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I want to see a movie where the heroes identify the head vampire because he makes mostly As and Bs and is on the swim team.
Real Vamps: Edgy Internet Vampires
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How to know if you are a vampire, concise version:http://vampirewebsite.net/
These people think that they are ACTUALLY vampires and (as far as I can tell) will chimp out if you tell them otherwise. They are very pissy about "poser vamps" and have a whole list about why they are the real deal.
At 12 years old I was developing a strong interest in vampires. I had no thoughts that I might be one but I always instinctively knew what things in vampire movies was bullshit and what was fact. I got told many times by many people that it was all bullshit, because "real vampires are not real". :-) I always told them that they were wrong; something in me just knew it and knew the truth.
Four years later I started noticing traits that I always knew were the true facts about real vampires starting to develop in me, at this time I was 16. I began working with these traits and trying to make the best of the bad ones, and use the good ones to their fullest potential; this included being on the swim team, as well as the after school soccer team, while pulling A's and B's in all of my classes, except English and History. Because history class was my first class of the day I was too tired to stay awake, due to me always being a night person, go figure eh?
Not to mention at this age I had started my own coven, technically making me a priest. Problem is they don't ordain you before 18 years of age. So for all of the people out there that somehow think their rehashed ideas are more important than mine because they had their heads stuck in books and websites, I'll be out living you by a long shot because my physical health blows yours away. I guess you could call that my self awakening, and compared to most peoples awakenings that qualifies as one. However compared to what was to happen to me as time went on it registers as little more than a mild realization.
This continued to grow in my mind as I started to realize more and more that I was developing as an energy user, as well as other interests at a rate that had me doing stuff in energy use that most 40 year old practitioners weren't doing. To put it in to a relative point of view, I was a high priest at the age of 19, so really don't ever tell me you are a high priest/ess in an attempt to impress me by your knowledge.
Jumping to when I was about 20-21 years old. At this time I was sure that if real vampires existed that I must be one, but for some odd reason whenever asked, and I was getting asked increasingly more frequently, I never said that I was one with confidence. I only said that if real vampires existed then I must be one. To give an idea this is the point where everyone believes in full confidence that they are one, that is as in the group called the "vampire community" Their delusions are fed by others in that this group is falsely convinced that they are real vampires as well (which by my count is about 98% of them).
At 23 I knew I was a vampire, I was able to do everything that anyone who referred to themselves as a real vampire could do. I had all of the traits. I was able to say yes to all but 2 of the traits on my website that they had, that included the ones that I could tell by feel were vampires. Those of you who know what I mean by that feel know exactly what I'm talking about. For those of you that don't, I really try to help the best I can with this page. It was great, I was completely developed, I was doing really cool stuff, I was even doing some stuff that people still try to tell me is myth like biting for blood painlessly. Easy to teach takes a little practice to get good at, sort of like chess.
Early December 2001 Something started to feel missing, I was looking for something. It started to feel like I wasn't completely what a real vampire is, and I started trying to figure out what that was. I started doing stuff to try to make myself a target to be found by real vampires, hoping that one would find me and either get a hold of me in a good way or a bad way. At that time I didn't care which way it was. Before anyone goes thinking that they could have done that easily, don't even think about it. There isn't a single person in the 265 yahoo groups (that are all parts of the "vampire community") that I'm a member of (my name on these groups is ---------@yahoo aka steve) currently that I would have believed to be a real vampire. Except maybe the exception of Sappho. So I knew what I was, I knew I was missing something, and I knew I would know when I found it.
December 12 2001: This is when I started having weird dreams. Most of which were vamp related. All of the weird ones revolved around me meeting someone that looked the same in each dream, to where even though I'm bad at drawing I was able to draw her picture near perfectly. You may be asking yourself, why is a guy who couldn't remember his age earlier in this post able to remember exact dates, easy answer strong emotions create strong memories.
January 21st 2002: I'm in a little known chatroom website that is currently closed down beseen.com, talking like I usually did and a new person comes in. Didn't really say anything but was just lurking. I figured the person was just quiet because they were new and didn't know anyone there, but following my instincts I dropped like half of the conversations I was having (was a regular I knew everyone there) and started talking to her. Were talking for a bit and really hitting it off well. Her name is Raven.
