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Alp_Aslan

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Iam kinda lost at this. I heard some women go batshit on anime/game characters,actors and furries. But its the first time i heard
that a women is in love with a giantic fictional robot from a kids cartoon.
 

Hyperion

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Out of all the shitty 80s toy advertisements she chose Transformers. She didn't even choose one of the cool transformers either.
 

José Mourinho

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Crazy woman who is obsessed with Optimus Prime

When I think about what Chris said about girls and Transformers in his future message video, could she be Chris's potential sweetheart?
 

Stratochu

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Alan Pardew said:
Crazy woman who is obsessed with Optimus Prime

When I think about what Chris said about girls and Transformers in his future message video, could she be Chris's potential sweetheart?
Since DrMusic2 (a female version of Chris in almost every way) is half a world away and unlikely to ever come to the US except to tard-rage in Andria Kilgore's face, Bonita Prime is Chris-chan's perfect match.
 

Count groudon

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If my memory serves me right, I Beleive she has a son. I'm guessing his name is Optimus or something
 

Jewelsmakerguy

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Out of all the shitty 80s toy advertisements she chose Transformers. She didn't even choose one of the cool transformers either.
Hey come on, he can shoot some decent hoops. Can you?

In all seriousness, she reminds me of CyndiLovesPiccolo in her obsession and Unknown Autobot/Anthros with the Transformers obsession and overall deshelved look. But I think what sets her apart is probably the fact that she went out of her way to "marry" Prime. As well as lie about her profession (at least, I'm sure being a trucker isn't her profession) and draw like a 17-year old despite being over double that age.

Oh, and looking at her dA page, she claims that she's Elita One (who in fiction, is Optimus's girlfriend). Fitting, I guess.

Dont worry, According to ED apparently CPS stepped in and got him outta there, granted foster homes aren't always the best places
I feel sorry for her son if that's the case. Not that I didn't beforehand when he was living with her. In fact, I'm still surprised she was able to become a parent.
 
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Super Collie

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she apparantly stoled something off a truck modeled off Optimus Prime

She pocketed a lug nut cover off of the semi truck they used for the vehicle scenes in the movies. She bragged about it, got called out on it, and then started backpedaling by claiming it was "given" to her by one of the event staff, which of course is a lie.
 

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