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It's come to my attention that there are some of you currently trying to extract spoiled milk from Chris for e-peens, asspats, or something like that because y'all flunked Christory 101 and didn't learn from @garbageraider and @Thetan's failtrolling. I even know who some of you are (but I won't name names). This includes trying to rope in forum members to contact him as a romantic interest in order to get more "intel" out of him and allusions to some sort of shadowy figure being referred to as the manager.
I can't control your behavior offsite, but I will issue this public warning:
If the result of your trolling creates any emotional suffering and anguish from Chris, akin to that god-awful and unfunny "I Love You Catherine" video I will not hesitate to ban every single person involved in it, even if they're well-established members of the forum, and expose them for being a piece of shit much like @Null did with Christopher Coty Smith of West Virginia when he defrauded a mentally ill individual and his decrepit mother out of $30.
Now, if you're one of those people being approached by the autistic illuminati I'm not asking you to snitch them out, but I would appreciate if you told them to go fuck themselves.
If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact me or @Clown Doll if you think I'm a dick.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
I can't control your behavior offsite, but I will issue this public warning:
If the result of your trolling creates any emotional suffering and anguish from Chris, akin to that god-awful and unfunny "I Love You Catherine" video I will not hesitate to ban every single person involved in it, even if they're well-established members of the forum, and expose them for being a piece of shit much like @Null did with Christopher Coty Smith of West Virginia when he defrauded a mentally ill individual and his decrepit mother out of $30.
Now, if you're one of those people being approached by the autistic illuminati I'm not asking you to snitch them out, but I would appreciate if you told them to go fuck themselves.
If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact me or @Clown Doll if you think I'm a dick.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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