Read this if you're planning to troll Jace -

[DeagleDad420]

If you want to troll Jace, PLEASE DON'T.​

Jace trolling used to be a "big thing", but if you're reading this, I'm sorry but the gold rush is over. Jace doesn't need to be trolled anymore: he's the Beyblade of autism and we've sucessfully wound him up so much that he's just going to keep spinning forever, regardless of anything you, me, or anyone else on this planet does short of killing him or sending him to a psych ward.

More urgently: Jace embodies a very delicate and volatile mix of genius and madness, and dabbling in these Dark Arts can easily backfire and make you look like a massive idiot if you don't know what you're doing. In a recent interview he ran rings around some hack journalist for 30 minutes straight to the point where the interviewer ended up looking so stupid he got his own lolcow thread.

The era of trolling is over. Now, all that's left to do is sit back and watch the trainwreck. Good news: We've invented perpetual motion. Bad news: the perpetual motion machine is only capable of producing autism.

If you try to troll Jace it's just going to make him skim over your comment and ban you for cyberterrorism. He gets literally dozens of messages a day and he ignores a good half of them because they are the same phrase "troll" repeated verbatim.

I don't think anyone wants to see any more of this:

Notice how he got insecure, backpedaled, and try to punchroll? That's the mark of someone who realizes they've just embarrassed themselves trying to look cool. Please don't do that. Save yourself the trouble.

As Jace points out, this commenter has been "trolling" Jace for nearly a year and every single comment he leaves essentially boils down to "FUCK OFF bitch fucker AUTISM FUCK fuck IDIOT FUCKER" It's like someone took one of those rage compilation videos that's just condensed audio of 12 year olds screaming unintelligible obscenities into their microphones, put it into a speech-to-text program and automated it to post to Jace's YouTube. And it makes him look like a butthurt nerd. It makes him look like Jace.

A surprising number of the "trolls" who attempt to troll Jace fail so badly (and expose their own autism in the process) that they leave themselves vulnerable to counterattack, and ultimately end up as miniature lolcows in the process. Don't believe it's possible to get wrecked by someone as autistic as Jace? It's happened before, and it can happen again - maybe to you.

Of course, it goes without saying: don't make it a personal quest for REVENGEANCE or some sort of ego-stroking "Hey look! He responded to me! Me! I got a shoutout!" The problem is, he will "respond" to literally anyone. It's not special to get a mental retard's attention. He's a mental retard.

So what do you do instead?​

Do something that entertains others. Make something that's legitimately funny and creative. Make something like this. Don't just ride Jace's coattails and copy him - make your own original content. Be funny. Add to the internal comedy of the saga. People will notice it, they will like you, they will start to respect you. It will likely fly over Jace's head entirely, he will probably take it as a compliment and it will make him look just as stupid as if he had "raged".

TL;DR: As Jace would say, "Rank up your game or go home."

 

[Null]

Stickying this. Stay frosty.

 

[exball]

Read this if your trying to troll [RANDOM SPERG].


FUCKING DON'T!

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

TL;DR

Dont give this dog down syndrome. THATS ILLEGAL!

The funniest troll-related things are really small, like telling Jace that the Chandlers are from a canadian TV show called "The Chandler Show". None of this comment-spamming of MERYL HAS A PENIS MERYL HAS A PENIS MERYL HAS A PENIS

btw Null has stated that if you are one of the kinds of people who spam that and he finds out, bann will happen so

Super TL;DR version

Dont be this ass clown.

 

[Duke Nukem]

TL;DR

Dont give this dog down syndrome. THATS ILLEGAL!

The funniest troll-related things are really small, like telling Jace that the Chandlers are from a canadian TV show called "The Chandler Show". None of this comment-spamming of MERYL HAS A PENIS MERYL HAS A PENIS MERYL HAS A PENIS

btw Null has stated that if you are one of the kinds of people who spam that and he finds out, bann will happen so

But I like posting swastikas and Arabian music on his page Seriously though, I liked that Fear and Loathing link. Props to you guys, Gamerfood.

Also, what if people just want to talk to him, you know, such as asking him questions about stuff he likes?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

But I like posting swastikas and Arabian music on his page Seriously though, I liked that Fear and Loathing link. Props to you guys, Gamerfood.

