, though. He acts as if there's some wide-ranging conspiracy involving Sapowski and the Polish government to prevent Moorcock from seeing justice. Just read this shit, no one should get this bent out of shape over character design.

I personally thing Dan has enough in common with known lolcows like Chris, ADF, DSP, and Nora Reed to warrant the thread. Not all of these cringey internet reviewer types do, but the guys enough of a wannabe and hasn't done anything "important" to get "eFame" and unlike TGWTG he was never intentionally funny. But a lot of those guys like Spoony definitely deteriorated mentally enough to go full lolcow.

Razorfist... I only know about this Dylan Klebold-wannabe cuz Silent Rob use to suck his and AlphaOmegaSin's dicks 24/7. Pretty much great examples of why all metal fans are crybaby shit heads. I'm probably gonna spot him at RiotFest.

Also check out Razor's new weeaboo girlfriend

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Is AlphaOmegaSin gotten to the point where he deserves a thread here yet? Last I checked he was a total sperg and chimped whenever Anita Sarkeesian so much as farted.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Ehhh... maybe a lolcow, but considering how he tends to go after a ton of the other lolcows we monitor (Moviebob, Amazing Athiest, The Gamergate Movement) and I can't say he's an upper tier cow, possibly an anti-lolcow if such a thing can exist. Yeah, he's a rapid-fire motormouth, a Trump-stumper, and Vince Russo asskisser, but despite all of that, I honestly find the guy entertaining if only for the fact that he has next-to-no filter. I don't agree with a chunk of the stuff he verbalizes and I can totally see how his 20 words per second way of talking can be annoying as hell... but I still watch his videos. My guilty pleasure I suppose.

Speaking of which, apparently he was filling in for Sargon of Akkad recently. Just something to look over. Keep in mind this isn't to be construed as a "oh no, he's okay, see guys?" but more as a recent entry from the person in question.

I have to appreciate the irony of a man with hair that long and greasy looking complaining about hippies

 

[HickoryDickory]

I personally thing Dan has enough in common with known lolcows like Chris, ADF, DSP, and Nora Reed to warrant the thread. Not all of these cringey internet reviewer types do, but the guys enough of a wannabe and hasn't done anything "important" to get "eFame" and unlike TGWTG he was never intentionally funny. But a lot of those guys like Spoony definitely deteriorated mentally enough to go full lolcow.



Is AlphaOmegaSin gotten to the point where he deserves a thread here yet? Last I checked he was a total sperg and chimped whenever Anita Sarkeesian so much as farted.

That was ages ago and mostly for views, iirc? I haven't checked his channel in a few months tho. Razor, that Asa and a few others circle him (or did) to get attention as he's really the only one with an active userbase and any clout.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

That was ages ago and mostly for views, iirc? I haven't checked his channel in a few months tho. Razor, that Asa and a few others circle him (or did) to get attention as he's really the only one with an active userbase and any clout.

probably was. i seem to recall he really excitable and yelled a lot in his vids. being fully honest, some of his videos were okay.

 

[HickoryDickory]

probably was. i seem to recall he really excitable and yelled a lot in his vids. being fully honest, some of his videos were okay.

He has ADD or sommat, or he mentioned in a vid as some thought he was on drugs.

 

[Picklepower]

I actaully kinda like some of his videos I've seen, I don't care what his politics are though.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I actaully kinda like some of his videos I've seen, I don't care what his politics are though.

Few would if he was capable from expressing himself in a manor showing his comical ignorance of history and his total incapacity t'wards deduction.

Only a Jonestowner AltRighter can tell you that a Japanese megacorp iisresponsible for assassinating your favorite popsinger, slash homosexual lover;

while the Russian government is morally above hacking the email database of their number-one geopolitical foe:

If you're incapable of notsperging on a topic, your knowlege on it better be batting above "Eddie the Eighth-grade Stoner" and "Caller Number Five on Last Week's Alex Jones Show" if you wanna hope to see a future year where you're not a laughingstock.

 

[IBleedCoffee2121]

Not really much of a lolcow if the only things he has going for him are his porn video (But I agree, that was insanely retarded) and the fact that he knows jack shit about politics. I'll admit he's a little off his rocker, but at least his content still manages to be entertaining.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Not really much of a lolcow if the only things he has going for him are his porn video (But I agree, that was insanely exceptional) and the fact that he knows jack shit about politics. I'll admit he's a little off his rocker, but at least his content still manages to be entertaining.

If 'he produces entertaining videos' was a defence against being a lolcow, Spoony would've never landed a thread.

 

[IBleedCoffee2121]

If 'he produces entertaining videos' was a defence against being a lolcow, Spoony would've never landed a thread.

I never implied that having good content excused someone from being a lolcow, I'm just saying that he doesn't have enough dirt to be labeled a lolcow.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I never implied that having good content excused someone from being a lolcow, I'm just saying that he doesn't have enough dirt to be labeled a lolcow.

What's not enough?

His enthusiastic defence of a known pedophile?

His friendship with a man who's careless retardation led to the death of an innocent father because said retard thought men in superhero costumes are funny?

His slavish ball-polishing of a billionaire Putinist with Down's who flip-flops more than John Kerry because he doesn't trust bean-niggers to provide value for the economy?

The gamerscore showing how little he plays of the games he reviews, only revealed due to his self-doxing in the second TV review he ever ran?

I'm going to stop now, but it'd take no effort but the typing to go on forever.

 

[theblazecode]

Razor? I hate to say this, but I actually kindof like his content.

Except, his gaming reviews look like as if they barely scratch the service and it looks like that he hamfisted System Shock 2 or Deus Ex just in order to "like" a game.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I'm not a fan, but if 3 pages in 3 months is the best we can do with this guy, cow status is probably shaky.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm not a fan, but if 3 pages in 3 months is the best we can do with this guy, cow status is probably shaky.

Really, aside from his "Micheal Jackson is Satan" agenda and fap vid. There's not much to really say about him.