Real Vamps: Edgy Internet Vampires

[Picklechu]

I discovered this waste a while ago but never thought about it again until this thread because I didn't feel he deserved his own.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jonathon_The_Impaler_Sharkey

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey

This "Vampire" was/is also a professional wrestler and ran as a presidential candidate in 2008. As you can tell a man who regularly engages in "non sexual" relationships with under age girls didn't receive a nomination by any of the major US parties. He also has a youtube page which has been inactive for some time.

He briefly ran in 2012 as well, and was once investigated by the Secret Service for threatening George W. Bush.