Also, what if people just want to talk to him, you know, such as asking him questions about stuff he likes?

I am not the ultimate authority on this, but I think asking questions that are innocent and that he would like such as what his favorite game in the COD series is, if he played metal gear or what kind of 'mods' would he attach to his deagle are, thats okay. Obvious 'troll' questions like what his favorite anime is are alot less so.

 

[Pikonic]

So dressing up as Meryl and buying an air soft gun and being Jace's online heart sweet in order to get his semper fidelas knife isn't funny or original and it might make me look bad?

Huh.

 

[Bgheff]

I thought the reason would be we don't allow trolling plans. Anyways odds are you are ween if you troll even if you are a super secret trolling group or a ween. A lolcow produces content on their own. Don't ruin a lolcow with your autism.

 

[The Dude]

So dressing up as Meryl and buying an air soft gun and being Jace's online heart sweet in order to get his semper fidelas knife isn't funny or original and it might make me look bad?

Huh.

No, but you can dress up as Meryl and send the pics to me...er, uh, post them in the pics thread. Yeah, that's what I meant.

 

[Ouija Board]

I don't have a trolling personality so I'm more than likely not even going to touch Jace or any other lolcow. Instead, I'd rather leave it to the professionals and just be entertained by all the lulz.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I just realized something. This is somewhat similar to when Chris was starting to get trolled. We can only hope Jace doesn't get paranoid and stop going on the internet.

But to summarize what Deagle Dad said - don't be a ween

 

[DeagleDad420]

I just realized something. This is somewhat similar to when Chris was starting to get trolled. We can only hope Jace doesn't get paranoid and stop going on the internet.

But to summarize what Deagle Dad said - don't be a ween

He's already become paranoid. VERY paranoid. He's just doing it in a totally different way than Chris; because he doesn't understand the distinction between the Internet and off ("YouTube is the real world!") he believes Muslim terrorists are coming to kill him in real life. With that kind of behavior, the more paranoid he gets just means there will be more and more CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATIONS involving Airsoft bug-outs innawoods.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I see. So there's little to no chance that he's going to stop going on the internet? I guess not if he's going to keep doing his streams.

 

[The Dude]

He's already become paranoid. VERY paranoid.

Weed maaaaan...

I've never been paranoid while stoned. I don't get paranoid.

I see. So there's little to no chance that he's going to stop going on the internet? I guess not if he's going to keep doing his streams.

Seems to me that the internet is Jace's life. It's all he really has. Though to his credit he actually does have real friends he hangs out with, something Chris hasn't had in...well, EVER really aside from Megan.

 

[Ouija Board]

I have to admit that I do feel bad for Jace... he's definitively got problems. Like I said, I have the torrent that Tyce dropped on my computer and seeing the ones where he was freaking out (it's not on the wiki for Jace) made me have sympathy for him because being out of control like that is a scary state to be.

DeagleDad, is it all right if I add you on Skype just because?

 

[DeagleDad420]

I have to admit that I do feel bad for Jace... he's definitively got problems. Like I said, I have the torrent that Tyce dropped on my computer and seeing the ones where he was freaking out (it's not on the wiki for Jace) made me have sympathy for him because being out of control like that is a scary state to be.

DeagleDad, is it all right if I add you on Skype just because?

Go ahead.

Also the Torrent videos are documented here. Someone also wrote a fantastic in-depth analysis of the Adderall incident here. Definately check it out if you have the chance.

 

[Pikonic]

I'd like to quote the "Read this if you're planning to troll Chris thread"

Only a tiny portion of the Air Force is guys flying jet planes. Everyone wants to be those guys but they can't, because obviously you need people other than guys in jet planes. Yet you still need people to support those guys in the jet planes. You need the people who fill out the paperwork for new jet plane parts and people who rotate the tires, stuff like that.

Like Chris, the best thing we can do is play the support role. Start an account on the wiki and help out with editing and recent news. Continue to visit this forum and add your opinions. Watch Jace's videos so he gets his view count high, then laugh at him here. We can't all be big shot trolls in Al-Gamerfood, but we can help them out behind the scenes.

