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[Moguro Fukuzou]

The OP, two days earlier:

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The OP, yesterday:

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I have no idea if I'm being a prude, but their description of "spit porn" and piss fetish is just gag inducing. Regarding their talking about regular watching of lesbian porn I was under the assumption that the primary viewer base for that was guys and not actually lesbians? Do lesbians still frequently watch it too?

Them talking about how much they like to constantly masturbate and watch porn, with the inability to have anything in the realm of a serious non-sex based relationship, makes it feel like they might have somewhat of a porn addiction. They are way too hyper focused on it.

 

[poggers]

A 32 y/o virgin lesbian who recently discovered a piss fetish?

I mean anything's possible, but I'm pressing X.

Imagine being 30+ never having had a single date in your life, and thinking about whether you'll be able to convince a woman to spit and piss in each other's mouths? Porn has fucked people up. Not so long ago we started off by holding hands or going to see a movie, this shit is gross

 

[MediocreMilt]

Imagine being 30+ never having had a single date in your life, and thinking about whether you'll be able to convince a woman to spit and piss in each other's mouths? Porn has fucked people up. Not so long ago we started off by holding hands or going to see a movie, this shit is gross

My actual point is that I smell troony LARPing

 

[poggers]

My actual point is that I smell troony LARPing

Yeah I know. But never underestimate the porn-sickness of the average redditor. It could be a larp or it could be real, nothing surprises me much anymore

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Yeah I know. But never underestimate the porn-sickness of the average redditor. It could be a larp or it could be real, nothing surprises me much anymore

If one comes face to face with a redditor just squirt shampoo at them. Hygiene products are to them like garlic and sunlight are to vampires.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If one comes face to face with a redditor just squirt shampoo at them. Hygiene products are to them like garlic and sunlight are to vampires.

I took to carrying a travel bottle of lysol and febreeze in my bag when I rode public transit for a few months in college, that I could use to ease the stench of the unwashed masses I was temporarily required to commute with. The reason I started was because of someone who was, at the time, what I'll call a proto-redditor, seeing as reddit wasn't a thing, or if it was it hadn't become big yet, and me spraying so much binaca to cover his stench that I had an "As seen on TV..." moment and thought to myself, there has to be an easier way.
I'm sure they could be equally useful in this situation. I still carry one of each in my computer bag and keep 'em in both my cars. Never know when you might drive by something stinky.

 

[Geese Howard]

More post titles from r/relationship_advice, presented without context.

 

[poggers]

More post titles from r/relationship_advice, presented without context.

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I like to imagine all these posts are just the same 2 people posting about each other

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

My actual point is that I smell troony LARPing

I don't know, she gives off some really strong "I'm not like other girls" vibes with her talk about women being catty and whiny. And, to me, the way she put it was distinctly female. I think that's kind of weird for a lesbian, but whatever. Also, keto and Cymbalta tells me she's fat, crazy, and probably disabled. So, my guess is a terminally online fat, autistic dyke who is so porn addicted she had to escalate to spit and piss porn.

 

[Adolphin]

Typical Redditor.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:

 

[Dante Alighieri]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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I could write an effort post responding to these yards but that's too much work so I'll just stick with three words.

Cope.
Seethe.
Dilate.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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Xi will take one look and decide to revoke their human rights.

 

[Shaka Brah]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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Now we need to hear their opinion on the mandatory "Whiteness Studies" in schools. Surely they'll feel just the same right?

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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This is actually kind of funny to read about since I recently had a chat with a Czech about some of their experiences growing up in Czechoslovakia under Communist control and they had nothing kind or positive to say about it. I will never understand how wilfully ignorant reddit tankies keep themselves about communism being some magical cure all and anything negative about it just being western propaganda.

 

[>tfw no astropath gf]

Momento redditor, don't you dare doubt the words of Saint Fauci, peace be upon him, for it's thanks to him that mankind hasn't succumbed to the virus.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Momento redditor, don't you dare doubt the words of Saint Fauci, peace be upon him, for it's thanks to him that mankind hasn't succumbed to the virus.
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Magically as soon as studies come out showing that over 50% of positive tests in children were false positives, that vaccine injuries have become rampant among under-18s getting vaxed, and that the actual infection and death rate of the disease might be several times lower than reported, Fauci says the new variant is a threat to kids. Ok.

 

[Oats12345]

Magically as soon as studies come out showing that over 50% of positive tests in children were false positives, that vaccine injuries have become rampant among under-18s getting vaxed, and that the actual infection and death rate of the disease might be several times lower than reported, Fauci says the new variant is a threat to kids. Ok.

I don't trust faici on anything covid anymore. The only thing I can trust is him getting punch in the face one of these days.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Anyone that suggests that an German political party is a threat to the entirety of Europe is displaying an incredible amount of German exceptionalist arrogance. Whether you think Germany is the best thing ever or Germany is the worst thing ever, it's pure arrogance driven by decades of propaganda

 

[Otis Boi]

I don't trust faici on anything covid anymore. The only thing I can trust is him getting punch in the face one of these days.

Honestly I was already skeptical of the government to begin with. The whole covid crisis has just been a shitshow from start to finish. The amount of backtracking and reactionary actions was just insane, coupled with the fact of everything seemed to just be a Blackbox of decision making.

It strange how reddit basicly flip floped on lockdowns and every policy as long as it went against the Republicans or made them look like dump hicks. They could not see it from there perspective made it a insufferable topic to even discuss