Realistic grocery haul 08/18/20 -

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krazy orange cat

Fluffy ball of evil
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Remember when she freaked out because there was a bug in some fresh vegetables at the store? I wonder if she buys the potatoes and other produce individually plastic wrapped because she thinks that means she doesn't have to worry about bugs being in it. A gorl who will kiss an unwashed pickle jar during a viral pandemic is absolutely not going to wash produce.
 

GargoyleGorl

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Okay, I’m triggered. This fat cunt bought 4 individually wrapped fucking potatoes. Looking them up they cost about $1 each. Potatoes at any farmers market are usually the cheapest per LB vegetable by far at 30-50 cents a pound. The wrapped ones are 6-8 ounces each. So she could have gotten 2 lbs of spuds for under $1 but instead paid $1 for a 1/4 of that.

And why you ask? Because those spuds are ready for the microwave! Christ her laziness is just never ending.

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It's actually worse than that, because she'll just throw out any potatoes with roots on them. Not even the big, "I'm sprouting now" roots, either. I distinctly remember her freaking out over a sweet potato with some tiny, hair-like roots on it.

So she won't buy normal potatoes, she'll waste her money and kick mother nature in the teeth with the prepackaged potatoes, then when she takes it out of the microwave and peels off the cellophane, if it doesn't look pre-processed and mass-produced, it goes in the trash anyway.

She's an idiot.
 

Poop Bun

Dispectful Deuces
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The ratio is meaningless and the fact that people are clicking it is putting money right in her fat hands.
It would only be meaningless if she didn’t care.
She cares. Youtube is all she has.
The ratio is meaningless.
She does not care about the like/dislike ratio.
Every dislike is still a view and views = $
Yes. YouTube is all she has.
 

quiekycalories

wommart
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The ratio is meaningless.
She does not care about the like/dislike ratio.
Every dislike is still a view and views = $
Yes. YouTube is all she has.
I feel like she gets upset seeing how disliked she is since she believes she’s should be a renowned and loved youtuber livin in LA and seeing that probably triggers her, but at the same time she probably is at least content with the fact people are still watching and therefore more orange chicken money
 

Antigarden

Incel CEO
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Does she really expect us to believe she bought all that diet soda and only has one a day?

Also why does she bother buying all this bottled water? It's such a waste of plastic. She should just get one of those water pitchers with a filter that you can put in the fridge. Amber is dumb and lazy though so I won't get my hopes up
 

krazy orange cat

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Does she really expect us to believe she bought all that diet soda and only has one a day?

Also why does she bother buying all this bottled water? It's such a waste of plastic. She should just get one of those water pitchers with a filter that you can put in the fridge. Amber is dumb and lazy though so I won't get my hopes up
The water dispenser she got at the fag shanty was in one of the first videos from the apartment so she has no need to do anything except use what she already has.
 

mekalekahi

It would mess up my metabolism
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I said this before but how is her having a bag of 18 mini chip bags any diffrent than her tearing thru a single normal size bag? The sad thing about this haul is that realistically, she ate probably all the snacks and drinks in one day.

How is it that too unemployed people with absolutely nothing to do all day, have to have quick on the go food all day long like they are soccer moms or working 60 hours a week? And just for reference, 2 of those 100 grand bars is 10 points and amber gets 62. So when she eats a pack at once, that's half her days allowance.
 

Clamchowder

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Don't be so toxic. She said she wasn't gonna tell us what belonged to who. All of that stuff is clearly stuff that Becky chose because Becky was the one who went to the store. So clearly all of it is Becky's!


There's no way those 100 Grands last more than 100 minutes.
Also, how long ago was her surgery? How legitimate could it be that the doctor/surgeon/nurse told her don't lift anything heavier than a gallon? She's carrying two extra people in fat cells, you gonna tell me that lifting a gallon of milk is gonna make her insides perforate?
6 weeks is when you can go back to the gym. She could be jogging now
 

anameisaname

I'm going to unlock all the achievements.
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"realistic"
Given your BMR is about 2900 calories...
Given how much Amber chimped out about orange juice...
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And then one-upped the retardation with this...
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She looks like the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
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Although he has less of a fupa.
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Amber's only love is pickles, after Becky left to join FaZe.
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Clearly a typo, should be "dainty size life"
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Foamless

I’m bored so i became a kiwi
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Thats a lot of sugary drinks for you Amber. i wondered does this bitch brush her teeth frequently from all the trash food she eats, i remember she had a tooth pulled out because it was rotten and had a big hole on it. 🤮 but remembering this girl hygiene, she probably only use mouthwash and call it a day
 

idosometimes

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She has reached the '[i hate] you' phase of her cycle - This is just 'shrimp gate' all over again, and Becky has absolutely no interest in helping her save her own life.
It is not so much a cycle as it is needing content. Amber has nothing going on in her life. She lives with someone who is probably "special." She does not do anything other than eat and consume media for children. She has no hobbies or goals or interests. She needs to get people watching. It does not matter if it is negative attention because the checks still cash the same way. She would have no trouble going the feeder porn route if things got really bad on jewtube or she gets booted from the platform. She just wants money for doing nothing so she can keep filling her fat ugly face with garbage food from "wommart."

Becky is along for the ride because she is too stupid and lazy to get her own scam together. It has been said many times, but her future is scamming welfare. I would not be surprised if one of them falls when things get a little icy this winter. Their new landlord is a big real estate company with lots of insurance.
 
I don’t know why I do this, but here it is, for whatever it’s worth. I didn’t include the raw chicken, the lettuce, the raw potatoes, the lemon juice, the tea, the water, or the water flavorings. I did include the Dr. Pepper because who knows who is actually going to drink it.

Calories: 20,445
Protein: 450g
Carbs: 3,518g
Fat: 580.5g
Saturated Fat: 180g
Sugar: 1,589.5g
Sodium: 42,415mg
WW Points: 817
 

verucasalty

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I think Becky is drinking a lot or looking to drink a lot, a lot of "mixer" type juices (pineapple juice wtf, I know that Becky's favorite drink is a pina colada), those hawaiian punch flavor things, IDK just seemed like a lot of shit an immature, depressed, fat kentucky lesbo such as Becky would prob mix with their alcohol. Then they also bought the corkscrew and bottle opener.
 

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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I think Becky is drinking a lot or looking to drink a lot, a lot of "mixer" type juices (pineapple juice wtf, I know that Becky's favorite drink is a pina colada), those hawaiian punch flavor things, IDK just seemed like a lot of shit an immature, depressed, fat kentucky lesbo such as Becky would prob mix with their alcohol. Then they also bought the corkscrew and bottle opener.
And wine glasses
 
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