She didn't have a pic up of her because she was on webtv, but little in to the conversation she linked her website to her name and asked me what I thought of it. The website was very loudly speaking the theme of vampire and in dreams. Being half awake it didn't fully click, but I did get the theme and I did love the site though, so I told her that I loved the site (a phrase I remember from the site was "walk with me and I'll show you things" and later she did). She said she didn't think that I understood the site so I told her the theme of it. Do not call me an idiot I was half awake at the time.
But I should mention that I completely got lost in talking to her and even though I didn't really think she was a real vampire yet, and she only said it once without pressing the issue of me believing her, which wasn't how most claiming to be real vampires act. I didn't realize that at this point I had completely stopped talking to everybody else. After a bit more talking we realized that it was getting late, as in about 5am late:-), and decided we both had to go to sleep.
January 22 (next day): I wake up. The website completely clicked, as well as everything that happened the night before. It's evening time. I run to the computer and hop in to the chat hoping she was there. Two hours later we are dating and talking on the phone. On an interesting note a blue moon happened that month. I started telling her about the dreams that I had been having. She told me of her having similar dreams, and was able to describe me without having seen a picture of me.
I was describing her as well, and asked about accuracy. She didn't say how accurate, but told me she would mail me pictures if I gave her somewhere to mail them to. I've always been a bold kid; some one threatens me online I give them my real address and phone number to confirm it, so I gave her mine with no hesitation. When they came in the mail a lot of them looked just like the pic I had drawn that she still doesn't know that I drew, but one was an exact look alike. Lol, she hates that picture because she doesn't think it looks much like her, but its my favorite because it looks exactly like how I knew her to look from the dreams and my drawing.
Oh God I'm rambling, alright we're talking about dreams, wishes, stuff of those sorts, making arrangements to meet in person, even bought the ticket. Worth mentioning February 23rd, knowing my birthday is coming up, she asks me if the question of "If I could have anything I wanted what would it be." I told her I haven't seen my dad since I was about 3. I know it's impossible because no one knows where he is, but I'd like to see him some day. She told me "maybe if we both wish for it to happen, it will happen"
Feb 25th my birthday: I go to a restaurant that I go to at times but not often, and there's a guy there that I felt like I had known a long time but didn't remember him (looked familiar though). I didn't recognize who he was and didn't really say anything to him, saw him though. After a bit when I went in to the restroom and out of the corner of my eye in the mirror it looked like he had followed me in. Spun around real quick thinking that it was some perv, and realized that it was my reflection.
Mom always said I looked exactly like my dad from the side. I bolted out of there to try to catch him hoping he hadn't left. When I got out my friend told me that the "weird guy" that had been looking at me in the restaurant left, saying that he had "really fucked up this time." He paid for our meal with a credit card and you get one guess whose name it was. To this day I still don't know how that happened, but the guy had a very strong real vampire feel.
March 3rd: I went out and saw her. The connection was even closer in person than it was while on the phone or online. So to speak I walked with her, and quite literally she showed me things. Things that I hear way to many saying real vampires can't do. Things that me and you all, if I didn't know better would say are impossible, so I'm not going to say them because if anyone believed me without proof I'd actually have less respect for them. However anyone that mentions doing odd stuff that I know is a sign of being able to do those things I will teach them how to do it.
We also exchanged blood, many times :-). Changes happened to me, I am sure that she had turned me (yes it was that many changes). At very least she definitely changed me to something more than I was before. In more ways than I think that she knows now.
The story of me and her only begins there and it's sadly not the best ending
Here is a list of how to make sure you are the real deal (he even had to put the copyright with his own name, what a special snowflake!):
Q and A section:The sole purpose of this page is to help you figure out if you are a real vampire or not. This is to be used with the finding a real vampire page on this site. After all if you don't recognize yourself as a real vampire then you aren't a real vampire. All of the traits below are accurate for more than half of all real vampires. All real vampires have at least 85% of them, in other words if at least 85% of them don't apply to you then you are not a vampire. Assuming that you are a real vampire, the fact that so many of these traits are accurate for you may shock you.
