Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

[Hen in a tie]

So Chris just changed his relationship status to "It's complicated" but on Jessica's side her status shows as "single"

This was a post Jessica posted 4 hours ago:

And then she reposted a picture of hers minutes ago from posting this.

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[Randy Lahey]

what a surprise

 

[ES 148]

chris get a feeling so complicated

 

[MrTroll]

CUCK'D

 

[MasterDisaster]

So she backed out to save face? Pussy.

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

I'm so glad I didn't get my hopes up for this shit. Long-con troll, my foot !

 

[shilly_mays]

Chris lied to protect her, guys.

 

[RG 448]

Condolences to both of them.

 

[Roasted]

I don't think I've seen shorter relationships, even in high school.

 

[Hen in a tie]

I don't think I've seen shorter relationships, even in high school.

In Chris' defense, Kim Kardashian's first marriage.

 

[Null]

told you it wasn't a troll fam

 

[shilly_mays]

That reference to screenshots though....

Wishful thinking maybe.

 

[Clintonberg]

Either she's playing 373263D chess or she fucked up. At least make Chris drive out to the middle of nowhere before you dump him. smh fam

 

[CatParty]

good

 

[Zvantastika]

It's all a jape to fool us, they are totes fucking right now all over Chris toys and the crusty sticky carpet.
Or maybe Jess had enough with the daily 500 messages asking for nudes, who knows.

 

[MrTroll]

New Either she's playing 373263D chess or she fucked up. At least make Chris drive out to the middle of nowhere before you dump him. smh fam

As opposed to the bustling metropolis that is Ruckersville.

 

[shilly_mays]

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It's 2017 and Chris is now the girl who has shattered someone's heart level. What a time to be alive.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Damm she moves fast.

So far no word on Chris

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[Vocaloid Ruby]

I wonder if Chris will get angry? Or just sad? Probably sad.

 

[Ray Streip]

Really? So surprised you guys, I really thought she was going to be the one

No, but really though: what exactly did she expect to accomplish by "dating" Chris? There isn't a big market for jobless obese transtrender Benjamin Franklin lookalikes, I find it hard to believe she wanted to fuck him/be with him because he brings nothing to the table, nothing. I understand that some women like a challenge but Goddamn