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Cool Dog

A goodboi denied his Wendy's
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I can break the ice just fine and everyone is surprised when I say I'm a virgin. Because I don't have the awkward demeanor of a virgin.
I seriously doubt thats the case and its more like you're choosing what you want to see. Being a virgin past your 20s is still rare and being open about it is far more rare. Maybe you think that because they arent laughing at your face like back in school that means they are okay with it but in reality they dont do that because acting like an ass is not cool at that point, but they will still talk shit about you behind your back

Just say you're asexual, thats the currently accepted way to say you're not even trying anymore
I did have a 1st grade sweetheart
Dude who didn't? maybe that kid born with craniodiaphyseal dysplasia or the one whose face got melted in a fire, but everybody else had a gf

Shit, I had one in kindergarten, it doesnt counts bro
Not a fag are you?

Gay porn, it's a god-awful industry where there is little to no fetish porn out there of decent quality and what does exist is long out of print and nearly impossible to find. Most of it is twinks and bait and switch fetish shit where they promise you men in uniform action and the uniforms get taken off after two minutes. And god help you if you want BDSM, spandex/zentai, glove, uniform, etc.

Gay Onlyfans and Just 4 Fans people basically fill that kink niche and lets you find people who make uniform or zentai or glove, etc porn and not only make it but make custom videos/photos of it. It fills a vital need in the gay community, which is becoming harder and harder to find proper kink/fetish shit as more and more of the websites that catered those kinds of gay men, shut down as time passes.
Nope not gay, and I'm guessing theres not enough demand for that stuff? porn studios rarely leave money on the table like that, they even cater to fucking spongebob fans
 

Cool Dog

A goodboi denied his Wendy's
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I always find it interesting to ask them why they are into guys like me?
Daddy issues, you're getting the other side of the coin, basically all the whiny bitches whose dad was out of the picture either because he didnt care or the most likely reason which is that the mom drove him away with a brutal divorce

I once banged a girl just because I was out of cologne and borrowed my dad's, which happened to be the same cologne the chick's dad used before he left to another country and never came back

Anyway, just know that guys your age banging 20somethings are prime material for rape accusations now
Talking to my actual sex worker friends, the most common request by far from their clients is the "Girlfriend experience"
Imagine paying for sex and on top of that for this shit

If I'm ever desperate enough to hire a hooker I'm going with the sex slave experience, not sick shit like what those gulf camelfuckers do, but she better have no gag reflex whatsoever
 

Cool Dog

A goodboi denied his Wendy's
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Tell us how the conversation where she revealed this went.
We were in bed and she simply asked me what my cologne was and I was like "dont know just grabbed whatever my dad had haha" or something like that, and then she mentions her dad also used that then goes on a life story about it and how she hasnt seen him in over 10 years

Got weird after that, but it was a one-night thing so whatever
 
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Papa Pinochet

Helicopter Rotor goes Brrr
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Has anyone considered sending the pics to Family members (Implying they didn't already know/Wouldn't tolerate the thottery) as a counter measure to Only Fan hoes spamming? It's not the nicest thing to do perhaps, but it would certainly get the job done (Sending a clear message not to come here with unwanted spam unless they want their dirty little secret exposed) whilst avoiding potential legal issues in regards to Copyright/Non-Consensual Porn.

Even if not, it's a bit surprising that any of them ever signed up in the first place considering the nature of the forum; It's like, throwing a rock at a hornets nest and being surprised by predictably being stung the fuck out of, only it's being doxed and laughed at by internet randos.

Food for thot.


Edit: I am not referring to Established Lolcows doing Only Fans Content (Observe from afar never get involved with the cows, and what not), I am only talking about random thots joining KF to spam their Only Fans account.
 
