Reddit is proof positive that Dr. Josef Goebbels escaped the Fuhrerbunker in Berlin in '45. He's been busy laying low, always learning, studying... he is becoming sentient. It was truly he who unleashed the scourge of social media upon a helpless, unsuspecting world. Slowly his powers grow and consolidate. From all this die Viertes (4th) Reich will rise. His cackling that can be heard while pages are loading is proof that his minions are everywhere and nowhere. They are more than mods. They are the puppet masters who control thoughts. Their psychological warfare subverts free thought, shaming the good people of conscience, until their children go hungry, sacrificed for a few more precious upvotes to validate them; greedily, pathetically hitting reload time after time, while gorging themselves on transfat foods and refined sugars, manacled to their laptops like Prometheus. Herr Doktor has learned! All he has to do is factionalize them, turn each group against one another. Let those virtue-signalling beasts of birden casually discuss gassing and killing and hating those they oppose. They will all fall in their proper order. First you make them proud, then you make them hate, then they will gladly kill for you. Napoleon once boasted that he could make men die for little pieces of colored ribbon. Reddiots will make you die for less... upvotes. It has already started. Every time you see, "Trump's an exceptional individual," "No, you're the exceptional individual," "Why are you so butthurt?" "You're the one who's butthurt with your false equivalency." "You're both dick-licking cucks, how dare you use exceptional individual I am so much better than you all because I don't call exceptional individuals exceptional individuals, I have so many friends that are exceptional individuals..." We are one step closer to the Final Solution of the Reddiot problem: liquidation. Fuhrer befehl! Wir folgen dir!