Those are the traits that I am saying are 95% so that I don't rule any real vampires out that the traits may not be accurate for. If you are convinced that you are a real vampire, yet have few to none of these traits you really need to read up on a term that is known as enabling and stop claiming to be one. You could even seem to have all of them but there is still no guarantee that you are a real vampire.
Copyright 2005 Steve Leighton, copying without permission is forbidden by law, and will result in a DMCA report being filed against you and sent to your domain provider or to the owner of where ever you posted your copy of this vampire website.
"I didn't draw blood at first, but I did get an overwhelming feeling"
If you can relate to that quote don't waste your time reading any farther because you are definitely not a real vampire. You are, on the other hand, a classic case of
Reinfeld's Syndrome.
- 1. Do you have unusually pale skin? You don't have to be white to be pale. If yes then cook up one or two (depending on the size) medium rare steaks (the best way to do this) If, by the time you’re done enjoying the second one, you have a new pinkish color throughout your body that you haven’t had in a while, read no farther; you are a real vampire. Humans can’t digest blood let alone get color from it, real vampires do.
NOTE: The extra work involved in trying to eat medium rare or rare meat can cause a temporary pink color to the skin which is otherwise known as being flushed. Temporarily being flushed is not the color that is being referred to when a vampire gets color from the blood in the steak. It takes a lot less human blood than animal blood to get the same effect but animal blood is way easier to get.) If you were white before and still are you should see a doctor. Odds are you aren't a real vampire, you’re just malnourished, and they can help.- Have you ever been told by professionals that you’re lucky you survived an accident with only a few scratches or cuts?
- Are you a naturally strong magic/energy user self-taught or self-realized?
- As a kid, were you the strongest, smartest, or quickest kid in the class, and at around 16 years of age maybe all 3?
- Did your dad disappear from your life while you were at a young age? (NOTE: 52% of vampires out of a large range of vampires have answered yes to this question. This includes people who believe they are real vampires however may not really be one.) Click for one theory on how this is vampire related: The Truth about the ''Vampire Community''.
- Do people often tell you that you look very young for your age, or that they would have never guessed how old you are?
- Are you extremely energetic at night but around the time the sun comes up become extremely tired?
- Are you a slightly quicker healer than most, if not a much quicker healer?
- Do you have an unusually high tolerance to alcohol and other poisons/toxins?
- Do you tend to switch between very social and antisocial frequently?
- Do you rarely get sick, or when you get sick does your body recovers quicker than most people
- Are your six senses more enhanced than most other peoples, i.e. vision, hearing, touch, smell, taste, and intuition?
- Do you have extremely good vision in the dark? How many times has some one said it’s too dark they can’t see while you were doing something like reading?
- Do you tend to NOT be surprised or scared by the typical sudden loud noise in a movie or things like that because you sensed it coming?
- Do you tend to react to things like catching a falling object or other normally unexpected things at an almost psychic speed? (As if you were expecting it to happen)?
- Do you tend to get a high from human blood? When drinking someone’s blood do you tend to find yourself being able to do something that they could do (that you couldn't do) about 2 weeks after drinking it?
- Are you sensitive to light or the heat from it? (Ranging from getting a bad headache from the glare to burning very easily.)
- If, while your skin is white from lack of enough blood in you, do you bleed quite noticeably less than a person normally should, or more likely not bleed at all?
- Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong?
- Is your bedroom the coldest and darkest room in the house?
- According to multiple news articles easily found online, older adults can’t hear this sound. So far I haven't found someone over 36 who is a non-vamp that can. click to try to hear it. Warning: if you can hear it, it will be loud. (ALWAYS FOLLOW THE WARNINGS ON THIS WEBSITE) My reference: yahoo homepage/news 6-21-06, and testing it on friends .
- A legitimate Vampire is able to safely digest more than 600% of the daily recommended amount of iron (RDA is 18mg. 600% of RDA is 108mg) when in the form of blood.
(ALWAYS READ THE WARNINGS ON THIS WEBSITE!)
- How often do you look at the person that almost bumped (or bumped) into you and think "you idiot” or “people are so stupid" because they didn't know you were only a couple feet away from them, because you always know when someone is that close to you? (Which, when you think about it, you only know because you can sense when someone is that close to you).
