Redpilled Food - Literally how can you eat a cupcake

[Bad Gateway]

So, someone brought in cupcakes to work today, and just now at lunch, the vast majority of my co-workers ate their cupcakes by ripping the tops off, then unwrapping the bottoms and flipping the tops onto them frosting side down. As if that shit was totally, completely normal. And then, when I was surprised by what they had done, and was about to eat my cupcake the normie way, they were all like OH YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT CUPCAKE SANDWICHES? I was thinking that I'm not the crazy one, but fuck...it actually is better to do the cupcake sandwich. Clearly, big baking does not want the common man to know about the cupcake sandwich, but now my eyes are opened.

What other foods have I been eating wrong? Redpill me.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

 

[Sweatnuts]

Eat with your hands like a man. Make the civilized world tremble in fear and awe at your disgusting eating habits

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

my dad eats salo dipped in mayo. He won't eat it other way.
I'm shocked how he haven't had a heart attack yet.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Ever see that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine catches her boss eating a candy bar with a knife and fork? I used to work with someone who did that. I chuckled and mentioned the episode to him, and he got all autistically pissy and said he didn't want to get his hands dirty like some barbarian.

My friend's sister eats like a frigging Mormon. No condiments ever on her sandwiches, just dry bread and deli meat. Same with burgers, always plain, no condiments or veggies. Eats burritos with a knife and fork as well.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

I eat bacon raw because it's delicious that way. Never been sick from it despite the fact that I have one or two raw pieces every time it's on the menu for breakfast for the last fifteen years or so.

The only advice I have is to cut it into pieces; sometimes the rind is pretty resistant to chewing and I've nearly choked to death on it more than once.

 

[Bad Gateway]

I eat bacon raw because it's delicious that way. Never been sick from it despite the fact that I have one or two raw pieces every time it's on the menu for breakfast for the last fifteen years or so.

The only advice I have is to cut it into pieces; sometimes the rind is pretty resistant to chewing and I've nearly choked to death on it more than once.

But...the texture?

My friend's sister eats like a frigging Mormon. No condiments ever on her sandwiches, just dry bread and deli meat. Same with burgers, always plain, no condiments or veggies. Eats burritos with a knife and fork as well.

This is a social disease. Throw her in the river.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I eat bacon raw because it's delicious that way. Never been sick from it despite the fact that I have one or two raw pieces every time it's on the menu for breakfast for the last fifteen years or so.

The only advice I have is to cut it into pieces; sometimes the rind is pretty resistant to chewing and I've nearly choked to death on it more than once.

I almost did this the other day.

 

[Thank Fuck For Evil Otto]

I eat bacon raw because it's delicious that way. Never been sick from it despite the fact that I have one or two raw pieces every time it's on the menu for breakfast for the last fifteen years or so.

The only advice I have is to cut it into pieces; sometimes the rind is pretty resistant to chewing and I've nearly choked to death on it more than once.

I accidentally had some undercooked bacon once. I was sick for days. I swear I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for weeks. It is likely that I now have pigworms on the brain.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

But...the texture?

Not unlike sashimi.

I almost did this the other day.

Give it a shot. If you're really squeamish about it go to a fine deli and get some well-smoked bacon that's more on the dry side.

I accidentally had some undercooked bacon once. I was sick for days. I swear I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for weeks. It is likely that I now have pigworms on the brain.

Pork in civilized countries is pretty damned safe these days, you're probably just a hypochondriac and a bit of a pussy.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

This changed everything.

My friend's sister eats like a frigging Mormon. No condiments ever on her sandwiches, just dry bread and deli meat. Same with burgers, always plain, no condiments or veggies.

I have a cousin like that. Always eats his burgers plain. He's a weaselly fat fuck, and trust him as far as I can throw him.

 

[Randall Fragg]

When you make bacon, drain off the fat and use it as a dipping sauce for your bacon.
The high amount of pork acts as a repellent for ZOG agents and mudslimes.

 

[Bad Gateway]

This changed everything.

Oh FUCK

 

[mindlessobserver]

This changed everything.


I have a cousin like that. Always eats his burgers plain. He's a weaselly fat fuck, and trust him as far as I can throw him.

I honestly had no idea

 

[oldTireWater]

This changed everything.


I have a cousin like that. Always eats his burgers plain. He's a weaselly fat fuck, and trust him as far as I can throw him.

That Anders Breivik looking Slav caveman is funny as fuck. I'm sold.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

That Anders Breivik looking Slav caveman is funny as fuck. I'm sold.

He's living in the year 3000.

 

[Mein Garten]

Some good ol' Chinese recycling

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Soak your chicken in soapy water before eating it to get rid of the Salmonella.

 

[soft kitty]

 

[Jewthulhu]

>Madcuck