READING COMMENTS & NARS FOUNDATION FAIL | 12.5.2020 - "Muh sleeping schedule", "Cakey Skin", Totally real comments, "most pointless vlog ever", and more!
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Those eyelashes are going to be featured in my nightmares tonight.
TL;DW/R: AL is an idiot who doesn't understand sleep schedules to save her stupid life.
0:00 'Hey Guise!' Hey OMFG IS SHE LOOKIN' ROUGH.
Yikes!
0:03 ‘So welcome to Lynnmas.’ Fuck you. I refuse to refer to the season as this.
0:11 Our poor baby is complaining that she hasn’t slept and it’s 8:13 AM. So a normal time for people to be up. She then whines about how her sleeping schedule is horrid, and how yesterday she woke up at 7:00 PM. Bitch, so you’re complaining about being up for 11.25 hours? The hell? Some of us have work days that are longer than that! Pardon me while I go into an autistic REEEEEEE rage.
0:42 So blubbermongus’ plan is to stay up until 10PM and pass the hell out in an attempt to fix her sleeping schedule. She has no damned clue what she’s doing.
0:50 So she’s going to focus on that in her vlog? Oh fuckadoodle. Every hour she’s turning on the camera. Says she could be doing a variety of things, including being outside letting Twinkie go potty. Bullshit. You are the thumb, AL.
1:34 At least she acknowledges that her plan is fucking stupid.
1:49 First update. Blathering stupidly. Whines that she’s tired. Has 11 tabs open on her laptop, because she has the attention span of a gnat. Says switching back and forth between videos works for her. Guess when you only have 2 brain cells to entertain, that works well.
2:35 Now 10AM. She’s flicking around her greasy hair and has changed her clothes. She tries to show her outfit, but she can’t even get up for it. When she moves her arms, you can really see how enormous she is - especially when you realize how much of her is hidden behind her mirror.
Yikes! Again! BTW, pick out ‘what would go good with my outfit’? GrammarLynn strikes again. And her hair is ‘so short, it’s so crazy.’ THESAURUS, DAMN IT!!!
3:38 Now she bitches about the earrings that Becky picked. She laughs at her and mocks her tastes. Becky gripes that she worked at Factory Connection, and AL decides she has to fatsplain it to us. She then explains to Becky that she would’ve chosen red, and Becky explains why she chose the earrings she did. Which makes a fuckwhack more sense than what AL would have chosen. AL continues to mock her about being a fashionista, while Becky explains ‘That was my job’ with the most ‘fuck you’ tone of voice ever.
5:17 And finally she says that they look decent. What crap. So much dumb ‘babe’ back and forth shit. She then shoves her camera under her boobs so we get a field of white-covered fat.
5:50 Shows off her foundation-caked face which looks like shit. IT DOES NOT LOOK CRAZY-LOOKING, AL!!! (Pardon, sorry for the rage, but fuck.)
6:50 Now 11AM. Her makeup looks like shit and her eyes are being swallowed by eyelashes. Comment time! Just typing these straight, and fuck who they’re from (guarantee there won’t be any hate ones):
Wow I’m early
You remind me of Chuck White especially the hat
Merry Christmas
OMG I’m second
Here quicker than a beanbag in a hurry
Woah
So early that I beat Mrs. Dash to season the comments
Thank you for motivating my diet
Have a nice day Amber
I have an 11 pro max that gives me an error message
And that looks like all she’s going to read. She then gripes that her views are down because her videos aren’t working. Oh, back to more comments.
Hey early gang
Why does everyone hate on her so much she’s just a girl who’s been through hell and has so much trauma with her family and past relationships which affects the way she copes with food. Stop picking on someone because of their weight I can imagine how hard it is blah blah blah white knighting forever fucking shut up you dummy and making AL bounce along as she nods and then preens and simps and goes ‘thank you for sticking up for me uwu’
She got a new iPhone? Funny, she hardly even mentions it (AL apologizes kinda for being a narc who likes to show off her new shiny thing)
Here faster than a beanbag in a hurry (*mouthsmack* so original)
Am I the only one who doesn’t care about phone quality, just get on with the vlog. We’ve only got about a week left before she gives up (AL goes “You never know” - giving up confirmed)
I was wondering what the brightness talk was about because it looks fine to me
Finally your videos are working for me
Amberlynn is Nicocado female version
Amber what kind of phone do you have? You haven’t mentioned it
Next year, we need Thin-mas (AL looks actually rather insulted at that lol)
10:04 Professes that was a wide range of comments. Bullllllshit. Then states that Becky’s taking a nap. Holy shit, a noon nap? What exciting lives these gorls live. Like down at the nursing home exciting. AL proclaims she won’t take a nap because she just did her makeup and if she goes to sleep she’ll sleep the entire day away. Ramble ramble ramble. Then she whines about her hair being so short that it sticks out ‘in these little pieces’ from her braid. Aka: It wasn’t cut evenly.