- Do you always feel a strong urge to travel?
- How often does something smell so strong that you can literally taste it, whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing? (NOTE: When most people say it smells so strong that they can taste it they only say it as a figure of speech. And the people that agree with you when you say it rarely can taste it. Think I'm wrong? Ask them yourself!)
- Can you hear a whisper from across a room?
- Do the words "come on outside, it's a nice bright sunny day, and there’s a lot of people out," seem more like a bad thing than a good thing to you, as opposed to the guy who said it to you, saying it with a big happy smile?
- Regardless of how normal you may consider yourself to be, do you tend to meet a lot of weird people that you quite often hit it off with relatively frequently? (Keep in mind, normal is just a politically correct term for people that have no creativity. And definitely is NOT something to be proud of calling yourself).
- Do you have a predator instinct that is so strong that it makes most people seem to act more like herbivores than the omnivores they consider themselves to be?
- Does sunlight/bright light in general hurt your eyes and head, in most cases to the point of a migraine? (But you can still go out in it). See point 17.
- Do electrical appliances generally tend to hate you? (Watches mess up often, computers malfunction for no reason, etc).
- Are your dreams often extremely vivid and sometimes result in cases of déjàvu?
- Do people often find you very empathetic to how they feel?
- Do people usually either trust you completely or not trust you at all?
- When you will things to happen do they usually happen?
- Does your mood have an obvious effect on the mood of others around you? Only count this if it happens to the people that can’t see you. (Especially on babies and animals like cats).
- Were you born with a number of health problems, including heart problems that quickly went away on their own?
- Having only half of the traits listed does not make you a half vampire, it makes you nothing special. The only difference between a real vampire and a normal human is 1 endogenous retrovirus, making it impossible to be half vampire. The difference between a normal human and an ape is 3 endogenous retroviruses, making it a lot more likely for some one to be half ape than it is for them to be a half vampire. It is impossible to be a half-vampire, anyone that thinks otherwise is a total idiot.
Here is a real vamp forum:War with Vamps, and Lycans, real, or fake?
That is just a very annoying myth started by movies, to sell movies.
zayra_5821: You are not Steve.
You are an idiot
I've read your website and I can't quite remember if you answered these or not but Do you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to sleep ALL day? (If so, is it necessary to do so in a casket/coffin?) And If a human is turned, or if the slightest amount of U"V light makes contact with an actual Vampire, do they Really Burn alive? And besides playing dress-up or being surgically turned, is it Somehow possible to self turn?
No
Q. Can you turn to bat, Can you fly, is your blood black, Do you know people that turn to a wolf, All vampire hate garlic, vampires afraid cross? ((When they touch cross they're going to dust?)), Are you sleep in coffin, When human turn to vampire they need to die before, but vampire don't breath, that human will turn to vampire, Right?, You bite dog it will turn to a vampire?, Can it turn to a vampire (zombie dog), Maybe I think they turn human by touch?, When they hit human that human turn to vampire?, vampire has low temperature, vampire's skin is very cool? vampire can't fly but they can jump far more than human, Right?
A. No, to all of them. a few notes he is Thai so his first language is not English. Also people can be turned, but simply being bitten by a vampire won?t turn you in to anything.
MinaHarker: Is it true that psi vampires can feed both through their natural way and as a sang and be equally satisfied, but when sangs try to feed as a psi it isn't quite enough? If so, why do you think that is? (speculate and theorize only on this second question, as from what I can tell, no one knows for sure)
Yes I think you nailed it dead on correctly, because there are a lot that claim to be sangs simply because they think its nothing more than a feeding preference that decides what you are. It seems as if they never entertained the fact that there's more to being a real vampire than just a preference.
If it was nothing more than a preference then everyone that has a blood fetish and feels a psychologically induced high from getting some blood to fuel their fetish would qualify as a real vampire. Besides the only real kind of a vampire is the ones that literally do need blood, and not just to feed a "energy deficiency" of some kind or another.
Q.I want to know can you eat human's food? pizza, salad etc.