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Gaming Gamer

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Just say you're asexual, thats the currently accepted way to say you're not even trying anymore.
Is it accepted? Might wanna scroll up a bit. Because there are retards that disagree and think their shitty opinion matters. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/regarding-onlyfans-and-the-forum.88384/post-8756463

Dude who didn't? maybe that kid born with craniodiaphyseal dysplasia or the one whose face got melted in a fire, but everybody else had a gf

Shit, I had one in kindergarten, it doesnt counts bro
That was not meant as an example of me having a gf because I agree it doesn't count. I brought her up as an additional theoretical as to why I'm content in life. Subconsciously my psyche sees it as the gf experience meanwhile I consciously know that's not the case. Something something psychology something something.

I seriously doubt thats the case and its more like you're choosing what you want to see. Being a virgin past your 20s is still rare and being open about it is far more rare. Maybe you think that because they arent laughing at your face like back in school that means they are okay with it but in reality they dont do that because acting like an ass is not cool at that point, but they will still talk shit about you behind your back
Quite a few things to clear up. Let's see here, I'm delusional, live in a different reality don't pay attention to facial expressions nor language. Don't pick up on body language, oh and of course don't know what the fuck non verbal cues are. Did I miss anything? You got me bro, where did you get your masters in psychology? Imagine actually giving a fuck about what others think of oneself. One thing is for sure, if we met in person you would certainly talk shit behind my back. Also I know there's utility in caring what others think. If you want to build connections or move up somewhere you impress.

Me announcing I'm a virgin was a point I was making not a bragging right. Its cringe to brag about virginity, but on the flip side it's also cringe to brag about the number of lays too. Claiming virginity to superficial women to what is widely known as "the basic bitch" scares them away, yes. But to women that can look beyond the surface. Talking with confidence about ones virginity displays conviction and having standards. Oh wait that's right everyone laughs at me I don't know wtf I'm talking about.

I don't act like Steve Carell in person and announce to everyone I never had sex. I only talk about it when women come up. What am I going to do. Completely fabricate a story just to look normal? Who fucking cares it turns out most don't care. The ones that do take it upon themselves to project their horniness unto me completey unsolicited. Real quick I'm not here to impress anyone. My life is not so empty I need constant validation. If that were the case I would be simping for some e-thot and using my time to white knight for acknowledgement not shitposting on here.

I'll posit something you might not thought of. There's a simple solution why I'm good at socializing. I don't give a fuck how good looking a woman is. I don't look to impress others, that's the secret. Those thoughts of "how do I look, how are my teeth, do I got anything on my face, what do I open with, what will get me (in). Will I be able to bag her?" And all that other stuff doesn't cross my mind. That frees up a lot of space to just focus on progressing the conversation and I don't get caught up in the weeds. But hey you don't need to take my word for it. It would appear you already made up your mind.
 

autismspeaks

MC Jimbo is my spirit animal
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Is it accepted? Might wanna scroll up a bit. Because there are retards that disagree and think their shitty opinion matters. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/regarding-onlyfans-and-the-forum.88384/post-8756463


That was not meant as an example of me having a gf because I agree it doesn't count. I brought her up as an additional theoretical as to why I'm content in life. Subconsciously my psyche sees it as the gf experience meanwhile I consciously know that's not the case. Something something psychology something something.


Quite a few things to clear up. Let's see here, I'm delusional, live in a different reality don't pay attention to facial expressions nor language. Don't pick up on body language, oh and of course don't know what the fuck non verbal cues are. Did I miss anything? You got me bro, where did you get your masters in psychology? Imagine actually giving a fuck about what others think of oneself. One thing is for sure, if we met in person you would certainly talk shit behind my back. Also I know there's utility in caring what others think. If you want to build connections or move up somewhere you impress.

Me announcing I'm a virgin was a point I was making not a bragging right. Its cringe to brag about virginity, but on the flip side it's also cringe to brag about the number of lays too. Claiming virginity to superficial women what is widely known as "the basic bitch" scares them away yes. But to women that can look beyond talking with confidence about ones virginity displays conviction and having standards. Oh wait that's right everyone laughs at me I don't know wtf I'm talking about.

