Off-Topic Reasons why Phil SHOULD get his love spuds removed. -

Ravenor

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As much as we all know Phil isn’t genuinely Trans and is unlikely to get the necessary paperwork together to get his love spuds removed (a apt description of his ball’s if there ever was one), I would like to make a argument for removing his ball’s.

Phil is a excitable and violent person with a very stunted intellect, he has little concept of the world around him apart from how it benefits him. If something panders to his ego or gives him a good feeling he will do it without a care for how it will effect the person or group he inflicts himself upon.

He has a well documented history of violence towards people he feels have wronged him, From his mother who asked him to pay his share of the rent, to friends who helped him and his former romantic interests.

And collecting weapons (The CRKT knife, Bike lock, etc) and a expressed desire to get a carry permit to make people pay who miss gender him, and regularly try’s to issue threats to make anyone who points out his many flaws to cower in fear (while in reality we point an laugh harder, knowing just how meaningless an ineffectual they are). This is still disturbing in the extreme and while he is unlikely to really do anything as he has without fail been beaten to a pulp every time he has acted out it’s only a matter of time before he feel’s he is backed into a corner and try’s something with one of them.

He also has a very disturbing history of inappropriate sexual conduct towards people, be it obsession with friends (leading to a pant shitting incident) or creeping on people that are far younger than himself in a way that goes beyond lacking a understanding of personal space that isn’t his own he has demonstrated that as long as he’s satisfied he doesn’t care.

He has a proclivity towards domination (mostly out of his subconscious understanding that he has zero power or influence over his life, but that’s a topic for another day) that is expressed by his fascination with bondage, that he is disturbingly public with be it romping around with the 30lb bag of sex toys, to pictures taken in public spaces wearing things like the mittens etc.

This pattern of violence and sexual self satisfaction leads to the horrifying extrapolation that he will try to use violence to coerce some one into fulfilling his needs because he feel’s he is entitled to have them catered to on demand without any consequences.

Phil needs to have his testicles removed either surgically or chemically to make him more manageable and less prone to sexual activity’s and less excitable, this is only tangentially for his benefit, Society at large would find it easier if he was less active in any way sexually towards members of any community he is likely to insert himself into (nearly every incident he is involved with has a sexual element to it) and anyway to make him less of a problem can only be a good thing.


TLDR, Phil is a sex obsessed idiot with no sense of personal boundary’s.
 

MasterDisaster

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Why removed something he doesn't use?
But in all seriousness I don't think any rational person has a thing to fear from Phil. He's a whole lot of talk and literally zero action; he's pretty much a Chris on the threat level. The only person Phil is a danger to is himself. Even if he did act out finding him would not be hard because one; he'd be dumb enough to go on Facebook looking for a place to lay low and two; he's in horrible shape and could run of he wanted, meaning he'd be taking the bus to 'escape'.
 

Azazel

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I'm all for Phil getting neutered. Maybe, like a stray dog or a tomcat, after he's clipped he'll chill out a little (/Optimistic).

Although the odds of him ever planting his seed in a woman are highly unlikely, the last thing the world ever needs is another Phil. Best not risk it.
 

Ravenor

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Why removed something he doesn't use?
But in all seriousness I don't think any rational person has a thing to fear from Phil. He's a whole lot of talk and literally zero action; he's pretty much a Chris on the threat level. The only person Phil is a danger to is himself. Even if he did act out finding him would not be hard because one; he'd be dumb enough to go on Facebook looking for a place to lay low and two; he's in horrible shape and could run of he wanted, meaning he'd be taking the bus to 'escape'.

In general I'd agree with you but he has lashed out at two people an gotten away with it, His mother and his Girlfriend.

It's ironic that most of his "Friends" kinda ignore the fact he has a history of violence towards women.
 

OtterParty

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Why stop there? I say we remove his head too just to be sure.
But how will he entertain us if he's dead? :(

I think it'd be enough to remove his testicles with blunt force trauma. We get the assurance that he'll never spawn, and he gets the squeaky Translatinx falsetto he's always dreamed of. Everybody's happy.
 

Weeping With Pity

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In general I'd agree with you but he has lashed out at two people an gotten away with it, His mother and his Girlfriend.

It's ironic that most of his "Friends" kinda ignore the fact he has a history of violence towards women.

With all the mockery and exaggeration that goes on here, it's easy to lose sight of the fact that he has rare moments of... not lucidity, but competence. And real aggression. I, for one, am glad that he's dumping money into interstate bus fare, tattoos, and bondage gear rather than actually pursuing firearm ownership, because if he ever got his hands on a gun, I'm pretty sure someone would die. I'm almost equally sure said individual would be totally innocent of whatever reason Phil came up with for shooting them.

On a lighter note...

But how will he entertain us if he's dead? :(

Pretty sure to truly kill him, we'd need to drive a dildo through his heart and fill his mouth with Mexican cheese after cutting off his head.
 

Ravenor

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With all the mockery and exaggeration that goes on here, it's easy to lose sight of the fact that he has rare moments of... not lucidity, but competence. And real aggression. I, for one, am glad that he's dumping money into interstate bus fare, tattoos, and bondage gear rather than actually pursuing firearm ownership, because if he ever got his hands on a gun, I'm pretty sure someone would die. I'm almost equally sure said individual would be totally innocent of whatever reason Phil came up with for shooting them.

Yea the thought of him obtaining a gun isn't a prity one, he is the kind of guy who get's a gun not for a legitimate reason like hunting, target shooting or for engineering / historical reasons he'd get himself a Saturday night special in some ungodly powerful round that he will never clean or use properly in the slightest. But he would be quick on the draw when some one didn't cow tow his demands, and thats when things get sqiffy.

But in all likelyhood that's not going to happen, no legitimate gun shop would sell him a gun*, and he'd have to associate with scary people to buy one illegally and he is to much of a coward to do that.

*= I'm from the UK and own gun's and our process is vastly different for getting a licence than it is in the USA but I am aware that handguns require some for of waiting period an background check, and the process varies from state to state (maybe even county to county?) and a if I'm not mistaken they can refuse to sell him one anyway if they believed that he was going to do something dangerous / illegal with it.

I am however worried about the knife, if he got into a fight and tried to pull it in a moment of panic he could get lucky an really hurt some one.
 

Bassomatic

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With Phil's amazing skill of denial and turning regret into victimization, I look forward to the stories of white male cis doctors testical raping him and how all true trans latinx are getting scooped up off the street and doctors try to discredit them with neturing like animals.

Or what ever story he cooks up when he wants his balls back. He's already a waste of taxpayer money, aside humor value, he isn't passing his potato seeds on. It won't help him, but it'll sure cause some great spergs when he can't learn to ride a bike ball less and then can cry about how the SRS he doesn't want is gonna be harder. But really when he wants his balls back, the stories he'll make up will be gold.
 
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