Razorfist / The Rageoholic / Darrage O'Hollick / Daniel Harris - Trumptard. Hipster Metalfag. Cherry popped by the King of Pop.

Was Daniel Harris one of Michael Jackson's catamites?

  • Of course.

    Votes: 87 17.8%
  • Not cool man. It's perfectly normal for men and boys to sleep naked together while watching porno.

    Votes: 158 32.4%
  • Please tell me this man doesn't work as a babysitter.

    Votes: 243 49.8%

  • Total voters
    488

Smug Chuckler

Youtube Intellectual
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...FF8 has its share of problems but the junctioning system at least in terms of making your characters stronger wasn't one of them. If he seriously didn't know or want to junction more than one summon to a character, he is beyond retarded.
Also you can't fuck up permanently like in FF6. Why did he start the damn game again? The biggest problem with junctioning was the unorthodox way of farming spells not how to build the character which was fine until you get your hands on Ultima and the game becomes broken.
 
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verissimus

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Also you can't fuck up permanently like in FF6. Why did he start the damn game again? The biggest problem with junctioning was the unorthodox way of farming spells not how to build the character which was fine until you get your hands on Ultima and the game becomes broken.
No...the truly unorthodox manner of farming spells was getting them from playing cards. PLAYING CARDS!

As a side note, so...where are we at exactly in terms of the "reasons/excuses" why dumbass here doesn't like certain games (forget other forms of pop culture)? Sounds like they range from

1) If it isn't Thief : The Dark Project, then it probably sucks;
2) If the game is made from Sony then it very likely sucks (which is ironic since he didn't excoriate Bloodborne);
3) If Kojima had a hand in the production of the game, then it sucks; and/or
4) If the game is too hard for him, then the game sucks.

What am I missing here?
 
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TerminalTryHard

Use your fucking blinker
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No...the truly unorthodox manner of farming spells was getting them from playing cards. PLAYING CARDS!

As a side note, so...where are we at exactly in terms of the "reasons/excuses" why dumbass here doesn't like certain games (forget other forms of pop culture)? Sounds like they range from

1) If it isn't Thief : The Dark Project, then it probably sucks;
2) If the game is made from Sony then it very likely sucks (which is ironic since he didn't excoriate Bloodborne);
3) If Kojima had a hand in the production of the game, then it sucks; and/or
4) If the game is too hard for him, then the game sucks.

What am I missing here?
If the game is too popular or has too much mainstream success. He can't be like everyone else, he needs everyone to know what a unique non conformer he is.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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Junctioning really was just an evolution on materia. Which was an evolution on magicite.
The only problem Materia and Junctioning had was it made characters interchangable a little. Which just proves there's no perfect system.
Characters were still naturally better at certain things and had different tactics they could use, junctions just let you tailor them differently. But to razor, that means each person is specialized in one specific summon which makes no sense.

No...the truly unorthodox manner of farming spells was getting them from playing cards. PLAYING CARDS!

As a side note, so...where are we at exactly in terms of the "reasons/excuses" why dumbass here doesn't like certain games (forget other forms of pop culture)? Sounds like they range from

1) If it isn't Thief : The Dark Project, then it probably sucks;
2) If the game is made from Sony then it very likely sucks (which is ironic since he didn't excoriate Bloodborne);
3) If Kojima had a hand in the production of the game, then it sucks; and/or
4) If the game is too hard for him, then the game sucks.

What am I missing here?
I’m beginning to think the problem with non-stealth games is that he’s just ass at combat and needs the option of not fighting at all. His big complaints about MGS besides the existence of Hideo Kojima is that there are too many weapons and too many boss fights. And yeah, you can technically CoD through some missions in MGS5, but that’s never the easiest method or the one that’ll give you the highest score.

That’s also his issue with resident evil 4(and the 2 remake by proxy).

as any of the gameplay he does has shown, he’s just terrible at games involving direct combat unless it’s outdated and easy.
 
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Foundry

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No...the truly unorthodox manner of farming spells was getting them from playing cards. PLAYING CARDS!

As a side note, so...where are we at exactly in terms of the "reasons/excuses" why dumbass here doesn't like certain games (forget other forms of pop culture)? Sounds like they range from

1) If it isn't Thief : The Dark Project, then it probably sucks;
2) If the game is made from Sony then it very likely sucks (which is ironic since he didn't excoriate Bloodborne);
3) If Kojima had a hand in the production of the game, then it sucks; and/or
4) If the game is too hard for him, then the game sucks.