10:34 Now noon. She is in the exact same position she was in her last ‘update’. She’s watching YouTube videos. It’s water-flex time!! And Becky’s still asleep. She’s ‘holding on to strength’
11:05 Now past 1PM. Becky wanted to be woken up at 1PM, but now she’s said ‘fuck off’ and she’s going back to sleep. AL’s showing off a snack she’s going to have which is a full fucking box of Ritz crackers (two tubes thereof) and a zero calorie Vitamin Water.
11:50 2PM, still awake.
11:55 3PM, still awake. I am moping because there’s still 11 minutes of this bullshit left.
12:17 4PM and AL feels loopy and enormous. Lift that blanket to hide your gunt, gorl. And now it’s day 5 of dumbass gifts. AL of course gets hers first, and it’s extremely tacky earrings. AL is over the moon to get bell-wreath earrings. AL says she’s waiting until it’s closer to Christmas to wear the shit earrings she’s getting from Becky. I’m distracted by Twinkie staring into space behind AL.
14:22 AL’s alarm goes off and she couldn’t be bothered editing that away. Fuckwaffle. Now it’s time for Becky’s shit gift.
14:52 Becky gets a coloring book of curse words. AL is cackling her ass off. Becky just smirks and shows off ones to AL that really explains her partner - ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ and ‘Pussy-ass Bitch’. Becky states that they can make copies and AL can color as well, to which Amber goes ‘Oh, I didn’t think of that!’ Of course you didn’t, Amber. That requires functioning braincells.
16:47 Now it’s 5PM. She’s taking her medication. Still on her couch. Says she got up to clean the sink and her bathroom and put away her laundry. I say she sat on the couch and watched Becky do those chores. She then rambles about watching ASMR to relax her and she almost fell asleep.
17:34 Becky takes over the camera and is going to make hot chocolate. They have fucking decorations taking up a good deal of the counter space next to their stove. She blathers about how they usually just have Swiss Miss, but they’re having the StarBucks shit now.
18:27 Now AL is blankly staring at the camera. Guess they’re waiting for the shit to heat up. Meanwhile:
I…. can’t. I just can’t. That shirt crawling up the back of her head. That tiny tit on top of the gunt trying to escape out the armpit. That roly-poly back. My brain can’t process what I’m staring at.
18:30 The back-and-forth ‘babe’ shit is making my brain hemorrhage. AL sips the peppermint hot cocoa and professes it’s tasty, but then sips again and says 3.5 out of 10. And then she overplays how tired she is.
19:20 Becky comes to the realization that in 6 days she’s hit the 30s. AL pats her cheek then touches her boob stupidly quick, then shoves her camera down so we’re eye-assaulted by her chesticles yet again.
19:30 AL the walking calculator can’t add 6 and 16. Becky has to answer for her.
19:50 6PM, and AL is winding down. She’s going to put on a maxi dress. And ‘cyuoot’ underwear. Ugh.
20:25 Says that this is the most pointless vlog ever, but she’s on a journey to stay awake.
20:43 7PM, Becky’s eating, and AL is ‘too tired to eat’. Goes over what she had for lunch, which is some veggie dish I can’t comprehend so fuck it. Then she rambles on about how in an hour she’ll get to call it quits to edit and she’s excited to go to sleep and shit. And she’s rambling on and on.
21:50 8PM, I guess, because she’s saying ‘I did it’ and then she admits that her life is boring and she was using this to force herself to stay up. Now it’s time for her to sleep for 16 hours and fuck her schedule up again.
Yikes!
0:03 ‘So welcome to Lynnmas.’ Fuck you. I refuse to refer to the season as this.
0:11 Our poor baby is complaining that she hasn’t slept and it’s 8:13 AM. So a normal time for people to be up. She then whines about how her sleeping schedule is horrid, and how yesterday she woke up at 7:00 PM. Bitch, so you’re complaining about being up for 11.25 hours? The hell? Some of us have work days that are longer than that! Pardon me while I go into an autistic REEEEEEE rage.
0:42 So blubbermongus’ plan is to stay up until 10PM and pass the hell out in an attempt to fix her sleeping schedule. She has no damned clue what she’s doing.
0:50 So she’s going to focus on that in her vlog? Oh fuckadoodle. Every hour she’s turning on the camera. Says she could be doing a variety of things, including being outside letting Twinkie go potty. Bullshit. You are the thumb, AL.
1:34 At least she acknowledges that her plan is fucking stupid.
1:49 First update. Blathering stupidly. Whines that she’s tired. Has 11 tabs open on her laptop, because she has the attention span of a gnat. Says switching back and forth between videos works for her. Guess when you only have 2 brain cells to entertain, that works well.