A. yes
I didn't draw blood at first, but I did get an overwhelming feeling...I still don't know how to describe it, but it was amazing. Since my teeth weren't sharp enough to break skin, I sharpened them(that hurt) and the next time I was able to do so. Again, I had an overwhelming sensation, somewhat erotic, but it was more blissful than anything else. Since then I've kind of adopted the manner and looks of a familiar vampire...SPIKE! lol
This is a dead give away, you got the feeling without even getting blood. You definitely are not a real vampire; you are just getting a psychologically induced high from the thought of getting what you like. It's no different from the self induced high that some people get from knowing that they could have gotten laid but they turned it down.
Q."something I just noticed is that a lot of ppl are asking me if I am 16 which im finding very odd cause when I was 16 ppl thought I was 20"
A. ?That?s because you wanted to look older then" (it?s the mildest form of the illusion ability that some maybe all of us have.)
A friend of mine asked me a good question, I should start writing them down because there are a lot of good ones, this is one that stuck in my head because I couldn't answer it at the time. Keep them coming, and remind me to write them down.
Is pregnancy for vampire women easier or harder than it is for normal women?
I talked to a friend of mine that had two kids before I made her a vamp and one afterwards she told me that during her pregnancy as a vamp the baby kicked a lot harder than either of the first two, logically I'm guessing they get that bonus strength from the start. She was a newly made vampire, my guess would be that a fully developed vampire's pain tolerance will cancel it out, because I have a friend in Chas that was born one, and didn't seem to be affected as much.
If I have blood regularly will my abilities be stronger.
A little while back when I had enough deer blood to where I was able to live off of just blood for a solid month, my abilities were a lot stronger, I felt healthier than I have ever felt before or since. One thing that sticks out in my mind is that towards the end of that month, I saw a bad blizzard coming, knew when it was going to hit within 10 minutes of when it got to where I was living, Two days before the national weather radar even knew that there was going to be one five days before it got to where I was, amongst many other things, that would be related to my vamp abilities.
"where do you live?"
Rochester, N.Y.
What is your definition of a vampire?
Basically my definition of a real vampire is some one that needs blood, however is not a hemophiliac. A real vampire is one that has the traits of a real vampire, however doesn't have them do to a medical condition. If they have the traits and haven't ruled out the medical illnesses that could cause them they should see a doctor and not a vampire website first. Not to mention the ability to effectively digest and use it as food, without suffering from iron poisoning do to ingesting more %200 of the RDA of iron.
Do you believe that there are different types of vampires? If so, what types and define these types. If not, why not?
*I believe that there are many out there that consider themselves energy vampires, however they are sadly mistaken. Though they are no more than normal people that are self awakened (or helped by some one else) energy users aka "magic users" that use more energy than they get by normal means, and feel that they must take some energy from others. However in truth, they could get that energy from anything including plants, rocks, water, etc.*
Do you believe vampires are human or non-human? Why?
*In all respects I believe that as a real vampire I am still human, for the most part. I believe that as a real vampire I may be in a sense more evolved yet still human. I also believe that people that are just human, that think being human is a bad thing are short changing themselves, and that they need to keep in mind that, humans as a race have single handedly made every animal that was ever once a threat to them either endangered or extinct and are the only thing on this planet to have ever done that.*
Do you believe that normal humans can be made into vampires? If so, how do you believe this is accomplished? If not, why not?
*I've met enough real vampires that were born a vamp and believe a human can't be turned into a vampire. I've also met plenty of real vampires that used to be human and didn't think that any one could be born a real vampire. Which obviously leads to one thing, I personally know that both kinds exist, and have personally turned five people into a real vampire myself, one of which may have just been an awakening. So I'm saying yes on that, and it?s done by an exchange of blood, however not by the exchange of a potentially lethal amount of blood.*
Do you believe all vampires need to consume blood? Why or why not?
*Funny, I almost feel like I'm being asked this by a person or one of the millions out there that think they are a real vampire, and reply to me saying I?m wrong. Energy feeds can hold off the hunger assuming that you eat plenty of normal food and stuff. However in the end every real vampire does need blood for color, also for many other reasons, and just basically because energy feeds-are to like being on an IV, like blood is to eating real food. Both can work but all in all the other you feel livelier you feel healthier and you obviously look a lot healthier.
Do you believe that all vampires need to consume energy? Why or why not?