What am I missing here?
I agree with LiquidKid on that it looks like Razor can't handle even simple combat in most scenarios. If a game does not have turn based system or stealth option, he will almost certainly complain.

Combos of any sort are difficult and bring games down. He even complained about Brutal Legend's two button "combos."

Japan = Bad

If a game features protagonist with white hair who uses swords and it is not about Elric, Razorfist will shit on it for any absurd reason he can find. Metal Gear Rising sucks because of music, control scheme (a standard control scheme for character action games), because camera is bad (user can control the camera), being intentionally over the top, and Kojima. Witcher sucks because superficial similarities and taking the same concepts from Celtic mythology is plagiarism. If Razor would see Nioh games, he would lose it. I wonder what he has to say about Devil May Cry.

If a game he likes is plagiarizing something else, it is perfectly ok. He acknowledged that Dragon Age is copies multiple fantasy stories, but it's ok. Dragon's Dogma does the exact same thing? Not good.
 

Elric of Melnibone

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I agree with LiquidKid on that it looks like Razor can't handle even simple combat in most scenarios. If a game does not have turn based system or stealth option, he will almost certainly complain.

Combos of any sort are difficult and bring games down. He even complained about Brutal Legend's two button "combos."

Japan = Bad

If a game features protagonist with white hair who uses swords and it is not about Elric, Razorfist will shit on it for any absurd reason he can find. Metal Gear Rising sucks because of music, control scheme (a standard control scheme for character action games), because camera is bad (user can control the camera), being intentionally over the top, and Kojima. Witcher sucks because superficial similarities and taking the same concepts from Celtic mythology is plagiarism. If Razor would see Nioh games, he would lose it. I wonder what he has to say about Devil May Cry.

If a game he likes is plagiarizing something else, it is perfectly ok. He acknowledged that Dragon Age is copies multiple fantasy stories, but it's ok. Dragon's Dogma does the exact same thing? Not good.
His hatred of Metal Gear Solid boils down to the lowest of hanging fruits, "da stealth is bad and Kojima can't write/plagiarized movies". I might be in the minority here, but I have always considered MGS to be more of an action game than a stealth game, its a power fantasy about being a more bad ass James Bond. And sure, Kojima is not gods gift to writing, but when he nails it Christians worship it every Sunday and twice on Christmas. Case and point, Metal Gear Solid 3. Weird but interesting characters, a plot that on one hand makes no sense, on the other hand steals every cliche trope, but has one of the most well written emotional gut punches in all of gaming for an ending.

As for his Hatred of The Witcher, yeah, it probably steals a lot from Moorcock, but a good critique should be able to still acknowledge that the game its self is good on its own merits. "Hurr durr its got a lot of glitches", yeah, but it also puts almost every other AAA game at and above its weight class to absolute shame in how well the actual mechanics of the game function. And that excellent level of good gameplay trumps any and everything it steals from Elric, because first and foremost, it did not steal from Elric, the guy who wrote the fucking books did. The game is just an adaptation of that book and thus did not steal shit from moorcock. So if you judge the game by its own merits, that being its gameplay and design, and how well it adapts from its source material (the books), it knocks it out of the park.

Razor is a fucking boob, but his saving grace is that he produces high quality entertainment. He stole MTV and VH1's schtick and did it better than either one had or could, and that in its self is worthy of praise. It's just that it comes at the cost of listening to someone so far up their own ass they brush their teeth with ky jelly.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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His hatred of Metal Gear Solid boils down to the lowest of hanging fruits, "da stealth is bad and Kojima can't write/plagiarized movies". I might be in the minority here, but I have always considered MGS to be more of an action game than a stealth game, its a power fantasy about being a more bad ass James Bond. And sure, Kojima is not gods gift to writing, but when he nails it Christians worship it every Sunday and twice on Christmas. Case and point, Metal Gear Solid 3. Weird but interesting characters, a plot that on one hand makes no sense, on the other hand steals every cliche trope, but has one of the most well written emotional gut punches in all of gaming for an ending.

As for his Hatred of The Witcher, yeah, it probably steals a lot from Moorcock, but a good critique should be able to still acknowledge that the game its self is good on its own merits. "Hurr durr its got a lot of glitches", yeah, but it also puts almost every other AAA game at and above its weight class to absolute shame in how well the actual mechanics of the game function. And that excellent level of good gameplay trumps any and everything it steals from Elric, because first and foremost, it did not steal from Elric, the guy who wrote the fucking books did. The game is just an adaptation of that book and thus did not steal shit from moorcock. So if you judge the game by its own merits, that being its gameplay and design, and how well it adapts from its source material (the books), it knocks it out of the park.

