If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.
She admits "I truly don't take naps" was off. "I meant I only take a nap once or twice a year..."
I guess sleeping until 5PM doesn't technically count as a nap. No lie there. She is a 600-pound gorl version of Honest Abe.
So I guess all those dozens of times she "took a nap" and "just woke up from a nap, guys" were my imagination, then?