The answer to that question is a definite NO. Though I think that every real vampire to a degree is psychic and uses energy, blood contains all of the energy needed (as well as many other needed things) if it is had on a regular basis. Blood (for those who can efficiently digest it) is the perfect food.
Define "energy"
*Energy is....the unseen force within all things that makes them exist in the first place. We all know that we see things because light reflecting off of objects stimulates the cones and rods in are retinas, which sends a message to our brains along our optic nerve, creating the illusion of an image. We know that we hear things because vibrations in air and other forms of what we call matter makes our ear drums move creating the illusion of sound.
We feel things because different things activate different nerves in our body creating the illusion of touch, we smell because different scents trigger different olfactory nerves in our nose creating the illusion of smell. We taste because different things activate our different taste buds which send a signal to our brain creating the illusion of it having taste. Energy is the true thing that causes the stimulation to these different parts of our body, and energy is the electrical impulse traveling through our nerves to carry these messages to our brains.
Do you believe in "psychic/psionic" abilities? If so, do you believe these abilities to be intrinsic to vampires? Why or why not?
*WoW after that explanation on energy you still ask me if I believe in psychic/psionic abilities, I'm truly impressed. Either these are automated questions or you weren't paying much attention :-). Yes I definitely believe in the ability to use and manipulate energy, and I believe that everyone has the ability to do it assuming they have the patience and focus needed to learn how (just like with any kind of martial art). However I also believe that for a real vampire it is a lot easier to learn how to do it, and a lot easier to get to next levels in the field of using energy.*
Describe the relationship between average people and vampires, in your experience.
*I never really gave it much thought, I mean yes we have our advantages, and I feel there are some that abuse those advantages, and others that use those advantages to help other people out, that aren't so lucky. I do believe its what you do, not what you can do that determines what kind of person you are, and being a real vampire I can do more and I do more, which maybe makes me a better person but this is the first time I've had to think about that. I have some close friends that are normal people and not real vampires, but I do enjoy the times when I take a break and go to one of the clubs out here and can stop holding back parts of what I am, and can simply be myself.*
Do you believe vampires have a special place in society? If so, what is that place? If not, why not?
I believe that the current society would be much better to live in if they had a higher level of openness to the fact that real vampires do exist and that we have been living amongst them for who knows how long. I would like it if they accepted the fact that real vampires exist to the degree of where we could buy blood in a grocery store as easily as a person buys a pre-made pizza whether it was animals blood, or simply because some people had willingly sold a pint to the cause for extra money.
Simple fact there is a lot of blood destroyed by the red cross on a regular basis because it wasn't used in time to still be usable in a blood transfusion but is still edible for a real vampire, and I know that anyone of us would be willing to pay for that blood that they destroy for that reason. If "us" as real vampires were commonly accepted as being a reality we would have the option to buy that blood. If you consider that being a special place in society which in a way it is then yes I think we could have one, however if you mean a special place as ruling over people and seeing them as cattle then big no we don't have a special place in society.
hey i have a question. do vamps have fangs? a lot of people say that they do but others say that they don't and that it has nothing to do with being a vampire. for instance, a person on 43things.com says that he has fangs and that it took him a few painful days to grow them in when he got turned. just wondering what your opinion was on this subject. also one more thing but what is a good enough reason for you to turn someone?
No, real vampires don't have fangs and turned vampires don't ever grow fangs. As for reasons why I would turn some one, I don't tell people reasons, if a person wants to be turned they must already have a reason for wanting it. If it's not a good reason to be turned then they can forget about being turned. Update: due to how many people keep asking me to turn them, stop asking me to do it. You can get yourself turned (without me) if you read the information given to you on this website, and really think about the information provided to you.
http://realvampireforum.forum-motion.net/
You have to register before you see anything, unfortunately.
This website seems like it is fairly active, they say they are a help site for people who are REAL vampires:
http://www.sanguinarius.org/about/introduction-to-sanguinarius/
Have fun!!! *shitty stock vampire laugh*
I haven't explored too much since I just found out about it recently and haven't had my laptop.
Like this post if it turns out that you are a vampire.
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I made my own vampire checklist.
Are you a vampire:
1) No. You aren't.