I don't act like Steve Carell in person and announce to everyone I never had sex. I only talk about it when women come up. What am I going to do. Completely fabricate a story just to look normal? Who fucking cares it turns out most don't care. The ones that do take it upon themselves to project their horniness unto me completey unsolicited. Real quick I'm not here to impress anyone. My life is not so empty I need constant validation. If that were the case I would be simping for some e-thot and using my time to white knight for acknowledgement not shitposting on here.

I'll posit something you might not thought of. There's a simple solution why I'm good at socializing. I don't give a fuck how good looking a woman is. I don't look to impress others, that's the secret. Those thoughts of "how do I look, how are my teeth, do I got anything on my face, what do I open with, what will get me (in). Will I be able to bag her?" And all that other stuff doesn't cross my mind. That frees up a lot of space to just focus on progressing the conversation and I don't get caught up in the weeds. But hey you don't need to take my word for it. It would appear you already made up your mind.
wut da fukk man? tl;dr plz?
 

Peach Pit

True & Honest Fan
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Is it accepted? Might wanna scroll up a bit. Because there are retards that disagree and think their shitty opinion matters. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/regarding-onlyfans-and-the-forum.88384/post-8756463


That was not meant as an example of me having a gf because I agree it doesn't count. I brought her up as an additional theoretical as to why I'm content in life. Subconsciously my psyche sees it as the gf experience meanwhile I consciously know that's not the case. Something something psychology something something.


Quite a few things to clear up. Let's see here, I'm delusional, live in a different reality don't pay attention to facial expressions nor language. Don't pick up on body language, oh and of course don't know what the fuck non verbal cues are. Did I miss anything? You got me bro, where did you get your masters in psychology? Imagine actually giving a fuck about what others think of oneself. One thing is for sure, if we met in person you would certainly talk shit behind my back. Also I know there's utility in caring what others think. If you want to build connections or move up somewhere you impress.

Me announcing I'm a virgin was a point I was making not a bragging right. Its cringe to brag about virginity, but on the flip side it's also cringe to brag about the number of lays too. Claiming virginity to superficial women to what is widely known as "the basic bitch" scares them away, yes. But to women that can look beyond the surface. Talking with confidence about ones virginity displays conviction and having standards. Oh wait that's right everyone laughs at me I don't know wtf I'm talking about.

I don't act like Steve Carell in person and announce to everyone I never had sex. I only talk about it when women come up. What am I going to do. Completely fabricate a story just to look normal? Who fucking cares it turns out most don't care. The ones that do take it upon themselves to project their horniness unto me completey unsolicited. Real quick I'm not here to impress anyone. My life is not so empty I need constant validation. If that were the case I would be simping for some e-thot and using my time to white knight for acknowledgement not shitposting on here.

I'll posit something you might not thought of. There's a simple solution why I'm good at socializing. I don't give a fuck how good looking a woman is. I don't look to impress others, that's the secret. Those thoughts of "how do I look, how are my teeth, do I got anything on my face, what do I open with, what will get me (in). Will I be able to bag her?" And all that other stuff doesn't cross my mind. That frees up a lot of space to just focus on progressing the conversation and I don't get caught up in the weeds. But hey you don't need to take my word for it. It would appear you already made up your mind.
only a socially maladjusted autist would post something like this for everyone to read.
 

Pustus

Death to the false Emperor
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Has anyone considered sending the pics to Family members (Implying they didn't already know/Wouldn't tolerate the thottery) as a counter measure to Only Fan hoes spamming? It's not the nicest thing to do perhaps, but it would certainly get the job done (Sending a clear message not to come here with unwanted spam unless they want their dirty little secret exposed) whilst avoiding potential legal issues in regards to Copyright/Non-Consensual Porn.

Even if not, it's a bit surprising that any of them ever signed up in the first place considering the nature of the forum; It's like, throwing a rock at a hornets nest and being surprised by predictably being stung the fuck out of, only it's being doxed and laughed at by internet randos.

Food for thot.
Sounds like a lot of work for something that you likely won't work. Most OnlyFans thots live by themselves and I would hope that they are above 18. If they are above 18 the most the parents could do is stop giving the kid money (if the parents still give them any that is).
 

