Rebellion PAC Shitpost General - Meet the new scam, same as the old scam

Peace and Harmony

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On August 10, 2020, notorious cockless idiot John Walker Flynt launched the next iteration of his scam, Rebellion PAC, the mechanics of which are totally alien to me except for the fact that it's run by that fat fuck from The Young Turks (thread) and John has declared himself Executive Director for the life on the basis of his manifold achievements aka working at Gamestop and also interning for segregationist Trent Lott. Come one and all as we embark on a brave new journey into depths of political scumfuckery and autism never before seen in this dimension.

Their first effort, pure crystal meth for TDS sufferers, may be observed here. More updates to come, though probably not because John is a fat lazy stupid piece of shit.

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Things to do tomorrow:
✅ Be unemployed
✅ Lay around and play mobile vidya
✅ Dilate mangina (optional)

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An Ghost

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im not good with numbers but this cant be right. heres the data from the FEC website. payroll and donations both go back to nov 2019 so this isnt a new new pac but i don't doubt theyve collected 1.3 mil from suckers. what's amazing is they've spent all but $8k but are still $2k in debt, and have distributed $0 to anybody. unless all the various expenses for Facebook ads (they buy lots and lots of ads) and campaign advisors for other people. the salaries for staff aren't insane and Wu hasn't received a dime yet.
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so why is this actual pac actually old and possibly functional, and now Cenk and Wu are involved?
maybe posted in the main thread but Cenk finally announced something about the pac
 

Peace and Harmony

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Who could fail to be moved by the seminal message of Blog 1

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8/14/20
Rebellion PAC Fights Homophobic Smear of Congressional Candidate
Hey everyone,

Brianna Wu here, executive director of Rebellion PAC. I want to tell you about the first race Rebellion PAC is getting involved in and why.

Recently, phony sexual misconduct allegations were cooked up to smear a gay congressional candidate in Massachusetts. It's an important story, because it involves a cynical abuse of the #metoo movement.

A student hoping to work for Alex Morse's establishment opponent ginned up a fake sexual misconduct story. It had the old, homophobic trope of a gay man supposedly seducing 18-year olds.
This was a disgusting lie. And it was eventually disproven thanks to investigative reporting by the Intercept. But what's more disturbing is how the lie was spread in the first place.
UMass Amherst Democrats went to the state party with the fake allegations. They referred the student group to a lawyer, who leaked the story to everyone in sight - permanently harming Morse's reputation.

There have been credible allegations that this unnamed lawyer was linked to Morse's establishment opponent.

If true, this would certainly look like the MA Democratic Party and Morse's establishment opponent were trying to sabotage a gay man with a homophobic smear job.

What we do know is that MA01 congressional candidate Alex Morse has had his reputation harmed permanently. As a woman, I am furious about this. The cynical weaponization of the #metoo movement devastates every person who just wants to be safe at work from sexual predation.

Rebellion PAC is MAXING OUT a donation to Alex Morse today. And we're going to do independent advocacy to try to repair some of the harm done to Alex Morse, most likely with ads and voter turnout efforts.

This will not stand.

Rebellion PAC exists to take on the tough fights Democrats can’t or won’t. Sometimes our goals will be synonymous with our party, such as with our recent national ad encouraging voter turnout. But when we feel the establishment is putting its thumb on the scales to thwart progressive candidates, we’ll be there, too.

Brianna Wu
Executive Director of Rebellion PAC
 

Bland Crumbs

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Isn't that exactly what Cenk raised for his congressional run? My idea that his is Cenk pawning the blame for not paying his staff through November is looking better.

Chunky Yogurt claims he spent whatever on his campaign leaving around $500k. If that ended up in this is that not some kind of fraud?

Also Sweaty Drunkman tried to con more money from his simps(simpletons in the true sense in this case) to pay his staff even though he had $500k remaining.

Chungus Eunuch is the fattest grifter around.
 

Harvey Danger

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I notice that "things to do" does not include fixing the titles of their web pages so they don't say "General 3" when linked.

Hey, they're working on the typos.

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link / archive

John's a tech-savvy engineer at the cutting edge of tech, you see, so he has decided to crowdsource his copy-editing.
 

AnOminous

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Next thing you know they'll be calling out anti-Trump media bias!

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I wonder what they mean by "fight like hell." Oh, yeah, give John money for another scampaign. I wonder if either of these two losers will funnel this money directly into their own pockets.

Who am I kidding? They both will. It will only fall apart when between them they've stripped it bare.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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If the busybody at Editor's Desk were actually a competent editor he'd go a step further and point out that it's mind-numbingly imbecilic to brag that you won't accept money from groups that are vehemently opposed to your goals because those groups aren't going to give you a damned penny in the first place.

This inane attempt at virtue signaling is indistinguishable from full-bore mental retardation.
 
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