I don't care about the title. Whatever. I read a lot on Amazon, particularly free books. The free books for Kindle are usually really bad, non-commercial smut that can go from around five to eighty pages. With that said, let's review a title.
Nadia is...Home Alone, by Evelyn Rae
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007KCXV84/ref=docs-os-doi_0
That's probably the best image I can get. It's around eight pages long, barely making it a short story and more of a quick literary jerk off onto the marketplace of Amazon. As you can see, stock blue Paint background with what I think is Hillary Clinton in a wheelchair. IDK, probably not imperative to the discussion.
This particular story has to do with Casting, which is apparently a fetish to have people in casts. Yeah. More on that in the summary.
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Anyways, the titular character, Nadia, has gotten into a horse riding accident. The fall has taken out her legs, maybe even an arm. The author was never clear on the extent of the damages, just that she was 'heavily casted'. Loving and caring husband Gary takes care of her for around two or three pages everything to changing her diapers and patiently letting her sip from a glass of water. Suddenly, he announces he must go to work and leaves his wife home...alone.
Well, as things would have it, Nadia has a bit on the side and waits for Josh to come over. After she pisses herself, anyways. More descriptive focus is placed on the nature of her injuries and the humiliating experience of pissing oneself than actual physical description of the characters but that doesn't matter, because Josh comes! He's described as young and handsome. White? Black? Muscular? Missing an arm? That's on you, reader, because Miz Rae needs to get to down and dirty before runs out of steam.
Nadia wonders if he'd like to bump uglies with her. He's like, ya, let's do it. Now let me frame this; Like both her legs are shattered, and conventional wisdom would tell me he would need like, a winch and pulley system. I don't know. They do it, there are a lot of descriptive words anyone who is familiar with terrible erotica will groan over, and if I'm not being very descriptive it's because Evelyn, the deary, didn't say much beyond 'ya they fucked she was really tight totes'.
This is a short review because I didn't have much to work with. However a 'blurb' at the end promised a second alliteration, 'Nadia is...in the hospital'. I probably won't review that particular title unless it has more shit I can riff on. Leave any suggestions you may have, if they're free I will give it a go.
Also, JULLLLAYYYYY
Nadia is...Home Alone, by Evelyn Rae
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007KCXV84/ref=docs-os-doi_0
That's probably the best image I can get. It's around eight pages long, barely making it a short story and more of a quick literary jerk off onto the marketplace of Amazon. As you can see, stock blue Paint background with what I think is Hillary Clinton in a wheelchair. IDK, probably not imperative to the discussion.
This particular story has to do with Casting, which is apparently a fetish to have people in casts. Yeah. More on that in the summary.
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Anyways, the titular character, Nadia, has gotten into a horse riding accident. The fall has taken out her legs, maybe even an arm. The author was never clear on the extent of the damages, just that she was 'heavily casted'. Loving and caring husband Gary takes care of her for around two or three pages everything to changing her diapers and patiently letting her sip from a glass of water. Suddenly, he announces he must go to work and leaves his wife home...alone.
Well, as things would have it, Nadia has a bit on the side and waits for Josh to come over. After she pisses herself, anyways. More descriptive focus is placed on the nature of her injuries and the humiliating experience of pissing oneself than actual physical description of the characters but that doesn't matter, because Josh comes! He's described as young and handsome. White? Black? Muscular? Missing an arm? That's on you, reader, because Miz Rae needs to get to down and dirty before runs out of steam.
Nadia wonders if he'd like to bump uglies with her. He's like, ya, let's do it. Now let me frame this; Like both her legs are shattered, and conventional wisdom would tell me he would need like, a winch and pulley system. I don't know. They do it, there are a lot of descriptive words anyone who is familiar with terrible erotica will groan over, and if I'm not being very descriptive it's because Evelyn, the deary, didn't say much beyond 'ya they fucked she was really tight totes'.
This is a short review because I didn't have much to work with. However a 'blurb' at the end promised a second alliteration, 'Nadia is...in the hospital'. I probably won't review that particular title unless it has more shit I can riff on. Leave any suggestions you may have, if they're free I will give it a go.
Also, JULLLLAYYYYY
