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joy sparkle bs, though i am hesitant to pin her as such since i believe her to be a good person she is definitely drama intense and her sanity is questionable. I wouldn't flame her, but her videos are lulz. she is really quite new but gaining popularity fast.
 
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Maiden-TieJuan

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Try the Onision thread, then hit up Social Repose and the Jaclyn Glenn threads. They all meet up somewhere in the end. But Onision is a personal favorite, he started his own religion and asked an ex GF to tattoo "I'm a liar" on her back and for her to chain herself to a wall in his basement for 3 days (started at a week, but her brought it down to 3 days.) with a sign saying "I'm sorry" on it. But hey, at least she could still use the toilet and watch anime while she was chained up to the basement wall!

Also, Raven. 40+ year old mall goth married to a 17 year old boy in New Zealand. She has some epic chimp outs that she posted on her online wedding album. She is awesome.
 

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Len's pretty fun. Great mix of stupid politicow shit and stupid artcow shit. Shame his thread's a bit on the slow side, though.
both of those are the things i've grown weary of

whoever reccommended fedsmoker, thank you
 

Barbarella

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Gloria Tesch was a pretty good read. Start from the beginning and you get crazy antics, horrible writing, links to sporkings, podcasts and then a movie trailer that is unlike any you've see before. We can't forget the mermaid jewelry. At the end of the thread (so far) you are rewarded with one of the worst movies ever made. There is fake fame, fake writing, a potentially fake marriage, and real bankruptcy.

That was a fun read and perhaps will someday make a great book on its own, written by anybody but Gloria of course.

Oh, and boobs. Can't forget that, I know there are thirsty men here. :)
 

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What are some good cows who aren't drinking some political flavor of kool-aid? Need some entertainment while waiting for that to die down.
 

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I'd recommend Todd Hillier,
also known as Fez Marie Whatley of the late Ron and Fez show.

Even though he came out as a gay man, he has never had gay encounters, was scared of getting rolled in gay bars, and even when he did go, no gay man would talk to him. He would end up dancing alone.

He was also famous for breaking down and crying on tbe air whenever someone would call the show and make fun of him, or if any of the staff would fuck with him.
Anything having to do with homophobia, he would get in an uproar, but anything else, racism, women beatings, what have you, he would stay silent.
He also has a collection of his own toe nails in jars, and once brought his cat in studio because he thought it said "cookie".
Here is a list of youtube vids called Fezzy problems.

Heres a wiki of him.
 

Flowers For Sonichu

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Fedsmoker, Kengle, Bryce Cherry, Mylarballoonfan, Cooldudeclem, and John S (for Sexually) Bulla are all classics.
 
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Picaninnyfreeze

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I need a new cow fix. Someone help me out.

I love the sort of super spergs, probably has a lisp, and rambles on about weird trains of thought.

Still within reality mind you, but just sort of "this is mind blowing but also pointless" sort of sperging.

My favorite has sat for an hour and talked about the implications of inputs in grabbing a fidget spinner prong at random.

Anyway. Appreciate any suggestions
 

Feline Darkmage

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I need a new cow fix. Someone help me out.

I love the sort of super spergs, probably has a lisp, and rambles on about weird trains of thought.

Still within reality mind you, but just sort of "this is mind blowing but also pointless" sort of sperging.

My favorite has sat for an hour and talked about the implications of inputs in grabbing a fidget spinner prong at random.

Anyway. Appreciate any suggestions
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mark-balentine.32520/
This guy has a weird accent (not a lisp but similar type of deal) and definitely likes going on weird tangents.
 

D. Sweatshirt

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Susan L Stone. Basically Chris in a few decades' time, oodles of fun to watch their vids.

Alternatively, Terry A. Davis. Schizophrenic, delusional, hysterical, but still able to have a semblance of normality at times.
 
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