Razor is a fucking boob, but his saving grace is that he produces high quality entertainment. He stole MTV and VH1's schtick and did it better than either one had or could, and that in its self is worthy of praise. It's just that it comes at the cost of listening to someone so far up their own ass they brush their teeth with ky jelly.
Tactical Espionage Action

it’s in the fucking title, a title Razor claims he thinks means it should be all stealth and no action.


Has Daniel made any stupid predictions in the past that turned out to be laughably wrong?
Prediction: If FFXV fails to take the world by storm the entirety of the Japanese game industry will collapse
Reality: it sold fairly well, but likely didn’t make its full budget back and yet things are seemingly fine.

I’m sure there’s more, but I don’t feel like rewatching all of his content plus the several years worth of Hatebitpodcasts to find them
 

verissimus

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Tactical Espionage Action

it’s in the fucking title, a title Razor claims he thinks means it should be all stealth and no action.




Prediction: If FFXV fails to take the world by storm the entirety of the Japanese game industry will collapse
Reality: it sold fairly well, but likely didn’t make its full budget back and yet things are seemingly fine.

I’m sure there’s more, but I don’t feel like rewatching all of his content plus the several years worth of Hatebitpodcasts to find them
I don't remember him going so far as to say the Japanese game industry would collapse if that game failed, maybe the AAA gaming side (or was it just JRPGs) of it though, but that clearly is a stretch. Then again, we're talking about someone who sometime since 2012 used to (I have no idea if he still this since I stopped watching his videos awhile ago) cry about the whole (not just the Japanese) video game industry would collapsing. The jackass predictions are complete garbage.
 
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LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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I don't remember him going so far as to say the Japanese game industry would collapse if that game failed. Maybe the AAA gaming side (or was it just JRPGs) of it though that clearly is a stretch, but then again, we're talking about someone who sometime since 2012 used to (I have no idea if he still this since I stopped watching his videos awhile ago) cried about the whole (not just the Japanese) video game industry would collapsing. The jackass predictions are complete garbage.
On mobile, but cut to 3:10

 

Notgoodwithusernames

My wife’s boyfriend is my son
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I don't remember him going so far as to say the Japanese game industry would collapse if that game failed, maybe the AAA gaming side (or was it just JRPGs) of it though, but that clearly is a stretch. Then again, we're talking about someone who sometime since 2012 used to (I have no idea if he still this since I stopped watching his videos awhile ago) cry about the whole (not just the Japanese) video game industry would collapsing. The jackass predictions are complete garbage.
Maybe in the late 2000’s/early 2010’s this would’ve seemed like a less crazy prediction (still unlikely though) But given the recent resurgence of the Japanese gaming industry it looks absolutely baseless
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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Maybe in the late 2000’s/early 2010’s this would’ve seemed like a less crazy prediction (still unlikely though) But given the recent resurgence of the Japanese gaming industry it looks absolutely baseless
All it took was monster hunter world to fix everything. Not surprising seeing as monster hunter owns japan
 
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Razorfist of the king of hit and miss takes. Some times he'll deliver a take so dead on and other times his takes are so bad they hurt. Ive noticed his political takes tend to have mor hits while his pop culture takes have more misses
His political takes included suggesting a politican representing an era that voted for Clinton by 50 points in 2016 could possibly lose to a conservative
 

Berrakh

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You can easily dunk on FF writing and devolution without being grandiose about it. Spoony came the closest to a big e-celeb who did it. But he sort of stumbled by using the wrong words. I remember people criticizing him for saying FF's writing is "predictable" when he meant "predictably bad" because the series does use originality as a crutch these days. Telling stories with odd structures or with unexpected leads. But that novelty wears off when you realize cliches exist for a reason.
Razor looks like Spoony and frequently uses the wrong words so there you go.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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You can easily dunk on FF writing and devolution without being grandiose about it. Spoony came the closest to a big e-celeb who did it. But he sort of stumbled by using the wrong words. I remember people criticizing him for saying FF's writing is "predictable" when he meant "predictably bad" because the series does use originality as a crutch these days. Telling stories with odd structures or with unexpected leads. But that novelty wears off when you realize cliches exist for a reason.
Razor looks like Spoony and frequently uses the wrong words so there you go.
They’re also both from Phoenix Arizona

ohyeah, another bad prediction. In a live stream months ago he claimed japan was gearing up to be hit extremely hard by corona. That clearly did not happen