2:35 Now 10AM. She’s flicking around her greasy hair and has changed her clothes. She tries to show her outfit, but she can’t even get up for it. When she moves her arms, you can really see how enormous she is - especially when you realize how much of her is hidden behind her mirror.
Yikes! Again! BTW, pick out ‘what would go good with my outfit’? GrammarLynn strikes again. And her hair is ‘so short, it’s so crazy.’ THESAURUS, DAMN IT!!!
3:38 Now she bitches about the earrings that Becky picked. She laughs at her and mocks her tastes. Becky gripes that she worked at Factory Connection, and AL decides she has to fatsplain it to us. She then explains to Becky that she would’ve chosen red, and Becky explains why she chose the earrings she did. Which makes a fuckwhack more sense than what AL would have chosen. AL continues to mock her about being a fashionista, while Becky explains ‘That was my job’ with the most ‘fuck you’ tone of voice ever.
5:17 And finally she says that they look decent. What crap. So much dumb ‘babe’ back and forth shit. She then shoves her camera under her boobs so we get a field of white-covered fat.
5:50 Shows off her foundation-caked face which looks like shit. IT DOES NOT LOOK CRAZY-LOOKING, AL!!! (Pardon, sorry for the rage, but fuck.)
6:50 Now 11AM. Her makeup looks like shit and her eyes are being swallowed by eyelashes. Comment time! Just typing these straight, and fuck who they’re from (guarantee there won’t be any hate ones):
Wow I’m early
You remind me of Chuck White especially the hat
Merry Christmas
OMG I’m second
Here quicker than a beanbag in a hurry
Woah
So early that I beat Mrs. Dash to season the comments
Thank you for motivating my diet
Have a nice day Amber
I have an 11 pro max that gives me an error message
And that looks like all she’s going to read. She then gripes that her views are down because her videos aren’t working. Oh, back to more comments.
Hey early gang
Why does everyone hate on her so much she’s just a girl who’s been through hell and has so much trauma with her family and past relationships which affects the way she copes with food. Stop picking on someone because of their weight I can imagine how hard it is blah blah blah white knighting forever fucking shut up you dummy and making AL bounce along as she nods and then preens and simps and goes ‘thank you for sticking up for me uwu’
She got a new iPhone? Funny, she hardly even mentions it (AL apologizes kinda for being a narc who likes to show off her new shiny thing)
Here faster than a beanbag in a hurry (*mouthsmack* so original)
Am I the only one who doesn’t care about phone quality, just get on with the vlog. We’ve only got about a week left before she gives up (AL goes “You never know” - giving up confirmed)
I was wondering what the brightness talk was about because it looks fine to me
Finally your videos are working for me
Amberlynn is Nicocado female version
Amber what kind of phone do you have? You haven’t mentioned it
Next year, we need Thin-mas (AL looks actually rather insulted at that lol)
10:04 Professes that was a wide range of comments. Bullllllshit. Then states that Becky’s taking a nap. Holy shit, a noon nap? What exciting lives these gorls live. Like down at the nursing home exciting. AL proclaims she won’t take a nap because she just did her makeup and if she goes to sleep she’ll sleep the entire day away. Ramble ramble ramble. Then she whines about her hair being so short that it sticks out ‘in these little pieces’ from her braid. Aka: It wasn’t cut evenly.
10:34 Now noon. She is in the exact same position she was in her last ‘update’. She’s watching YouTube videos. It’s water-flex time!! And Becky’s still asleep. She’s ‘holding on to strength’
11:05 Now past 1PM. Becky wanted to be woken up at 1PM, but now she’s said ‘fuck off’ and she’s going back to sleep. AL’s showing off a snack she’s going to have which is a full fucking box of Ritz crackers (two tubes thereof) and a zero calorie Vitamin Water.
11:50 2PM, still awake.
11:55 3PM, still awake. I am moping because there’s still 11 minutes of this bullshit left.
12:17 4PM and AL feels loopy and enormous. Lift that blanket to hide your gunt, gorl. And now it’s day 5 of dumbass gifts. AL of course gets hers first, and it’s extremely tacky earrings. AL is over the moon to get bell-wreath earrings. AL says she’s waiting until it’s closer to Christmas to wear the shit earrings she’s getting from Becky. I’m distracted by Twinkie staring into space behind AL.
14:22 AL’s alarm goes off and she couldn’t be bothered editing that away. Fuckwaffle. Now it’s time for Becky’s shit gift.
14:52 Becky gets a coloring book of curse words. AL is cackling her ass off. Becky just smirks and shows off ones to AL that really explains her partner - ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ and ‘Pussy-ass Bitch’. Becky states that they can make copies and AL can color as well, to which Amber goes ‘Oh, I didn’t think of that!’ Of course you didn’t, Amber. That requires functioning braincells.