 

[The Dude]

I'm kinda bummed the videos of him on his adderall binge are no longer up. I clicked the links, but YouTube says the account is closed.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I see. So there's little to no chance that he's going to stop going on the internet? I guess not if he's going to keep doing his streams.

Not necessarily. If he gets TOO tactical IRL he will inevitably be arrested, which will put an abrupt and tragic end to the laughter and potentially have other nasty consequences. His mom and older brother have been doing a superb job at keeping him in check so far, but remember that he believes the following things:
-Marines are above the law
-He is a Marine and an unstoppable force in combat
-He can kill anyone he wants for no reason
-Shooting police officers is an act of self-defense
-Random people who "follow him in his car" are Middle-Eastern assassins

Ever since Gamerfood got involved, Jace has been walking a very fine line between being a harmless sperg and being a CRUCIAL DANGER to himself. Ergo, we really can't push him too far, or else there is a small possibility he will finally snap and attempt a rampage in a shopping mall with an Airsoft gun and some stainless steel chinese throwing stars.

This is why the "Deagle Nation Defense Force" is the best trolling organization of them all. They act as personal make-believe bodyguards, giving him a sense of security so he doesn't feel like he has to go out and airsoft terrorists in real life. They keep him in check.

I'd like to quote the "Read this if you're planning to troll Chris thread"

Like Chris, the best thing we can do is play the support role. Start an account on the wiki and help out with editing and recent news. Continue to visit this forum and add your opinions. Watch Jace's videos so he gets his view count high, then laugh at him here. We can't all be big shot trolls in Al-Gamerfood, but we can help them out behind the scenes.

Yeah, pretty much this.

I'm kinda bummed the videos of him on his adderall binge are no longer up. I clicked the links, but YouTube says the account is closed.

Adderal videos are mirrored here.

 

[Misbun Sidek]

Adderal videos are mirrored here.

Poor guy. Growing up on base, you see a lot of guys like him. Just totally obsessed with the military, you know? The worst part is, recruiters nowadays seem to be trained to avoid those types of people, so they never "get it out of their system". When a person like Jace actually gets into the military, experiences the daily drudgery, sees (even through secondhand sources like TACREPs, OPREPs, and AMHS reports) the reality of warfare, normally, they gradually begin to stop idolizing militarism, and develop a balanced view of the military in general. When I was doing RAP we'd see dudes come in who were just waaaay too pumped to go "kill hajjis", and we'd normally turn them away unless they had some skill that we were really looking for. People like that end up being a liability, even in "office" type settings, but I often wonder how those guys ended up dealing with their military fetishism. Sometimes I wonder if a Finland style "general draft" would help with this problem.

MOV00E was particularly poignant for me. Here, Jace really reminded me of myself after my discharge, when I was out of college and not really looking for a job like I should have been. A lot of his behaviors and mannerisms remind me of a few intel vets I met who had gone nuts from some form of PTSD and the drug and alcohol use that comes along with PTSD. The similarities, particularly the "crazy wall" are actually quite uncanny, and quite disturbing. Who knows, maybe all those video games and airsoft battles had an effect. Recent US society has pushed this "warrior mentality/warrior culture" so hard, that a lot of young men are simply lost without a "mission" of some sort. I was lucky, in that I ended up using my VA disability compensation to move and live overseas and start working with the less fortunate. I have a mission now. Others, however, aren't so lucky, and they have to create their own "missions", which are often contrived to the point of being completely ridiculous. Jace's "battles" are a pretty clear example of this. He obviously needs a "mission", but since he's (apparently) on SSDI, that mission is never going to come. Poor bastard can't even get a job now. I don't even think he can volunteer anywhere either. I think it's also important to note that while Jace can't walk into a gun shop and buy a gun, he can still purchase one through a private sale, or through certain gun shows. Private sellers unfortunately do not have access to NICS, so he could still get hold of a real firearm. Hopefully his search for a "mission" doesn't lead him to do anything crazy, but he wouldn't be the first, and those drugs certainly are not helping.

On a much happier note, the suggested videos for a video called "MOV00A" are quite interesting.