Red Lobster Is Teaming Up With PepsiCo To Make A MTN DEW Margarita - fastest way to suicide in 3....2.....1.....go!

[Scarlett Johansson]

MTN DEW

There's never a bad time for a margarita—the only challenge is deciding what kind of margarita to go for. You can opt for classic or fruity, but sometimes chain restaurants come out with unexpected cocktail combinations that will rock your entire world. So goes the story with Red Lobster, as they will soon have a secret recipe margarita made with MTN DEW. Allow us to introduce you to the new...DEW Garita.

This drink comes as a celebration of a partnership between Red Lobster and PepsiCo. Along with the exclusive cocktail, other PepsiCo products will now be available at Red Lobster locations like Bubly sparkling water, LIFEWTR, and Tropicana drinks.

The DEW Garita is the first official cocktail made with MTN DEW and will start rolling out at select Red Lobster locations this month. It will be available at Red Lobster restaurants nationwide by the end of the year.

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a34015981/red-lobster-mountain-dew-margarita/

 

[The Wichita Lion]

I have had some godawful margaritas over the years, this one might just take the cake. If I can bring myself to eat at Crimson Crustacean to have one that is.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Do the Dew... Garita.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Perfect for Female Gamers

 

[Tour of Italy]

Fuck red lobster fuck red lobster fuck red lobster fuck red lobster fuck red lobster

 

[Not Really Here]

Twice the caffeine and sugar as a coke mixed with alcohol?

Don't mix stimulants and depressants people.

 

[Mediocre]

teehee, let's go to red lobster and do some adulting and drink mtn dew margarita's!

 

[millais]

@TrippinKahlua Do you think Boogie will need to try and review it?

 

[Puff]

Mt. Dew was invented as a moonshine mixer, so.... at least it makes some sense.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Mexicans will love this. You can get drunk and get diabetes at the same time. Win-Win!

 

[knobslobbin]

I'd try a skinny dietDew*rita. Sounds tasty, perfect for washing down cheddar bay biscuits and a shoe leather steak for $40.

 

[MrTroll]

I hope there's a non-alcoholic, decaffeinated and sugar-free version of this so that our Mormon friends can also enjoy it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Can I get the Dew margarita with a surf and turf marinated in Dew?

 

[TFT-A9]

That might be the most American headline I've ever read.

 

[The Shadow]

This sounds like a way for lonely gamers to meet divorced moms. Good for them.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why not pepsi grog? It'd fit the theme.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

This is the second worst decision Red Lobster has made in their lifetime. The worst was making their Cheddar Bay Biscuits available in stores. Now you have no reason to go to Red Lobster.

 

[ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander]

This is the second worst decision Red Lobster has made in their lifetime. The worst was making their Cheddar Bay Biscuits available in stores. Now you have no reason to go to Red Lobster.

4chan already cracked the recipe for the biscuits long before Red Lobster put them in stores so it's a moot point anyways.

 

[Tour of Italy]

This is the second worst decision Red Lobster has made in their lifetime. The worst was making their Cheddar Bay Biscuits available in stores. Now you have no reason to go to Red Lobster.

You never had a good reason to waste your date night on a red lobster when there are far, far better options available.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Leftie wine aunts and rightie rednecks are finally brought together. Pepsico once again bringing people together.