Are you a vampire:
1) No. You aren't.
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Totes a True Vampire said:
If my memory serves correctly, this is called 'being a normal teenager in high school at 8am'.
Totes a True Vampire said:
So we're agreed that your mental health is lacking, right?
Totes a True Vampire said:
By your count, huh? I'm guessing you had charts or graphs you were drawing up to get to this super precise percentage?
Totes a True Vampire said:
Strong false memories, that is. Even among the best of us our memories can be notoriously flawed, altered by as little as gentle suggestions.
Totes a True Vampire said:
Because of course that's her name.
I could keep picking at this but I don't want to sperg too hard. Let me just end by saying that as I read through this I understood why this poor fellow didn't get high marks in English class.
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Surprised that there's no mention of Von Helton here yet. That guy's fucking broken.
For the uninitiated, he's a tinfoil hat wearing old man who thinks he's a legit vampire and The Punisher. Yes, as in THE Punisher. It's hilarious.
I'm on the mister's phone so I can't post links, but I'm certain his ED page is still up if anyone fancies a trawl for vids!
For the uninitiated, he's a tinfoil hat wearing old man who thinks he's a legit vampire and The Punisher. Yes, as in THE Punisher. It's hilarious.
I'm on the mister's phone so I can't post links, but I'm certain his ED page is still up if anyone fancies a trawl for vids!
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... Go on.
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I expect this thread will soon intersect with Brianna Raven Enoby Darkness Dementia Wu's
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If Wu outs herself as a vampire and her SJW sheeple still follow her, I'll be absolutely convinced that they're irredeemable idiots.
Because she could say she's the reincarnation of Female Hitler and leading a revolution to purge the world of nothing but the Female Master Race and her asspatter legion like Dobson would happily fall in lockstep.
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2013
Oh ho ho!! Vampire Freaks! That'll be a familiar site to some of the older users here. We had a user called stratochu here that was pretty lulzy. He was 2edgy4u, was very um, unattractive, he talked about running down a pregnant lady with a book cart bc so edgy, and we found out that he had an account on vampire freaks. He's no longer around the farms though. He got shamed so so hard and left 5eva.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
Belfazaar Ashantison
https://twitter.com/belfazaar
https://www.facebook.com/belfazaar
https://www.youtube.com/user/Belfazaar
http://beforeitsnews.com/paranormal...ood-drinker-belfazaar-ashantison-2463638.html
http://www.neworleansvampireassociation.org/
http://realvampirenews.com/tag/belfazaar-ashantison/
https://twitter.com/belfazaar
https://www.facebook.com/belfazaar
https://www.youtube.com/user/Belfazaar
http://beforeitsnews.com/paranormal...ood-drinker-belfazaar-ashantison-2463638.html
http://www.neworleansvampireassociation.org/
http://realvampirenews.com/tag/belfazaar-ashantison/
Red_Rager
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 6, 2014
I have zero sympethy to anyone getting a bloodborn pathogen from doing this, there is a reason why OSHA has strict guidelines concerning this shit. I don't give a shit what you identify as, you are still human and liable to the same diseases the rest of us mere mortals are.
Here are some links to osha concerning bloodborne pathogens.
https://www.osha.gov/SLTC/bloodbornepathogens/
https://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_id=10051&p_table=STANDARDS
Here are some links to osha concerning bloodborne pathogens.
https://www.osha.gov/SLTC/bloodbornepathogens/
https://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_id=10051&p_table=STANDARDS
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- Mar 13, 2015
Belfazaar Ashantison has strange beliefs, but the dude is more eccentric than edgelord. The best vampire lolcows in my opinion are the super sanctimonious edgelords who can reach the dull and alienated with some command of English. Michelle Belanger, the reincarnated psychic Egyptian vampire priest from Cleveland is a great example of that.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Michelle_Belanger
My personal favorite (and I thought about putting her in personal lolcows, but this is probably a better place) is a schmuck who goes by the name of Oubilette. She brings the angst against mundane hyooman society.
