REBRANDING MY CHANNEL -

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Cubanodun

A spark is all you need
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Here are my OnlyFans channel ideas for Amberlynn:
  • WATCH ME MASTURBATE
  • TRYING OUT SEX TOYS WITH BECKY!!!
  • NUDE CHINESE TAKEOUT MUKBANG + WATCH ME SHOWER
  • I GET A RIM JOB FROM BECKY WHILE EATING SPICY CURRY
  • WATCH BECKY EAT CHOCOLATE OFF OF MY BODY
  • WATCH ME PLEASURE BECKY
  • TWERKING IN LINGERIE
The possibilities are endless. It might attract Null too.
Dont give her ideas, she still doesnt know about the feeder fetish market, yet
 

fvckm3

have you taken your b12?
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Her whole attitude about how there will always be hate on her channel because that's just how it goes...
INFURIATING. Can't she just admit the vitriol hate she has is by her own doing?

And, I HATE how she's acting like not doing mukbangs, oversharing her personal life & doing toxic shit was her original idea. Her Youtube audience has been asking for that since forever.

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pr3nt177

"I am suicidal if you don't believe me ask my mum"
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Here are my OnlyFans channel ideas for Amberlynn:
  • WATCH ME MASTURBATE
  • TRYING OUT SEX TOYS WITH BECKY!!!
  • NUDE CHINESE TAKEOUT MUKBANG + WATCH ME SHOWER
  • I GET A RIM JOB FROM BECKY WHILE EATING SPICY CURRY
  • WATCH BECKY EAT CHOCOLATE OFF OF MY BODY
  • WATCH ME PLEASURE BECKY
  • TWERKING IN LINGERIE
The possibilities are endless. It might attract Null too.
You owe me a cuppa and a new keyboard.

You deviant you.
 

MarvelousMess

Destroy the architecture...
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Every other video she poorly references famous vloggers/lifestyle channels as if their successful existence justifies her shitty content. Her life isn't flashy or interesting enough to warrant vlogs and hauls. No one cares about her Wommart trips, but I guess I have to accept that she's just too retarded to see that her life is incredibly different from successful YouTubers'. Hell, ALR isn't even enough of a train wreck at this point to maintain a solid viewership.

Doing the same shit she's always done is a very peculiar type of "rebranding."
Other channels have lives though beyond just target/tj max/torrid/Walmart/bath and body works hauls. Her friends are not willing to be on camera anymore with her unlike other vloggers. Ambers whole life revolves around hauls and food.
 

mikey

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Seems like Jen is changing too.
Hmmm. Weird. All the fatties are wanting to reinvent themselves, change their content, do something different.... wait, is it already?

*looks over at calendar*

Ah, it is. It’s almost the first of the month. The magical number 1 the symbolic resolutions that all fatties follow in their cycles. Monday, the first, new moons, ect...

Give it a couple of days. After the high of pretending they are going to make a meaningful change on some symbolic time/day/week they will go back to doing what they’ve always done. The cycle lives on.
 

playuhplay

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If Al needs video ideas, I have some:
  • SHOWING MY LEGS
  • I READ MY POETRY WHILE DRUNK
  • WATCH ME EAT AN ENTIRE PIZZA
  • LINGERIE TRY-ON HAUL (FEATURING BECKY)
  • 2020 ELECTION
  • WATCH ME COOK USING A RECIPE
  • WATCH ME BAKE A CAKE WITHOUT A RECIPE
  • ICEBERG LETTUCE MUKBANG
  • BIKINI TRY-ON HAUL!!!!
Her rebranding is a joke. Also, I’d want her to actually do all of these instead of them being clickbait. She hasn’t been entertaining in a long time, and if she wants more $$$$, she needs to actually deliver (she can choose not to though, she’ll just get less views).
A video of ALR attempting to provide political commentary is exactly what I need in my life.
 

Autisticats

Sonichu gorl
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she should do that Wicca shit Rafe does in her rebrand,

i know its :optimistic: But i would love a fat witch Amber saga, she could learn some tips from fellow death fat cow Jude!


adding not to double post but Also,

Since she changed her name back, what about pornstar-Lynn?? Has that ended? Did i miss something? Lol
 

Keyboard Warrior

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I hope the reaction channels never come back, because it's now abundantly clear what role they played in her 'success' on this platform and she can never admit it. lol Haydur Nation kept her relevant. They also kept her paid. Amber never considered the possibility of a future in which nobody gives a singular fuck anymore.

But here we are!

You would think a cancer diagnosis would be a hard thing to fuck up, in terms of opportunities for content ideas and personal growth. It takes WORK to be this boring. It's actually impressive. The Universe hands this ungrateful twat a second chance at life (and a Hail Mary opportunity to garner whatever good will remains of her audience) and what does she do with it? She takes a big steaming dump on it, and then thoughtlessly tosses it into the pile with the rest of the hoard, where it remains unexamined and forgotten, just like everything else in her life.

Indifference will be the death knell of this channel, if she follows through with this proposed 'rebranding.' Her options at this point are to go full Nickocado Avocado and pimp her body out for feeder coin or get herself committed to a facility that will slap the fork out of her hand and save her life.

Nobody's sticking around for grocery hauls, Target jewelry, or promises of another plan she'll never follow through with.
 

JambledUpWords

RBG wins
True & Honest Fan
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she should do that Wicca shit Rafe does in her rebrand,

i know its :optimistic: But i would love a fat witch Amber saga, she could learn some tips from fellow death fat cow Jude!


adding not to double post but Also,

Since she changed her name back, what about pornstar-Lynn?? Has that ended? Did i miss something? Lol
Witchlynn would be a great saga. I could just see her burning tons of cash on crystals, wands, candles, spell books, horoscope readers, tarot decks and incense. Witchcraft is a perfect fit for Amberlynn, everything is because of the planets and stars, it’s super consumerist, and there’s no strong tenets you’d be encouraged to follow (thus opting out of things is easier). Now that I think about it, I’m surprised that Al hasn’t discovered it yet.
 
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