Read this if you're planning to troll Chris -

[Wizzrobe]

I figure I may as well get this off my chest.

Is it "trolling" if we spam flood his facebook telling him it's not a wise idea to be taking hormone supplements in his unhealthy condition? I'm pretty sure 99 percent of the time you need to check with your local doctor about that sort of thing anyway. *shrugs*

 

[Tsukiko]

I figure I may as well get this off my chest.

Is it "trolling" if we spam flood his facebook telling him it's not a wise idea to be taking hormone supplements in his unhealthy condition? I'm pretty sure 99 percent of the time you need to check with your local doctor about that sort of thing anyway. *shrugs*

No but it's pointless because he won't listen

 

[CatParty]

I figure I may as well get this off my chest.

Is it "trolling" if we spam flood his facebook telling him it's not a wise idea to be taking hormone supplements in his unhealthy condition? I'm pretty sure 99 percent of the time you need to check with your local doctor about that sort of thing anyway. *shrugs*

just read the thread first. basically, just don't try to do it. you won't be good at it

 

[Strelok]

I figure I may as well get this off my chest.

Is it "trolling" if we spam flood his facebook telling him it's not a wise idea to be taking hormone supplements in his unhealthy condition? I'm pretty sure 99 percent of the time you need to check with your local doctor about that sort of thing anyway. *shrugs*

It's like screaming at a brick wall. You won't accomplish anything and people will think you're the idiot for screaming.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

just read the thread first. basically, just don't try to do it. you won't be good at it

This should be the masthead on every page of the forum.

 

[7 grand dad]

It's like screaming at a brick wall.

HA, I'M HILARIOUS

 

[Lipitor]

Just try to get observational content. Chris will just run in fear of you if you're a male.

If you're an attractive female, go ahead and just walk right into his life.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Just try to get observational content. Chris will just run in fear of you if you're a male.

If you're an attractive female, go ahead and just walk right into his life.

Not true. He doesn't respond to anyone now. At least on facebook.
If you want to enter into OPL life, the only way is to go to him in person.

 

[Apocalypso]

Not true. He doesn't respond to anyone now. At least on facebook.
If you want to enter into OPL life, the only way is to go to him in person.

Chris is becoming more and more paranoid on the Internet. In person, however, that seems to be changing with his recent visit at Impulse.

 

[ephewe]

TBQH, I think the act of trolling Chris is pretty much dead at this point anyway... I mean, what sort of torment and/or humiliation could possibly be inflicted upon him that would compare to what he's done to himself..? I mean, after the "Tomgirl Saga", what else could there possibly be..? It gets worse and worse with each of his Facebook posts. It's gone on to such horrifying and extreme levels, that I frequently find myself having difficulty believing that he isn't the one trolling us.

On the other hand, maybe I'm just not very creative.

 

[KingQueen]

I never understood the point of "trolling" a person with harassment when just being nice to them works so much better. For people like Chris, in fact, doing nothing at all would have been fine because they would still continue to create hilarious content. When you drive your lolcow underground, or to quitting the internet, or to suicide, you lose your content-maker, and you've failed as a troll. Tormenting is shit-tier trolling. So give Chris the occasional thumbs up, buy some medallions, and keep any dumb "troll plans" to yourself.

Back in my day before I acquired this stylish ear-horn with matching cane, we knew that trainwrecks wreck themselves.

 

[ephewe]

Haha @ your "stylish ear-horn" ;p

You're totally right though (especially about Chris). He is indeed a train that's itching to wreck itself. Slight encouragement (or nothing at all) is sure to result in more humorous and/or completely horrifying content/nightmare-fuel.

 

[That Guy]

Chris has been on a roll lately. The Lemongina Drawing and the Swinging D Cup breast photo prove that Chris is finally a strong, independent lolcow who don't need no trolls.

At this point Chris is probably fairly impervious to trolls so unlike Pixyteri I don't think there's any real chance of someone scaring him into bawleeting everything and ragequitting the Internet. He's had to endure some pretty outlandish shit so it would take a lot more than to run him off the farm.

 

[AP 297]

I have made this point in chat a few times and I will make it on this tread too.

One of my biggest problems with "Chris Trolls" is that too many of them wind up getting careless. I have seen and even heard of recent instances of "Chris Trolls" doxing themselves and making themselves extremely vulnerable. Chris is a high-risk/low-probability of reward proposition. He is high risk, because he is still highly observed thanks to the nostalgia factor and Chris's level of paranoia towards now nearly everyone. If you try to troll him - you can expect your actions to be observed and scrutinized by a myriad of other people who are used to gathering information. Many "Chris Trolls" want to earn a name for themselves and often the only way to approach Chris and earn trust is to expose part of yourself in the process. This is very very risky. Simply because with the large number of people watching, you will get doxed either by Chris(+ white knights) for exposing too much of yourself or by all the other people watching him who are jealous of your access. Think of Chris as an object of a cult brand of fandom. This fandom is very determined and will jump on you for getting too close to their "Pet".

The low probability of reward comes from Chris's lack of access, paranoia, and the large amounts of info/content that have been extracted already. Even if you gain access to him, there is not much you can get that has not already been plundered or that is even remotely satisfying.

Chris has improved as a person to a degree(I will admit how much is up to debate). I would argue that Chris has had a baptism by internet fire and life events. The Chris of today is not the same guy as he was in 2008. 7 long and punishing years have passed. Chris has lost his/her father, gender identity(I have to use his/her on everything talking about CWC), desire to make Sonichu comics, faith in humanity, desire to complete school, a lot of health/lifespan, hair/youth, desire to make youtube videos, house, pets, belongings, and a number of other things. Chris retains the desire for a mate and faith that she will come, but a lot more has been lost from Chris's life.

What more can you take from a person who has lost so much?

What more can Chris create for you?

There is an extremely low probability of any reward for trolling him/her at this point.

Even if you wanted to just become a friend and not troll him that is very very hard. There is no access there and really nothing Chris can ever give you.

 

[KingQueen]

Haha @ your "stylish ear-horn" ;p

I am so happy that someone actually knows what an ear-horn is.

 

[Master Miller]

The best of Chris comes from observation, whether it be him landing himself in trouble or attempting to share the contents of his mind. The draw of being part of Christory may seem rather tempting, but most people would be hard pressed to do something that hasn't been done before or something that doesn't make them look like a massive ass.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

Is mailing him drawings of Sonic with blue arms and Sonichu with yellow arms a bad idea?

 

[CatParty]

Is mailing him drawings of Sonic with blue arms and Sonichu with yellow arms a bad idea?

Would have to be a massive amount of drawings over the course of a couple months for it to be a good idea

 

[AP 297]

Is mailing him drawings of Sonic with blue arms and Sonichu with yellow arms a bad idea?

Yeah, like you need to send him like thousands of them. Hand draw each of them, too. Chris really responds to hand drawn pictures. The more detailed the better.

If it looks like it spent you hours to do, then he will never be able to just throw them away.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Is mailing him drawings of Sonic with blue arms and Sonichu with yellow arms a bad idea?

Like people said above, there's a specific art to sending Chris stuff and getting him to open it. Even down to how you choose an envelope and write the address. If you post what you want to send here, then people who've done this before can give you some feedback and pointers.