Source: www.vcmb.org
The most egregious thing she had done was send a video of her and "Master" poorly slaughtering rabbits in a bathtub and reveling in the torture like the edgelords they are. This video quickly went around the vampire community and reached other places. Real vampire thought leaders were quick to distance themselves from this:
http://www.atlantavampirealliance.com/educational/animalwelfareawareness.html
The police were also quick to investigate this. However, they did not have severed rabbit heads but rather.....a synthetic drug lab. LULZ! (Has her powerword...she is predictably pasty and dumpy.)
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaking-news/federal-drug-agents-raid-house-in-dekalb-county/nYQCk/
She is still literally and figuratively at large after a technicality kept her out of the hoosegow. Despite her claims of legitimate blood need and inherent darkness, if you search her moniker "hrafnaharr," you will clearly see that she started out as a LARPer much like Michelle Belanger.
If you find yourself in Atlanta and this wild snorlax ov darkness appears, a 20 sided dice should protect you fine.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Michelle_Belanger
My personal favorite (and I thought about putting her in personal lolcows, but this is probably a better place) is a schmuck who goes by the name of Oubilette. She brings the angst against mundane hyooman society.
Source: www.vcmb.org
The most egregious thing she had done was send a video of her and "Master" poorly slaughtering rabbits in a bathtub and reveling in the torture like the edgelords they are. This video quickly went around the vampire community and reached other places. Real vampire thought leaders were quick to distance themselves from this:
http://www.atlantavampirealliance.com/educational/animalwelfareawareness.html
The police were also quick to investigate this. However, they did not have severed rabbit heads but rather.....a synthetic drug lab. LULZ! (Has her powerword...she is predictably pasty and dumpy.)
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaking-news/federal-drug-agents-raid-house-in-dekalb-county/nYQCk/
She is still literally and figuratively at large after a technicality kept her out of the hoosegow. Despite her claims of legitimate blood need and inherent darkness, if you search her moniker "hrafnaharr," you will clearly see that she started out as a LARPer much like Michelle Belanger.
If you find yourself in Atlanta and this wild snorlax ov darkness appears, a 20 sided dice should protect you fine.
- Joined
- Oct 1, 2014
Belfazaar Ashantison has strange beliefs, but the dude is more eccentric than edgelord. The best vampire lolcows in my opinion are the super sanctimonious edgelords who can reach the dull and alienated with some command of English. Michelle Belanger, the reincarnated psychic Egyptian vampire priest from Cleveland is a great example of that.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Michelle_Belanger
My personal favorite (and I thought about putting her in personal lolcows, but this is probably a better place) is a schmuck who goes by the name of Oubilette. She brings the angst against mundane hyooman society.
Source: www.vcmb.org
The most egregious thing she had done was send a video of her and "Master" poorly slaughtering rabbits in a bathtub and reveling in the torture like the edgelords they are. This video quickly went around the vampire community and reached other places. Real vampire thought leaders were quick to distance themselves from this:
http://www.atlantavampirealliance.com/educational/animalwelfareawareness.html
The police were also quick to investigate this. However, they did not have severed rabbit heads but rather.....a synthetic drug lab. LULZ! (Has her powerword...she is predictably pasty and dumpy.)
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaking-news/federal-drug-agents-raid-house-in-dekalb-county/nYQCk/
She is still literally and figuratively at large after a technicality kept her out of the hoosegow. Despite her claims of legitimate blood need and inherent darkness, if you search her moniker "hrafnaharr," you will clearly see that she started out as a LARPer much like Michelle Belanger.
If you find yourself in Atlanta and this wild snorlax ov darkness appears, a 20 sided dice should protect you fine.
So, vampires on meth, then?
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kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2014
I discovered this waste a while ago but never thought about it again until this thread because I didn't feel he deserved his own.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jonathon_The_Impaler_Sharkey
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey
This "Vampire" was/is also a professional wrestler and ran as a presidential candidate in 2008. As you can tell a man who regularly engages in "non sexual" relationships with under age girls didn't receive a nomination by any of the major US parties. He also has a youtube page which has been inactive for some time.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jonathon_The_Impaler_Sharkey
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey
This "Vampire" was/is also a professional wrestler and ran as a presidential candidate in 2008. As you can tell a man who regularly engages in "non sexual" relationships with under age girls didn't receive a nomination by any of the major US parties. He also has a youtube page which has been inactive for some time.