Lovequest Release the tape of Chris crying over bob's death -

[CatParty]

Did Chris feel sad about the victims of 9-11? No. He only whined about his aunt because it made him miss Pancake Day, and he's only sad about Bob being dead because it thrust him into becoming the "man" of the house when he'd rather slack around all day scarfing Q-sands and playing the vidya.

So fuck him! If the audio exists, please release it. I for one want to determine of he had any real emotions at the time or was he just being his usual whiny-ass selfish self, thinking only about what Bob's passing meant to HIM.

 

[GS 281]

The moderators are holding this back from us @Wes_Iseli

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

just imagine this entire subforum jerking off to Chris' tears

 

[CWCissey]

This is stupid. Even for you Cat.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

The moderators are holding this back from us @Wes_Iseli

This confirms the rumors of that tape containing evidence that Bob molested Chris.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

We need details.

Like who was involved in the phone call, did Chris know they were just the trolls? How did he feel about THAT?

All we need is details.

 

[CatParty]

This is stupid. Even for you Cat.

Some people are comfortable being monsters.

Despite the popular consensus, within this forum, we're not all motivated by the same thing. I'm not here to help Chris. I'm not here to feel bad for Chris. Nothing said or done here could make me feel bad for Chris. I'm not here to compare myself to Chris. I don't use Chris as a foil, or some kind of moral watermark. I genuinely enjoy Chris' grief. That's part of why I participate in this forum. I don't think I'm the only one here. I understand why some folks might be upset with such. However, I think folks should stop acting surprised when they learn we're not all white knights here, given the storied history of this forum and the Christian Weston Chandler saga.

That said, video or audio of Chris sobbing sounds boring, unless there's some other revealing content. I don't doubt Chris is capable of crying. What's more interesting to me is if we could peel back the layers, and find out why Chris is crying. I reasonably believe he is emotionaly devastated at the loss of his father, but I also believe there's a good probability that a lot - if not most/all - of the devastation is because he lost a caretaker and another bout with the real world.

Sorry, if I'm confusing, but I sort of have to approach this from a weird angle because of my own odd perceptions (or lack thereof).

I'm wondering how much of his grief is a result of Chris suddenly missing a personal attack dog, a financial safety net, having new responsibilities fall on him, and dealing with the realization he has no province over death. I accept that Chris has some empathy for Bob's passing, mostly because of Marvin's insistence (and credibility), and partly because I'm not able to tell otherwise.

Still, I have to assume Chris' inner line between "woe is me" and genuine empathy (whatever that might be) for his fallen father is far from normal, because of all the other instances where Chris shows no empathy. As well, I'm accounting for just about every big revelation in Christory, where those assuming the worst of Chris are generally closer to reality, than those who assumed the best.

tl;dr - Whatever happened, it's probably weird because Chris is Chris.

I can believe that he's experiencing grief like most people would, to some degree or another. However, I know that there isn't an absolute "like everyone else." As you implied, there are sociopaths incapable of feeling love, and as well as conditions beyond autism that limits other emotions that a neurotypical person takes for granted. I'm tossing out that there's a possibility that there are some components of his mental condition, beyond autism and social retardation, which could make it difficult or impossible for him to process grief in anything near a typical fashion. That he has never displayed grief for anyone else, under any other circumstance (taking into account what little we know), should offer at least some suspicion that this could be a factor. Or, again, the Chris weirdness factor.

I generally don't want to cause him great suffering. That's not my motivation for being here, because I also occupy that middle ground. Still, I'm willing to admit that I do still derive joy from his grief.

Why is this so unheard of? Chris is infamous through his exposure on Encyclopedia Dramatica and various Chans. ED was founded upon griefing, and the Chans are heavily populated by the same griefers. They're the fucking nexus of grief, and Chris was practically the mascot of 789chan for years. This is why I'm calling bullshit, when folks on a forum dedicated to Chris-Сhan are proposing I'm the only jackass on here who enjoys when Chris humps his PS3, fails to do a pull up, is caught jacking off by his dad, pees sideways, or what-have-you.



but why grant him courtesies that he refuses to grant to anyone else? I am a strong believer in karma and the need for actions to result in consequences as a learning experience. Granting Chris slack to grieve is a waste because Chris is a narcissist. Bob's death has just become another tool he uses to whine for asspats.

 

[The Giver]

Why? Chris crying over his father's death isn't funny.

Unfunny details of Chris's life aren't content.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The moderators are holding this back from us @Wes_Iseli

I don't think the mods actually have it. I think Marvin and I are the only members present who ever saw it.

And this is stupid.