16:47 Now it’s 5PM. She’s taking her medication. Still on her couch. Says she got up to clean the sink and her bathroom and put away her laundry. I say she sat on the couch and watched Becky do those chores. She then rambles about watching ASMR to relax her and she almost fell asleep.
17:34 Becky takes over the camera and is going to make hot chocolate. They have fucking decorations taking up a good deal of the counter space next to their stove. She blathers about how they usually just have Swiss Miss, but they’re having the StarBucks shit now.
18:27 Now AL is blankly staring at the camera. Guess they’re waiting for the shit to heat up. Meanwhile:
I…. can’t. I just can’t. That shirt crawling up the back of her head. That tiny tit on top of the gunt trying to escape out the armpit. That roly-poly back. My brain can’t process what I’m staring at.
18:30 The back-and-forth ‘babe’ shit is making my brain hemorrhage. AL sips the peppermint hot cocoa and professes it’s tasty, but then sips again and says 3.5 out of 10. And then she overplays how tired she is.
19:20 Becky comes to the realization that in 6 days she’s hit the 30s. AL pats her cheek then touches her boob stupidly quick, then shoves her camera down so we’re eye-assaulted by her chesticles yet again.
19:30 AL the walking calculator can’t add 6 and 16. Becky has to answer for her.
19:50 6PM, and AL is winding down. She’s going to put on a maxi dress. And ‘cyuoot’ underwear. Ugh.
20:25 Says that this is the most pointless vlog ever, but she’s on a journey to stay awake.
20:43 7PM, Becky’s eating, and AL is ‘too tired to eat’. Goes over what she had for lunch, which is some veggie dish I can’t comprehend so fuck it. Then she rambles on about how in an hour she’ll get to call it quits to edit and she’s excited to go to sleep and shit. And she’s rambling on and on.
21:50 8PM, I guess, because she’s saying ‘I did it’ and then she admits that her life is boring and she was using this to force herself to stay up. Now it’s time for her to sleep for 16 hours and fuck her schedule up again.
TL;DW/R: AL is an idiot who doesn't understand sleep schedules to save her stupid life.
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Her skin is as dry as her food
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And her lips are as thin as her skin
"Daniel N. says-", sure Amber, sure.
23 minutes of pure FUN!!!!
19.22 min...sorry but that Tit-grab was so forced...so embarrassing when u have to play the "Happy Couple"
Gives Becky a sweary colouring book. "It's cute and fun, you know we're in Quarantine - what else are we gonna do?!!"
Go to Pigeon Forge with the entire Williams Mountain clan, apparently.
Also it annoys me how much of a fucking baby she is. Yeah it sucks if you have to pull the 24+ hours awake card. But it's literally not content. It is not stunning nor brave.
Go to Pigeon Forge with the entire Williams Mountain clan, apparently.
Also it annoys me how much of a fucking baby she is. Yeah it sucks if you have to pull the 24+ hours awake card. But it's literally not content. It is not stunning nor brave.
She could have taken like a 3 hour nap in the afternoon, but make sure she sets an alarm, and she would’ve been fine to go to bed at 10. It takes her body so much energy just to exist that she would’ve fallen asleep and stayed asleep throughout the night. I don’t understand why she always goes to the extreme trying to change her sleeping schedule. This happens like once a month, I swear.
Nah, pigs have purpose, energy, and can be damned swift when they chose to run.
She's aging so fucking fast. Jesus Christ.
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Laughing at Becky's earring choice, they are considerably more tasteful than ALR's typical ''style''. Does she imagine some high fashion, statuesque beauty when she pictures herself in her mind?
That dry, crusty skin in the close up, holy moly.
''She wants to sleep a bit more so I said OKAY''. Our Lord and SaviourLynn is so considerate towards her carer.
She's gotta be around 550lbs, at around 12:42 she looks absolutely monstrous. Anyone have a better guess at her current weight?
That dry, crusty skin in the close up, holy moly.
''She wants to sleep a bit more so I said OKAY''. Our Lord and SaviourLynn is so considerate towards her carer.
She's gotta be around 550lbs, at around 12:42 she looks absolutely monstrous. Anyone have a better guess at her current weight?
Thanks for the 1080p Vimeo Archive. Our gorl is not getting my coin.
Her laughing at Becky's earring choice got under my skin just a little. She really doesn't realize that other people have feelings huh?
The other thing that made me roll my eyes was her exaggerating how tired she was. Especially the hot coco scene where she fakes startles awake when Becky says something to her. You're not fooling anyone ActingLynn. The fact that she points out that we probably thing she's exaggerating is just proof she is.
This vlog was boring and irritating all at once.
The other thing that made me roll my eyes was her exaggerating how tired she was. Especially the hot coco scene where she fakes startles awake when Becky says something to her. You're not fooling anyone ActingLynn. The fact that she points out that we probably thing she's exaggerating is just proof she is.
This vlog was boring and irritating all at once.
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