reacting to hate comments 3/29/19 -

[JambledUpWords]

Sassylynn is out in full force today

Here’s what she claims:

• Her double chin isn’t that big

I mean, Becky has more of a double chin than Al, but it’s not like she doesn’t have one

• She says she’s not here to look good for other people
• She hates orange juice and says it’s so bad because of the added sugar (Diet Coke and Sprite are good for you though, right Amber?)
• She hates living in Kentucky but is living there because she loves Becky
• She was allergic to scrambled eggs as a kid (why only scrambled and not all eggs?)
• Someone made a comment about her lack of editing and her rebuttal is that all video editing takes the same amount of time no matter where she is
• Someone suggested that she weighs over 600 elbees. Her retort is that this person should go to the county fair and guess weights of other people because they’d make lots of money doing it
• Someone suggests that Al’s kidneys are failing. She says that she’s tired of people trying to diagnose her and says that her kidneys are fine
• She doesn’t care that other people don’t find her pretty

All in all, same sassy responses she gives on her Twitter, just vocalized this time

 

[Whatthefuck]

That fucking thumbnail. I can't with this bitch today. What is she doing???

ETA: If she doesn't stop with that re.tarded fake septum ring I swear to God there's going to be smoke in the city.

Also, Cuntylynn is on full display. There is no need to torture yourself with this. She's totes aware that she's killing herself booboo, but you can all fuck off.

There, I summarized it.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I'm kinda shocked, she actually followed her upload schedule. I completely expected her to use her ER trip as an excuse to not make more videos.

granted this is only the first week so she could go back to nothing next week

 

[Orange Banana]

How about a live weigh in instead of these dumb pointless videos?

ETA: She is soooooo sassy in all her replies. What's the point of this video? It's basically her sassing people on Twitter but in video form.

Turn back now. Save your time. The video is pointless shit.

 

[SweetDee]

Her shoulders are quicksand and her head is sinking. Ahahahahahahahaaaaaa...

 

[RG 448]

Any level of success brings hate spawned from jealousy with it. It’s unfortunate, but she’s a professional. On that note, going by the thumbnail, her camera seems to be set to a weird filter, seeing as how it stretched her face to fill the entire frame.

 

[Samoyed]

'orange juice isn't healthy whatsoever.'
- 625 pound Amberlynn

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I'm not going to watch that but themz some sweet open-sore craters on that angry full moon.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I counted more chins than a Chinese phone book when she blessed us with her "double-chin" face.

 

[WeightLossGoals]

"Orange juice is not healthy, it has added sugars"
Lol what? How 100% juice can have added sugar?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Amberlynn's permanent view of her own weight summed up in one quote: "Could be bigger, but it's not, so we're good!"

 

[ADHD]

it's really funny when people can just look at me and be like I know how much you weigh

We can't know exactly how much you weigh, but we can see you getting bigger while claiming your weight isn't changing. Anyone with functional eyes can see this.

Get yourself a new pair of glasses and rewatch your videos, gorl.

where you're located whether I'm sitting on the moon the roof and a car in a bathtub

Bitch you wish you could fit in a bathtub.

 

[MillionaireMadman]

Christ, what a massive cunt.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Oh my lord, that thumbnail. I know I'm going to get clocks since everyone is going to point that out but Jesus H Christ.

Okay, I have reversed stances. I thought "Deathfats on MSHPL live to be way older than Amber at higher weights. Her health and quality of life is shit but she won't die soon." to she might not see 2020. She has totally tapped out. This looks like what everyone considered the hugest her face had ever looked a month ago swollen horrifically from a bee sting.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Amberlynn's permanent view of her own weight summed up in one quote: "Could be bigger, but it's not, so we're good!"

Edit I wanted to put this solely in the Amberisms thread but it deserves to be seen by everyone: "I absolutely hate it here, but like, that's just my cup of tea here." G o r l.

 

[ADHD]

Also, Cuntylynn is on full display. There is no need to torture yourself with this.

What? Cunty Amber is funniest Amber. This video is hilarious. Trolling level 9/10.

"Orange juice is not healthy, it has added sugars"
Lol what? How 100% juice can have added sugar?

Orange juice really isn't healthy for her, she doesn't need to drink anything with calories. She's already getting too many calories from all the food she stuffs down her maw.

 

[C3PBRO]

I love how she says all these reaction and compilation channels cherry-pick soundbites and "twist words" to make her out to look like a massive cunt, and then she goes and uploads an entire video being nothing short of a massive cunt. Sure showed them big AL.

 

[Very Honest Content]

10 and half minutes, I'm in a mood today gorls, let's do it:

Spoiler: 6 out 10

Some savage burns start this off while big Al tries to save scabby face by being a dumb boring slug in response.
There's a bunch of jump cuts to digital zooms into her face, they are not nice to look at. The hate comments are pretty legitimately funny to me, Amber's Wayne's World (2) style attempts at responses are funny for a different reason, mostly because it's a fat adult baby denying she has a problem keeping her gullet un-stuffed 24/7.
Gob-smacking intensifies greatly after some of these pithy comments. She says the comments are wrong, but they're pretty accurate I'd say, not even really hate sometimes. Victim-lynn presentations intensifies as well here as she throws in a 'nice' comment that totally wasn't written by a sock puppet of hers, not at all! She's not from Kentucky so that hate comment about being a bad representation of the bluegrass state isn't accurate. Fair point, even a fat pig finds a pearl in the mud sometimes I guess?
Don't take anything in this video seriously she suggests, then why post it? It wasn't particularly interesting on her part, the comments are the only highlight.

Katie W is going to go moist thinking about all the grist she's served in this one watching it, I'm going to guess. Wait for her take on it instead unless you really like Amber being a mentally infuriating child on camera in the hopes she can farm some ass pats off the whole thing.

 

[Kirito]

I wonder if she'd think diet orange juice is healthy, if such a thing exists.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Exspecially.