Nauseated Courgi

Spontaneously Alive and Well
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That was meant for the master psychologist but since you asked nicely I'll oblige.

I'm a self aware permavirgin that lacks shame. Therefore I am joke to everyone I interact with irl according to the armchair psychologist. I think that summarizes everything.
Regardless of what the Psychologist said, getting defensive and making that essay of a post doesn't help your case.
 

Gaming Gamer

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Regardless of what the Psychologist said, getting defensive and making that essay of a post doesn't help your case.
I agree which is why I didn't respond to to the one that called me a maladjusted autist. Every comment doesn't warrant a response. This thread is getting detailed heavily so I'll stop sperging out too. So how about those whores? Am I right guys?
 

autismspeaks

MC Jimbo is my spirit animal
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That was meant for the master psychologist but since you asked nicely I'll oblige.

I'm a self aware permavirgin that lacks shame. Therefore I am joke to everyone I interact with irl according to the armchair psychologist. I think that summarizes everything.
Thank you for the clarification
 

Cool Dog

A goodboi denied his Wendy's
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Is it accepted? Might wanna scroll up a bit. Because there are retards that disagree and think their shitty opinion matters. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/regarding-onlyfans-and-the-forum.88384/post-8756463


That was not meant as an example of me having a gf because I agree it doesn't count. I brought her up as an additional theoretical as to why I'm content in life. Subconsciously my psyche sees it as the gf experience meanwhile I consciously know that's not the case. Something something psychology something something.


Quite a few things to clear up. Let's see here, I'm delusional, live in a different reality don't pay attention to facial expressions nor language. Don't pick up on body language, oh and of course don't know what the fuck non verbal cues are. Did I miss anything? You got me bro, where did you get your masters in psychology? Imagine actually giving a fuck about what others think of oneself. One thing is for sure, if we met in person you would certainly talk shit behind my back. Also I know there's utility in caring what others think. If you want to build connections or move up somewhere you impress.

Me announcing I'm a virgin was a point I was making not a bragging right. Its cringe to brag about virginity, but on the flip side it's also cringe to brag about the number of lays too. Claiming virginity to superficial women to what is widely known as "the basic bitch" scares them away, yes. But to women that can look beyond the surface. Talking with confidence about ones virginity displays conviction and having standards. Oh wait that's right everyone laughs at me I don't know wtf I'm talking about.

I don't act like Steve Carell in person and announce to everyone I never had sex. I only talk about it when women come up. What am I going to do. Completely fabricate a story just to look normal? Who fucking cares it turns out most don't care. The ones that do take it upon themselves to project their horniness unto me completey unsolicited. Real quick I'm not here to impress anyone. My life is not so empty I need constant validation. If that were the case I would be simping for some e-thot and using my time to white knight for acknowledgement not shitposting on here.

I'll posit something you might not thought of. There's a simple solution why I'm good at socializing. I don't give a fuck how good looking a woman is. I don't look to impress others, that's the secret. Those thoughts of "how do I look, how are my teeth, do I got anything on my face, what do I open with, what will get me (in). Will I be able to bag her?" And all that other stuff doesn't cross my mind. That frees up a lot of space to just focus on progressing the conversation and I don't get caught up in the weeds. But hey you don't need to take my word for it. It would appear you already made up your mind.
You're pretending to have your shit together then completely sperg out about some mild commentary on your TMI-grade ramblings, and yet we're supposed to believe that you can talk about this IRL without spilling spaghetti everywhere? come on now just take your pills and stop blogging here
 

Rabid Wombat

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These women are either lowkey mocking you or placating your ego so you'll shut mouth and take pp out, because having to ask them all why they like you absolutely reeks of the emotional neediness and femininity they're pretending 'guys their age' are universally plagued with. You probably just have money or a really nice penis, and there's a reason they're keeping it casual.

Try to work on being more secure in your masculinity because this post was embarrassing.

Seems I have touched a nerve.

Would you like some ointment for that butt hurt?

I ask them more out of academic curiosity than anything else, and more a general "why they like older guys" than me specifically.
 
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