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On the road, I see thousands of trucks with crosses and verses from the gospel. I see many and more proud Sikh and Hindu trucks. Buddha laughs from the sides of some. I've seen Mormon trucks and trucks emblazoned woth defiant stars of David. Right now I'm parked next to a Freya truck.

So how come I never see Mohammed's smiling face on anyone's truck?
 

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I'd presume that "Freya enterprises" is a company name rather than a statement of Religious faith. People use Norse mythology for branding all the time.

I can't say for sure, but I see a lot of Thor's Hammers on pickup trucks without any brand names
 

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I see a lot of Thor's Hammers on pickup trucks without any brand names
Yeah, I've seen those too and I ware a Mjölnir necklace myself and have run into a lot of (mostly trashy unfortunately) individuals who do the same in Missouri.
 

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Not like you, though, you're one of the classy ones.
I don't consider myself Neo-Pagan or Asatru anymore but I still wear the pendent, mostly as a reminder of where I come from - not in the "muh ancestors" kind of way but I understand why the Pagan aesthetic is popular among men in low class White communities. It gives young White men something to be proud of that the school system hasn't told them that they're evil for. You can't wave a confederate flag like your dad did (if you were even lucky enough to know your dad, which a lot of guys in those kind of communities weren't) and most people don't trusts the Church anymore but you're allowed to like Thor and talk about your Viking "ancestors" (despite the fact that you're probably 90% Scots-Irish) and it gives you a semblance of heritage - which goes a long way towards stopping you from taking a long walk down the last functioning rail line just outside of town or getting yourself shot by the police or overdosing on pain meds because the average per annum income in your town is 11k and you know you're not getting into college and you're probably not going to have a steady job either because the 3 factories that used to provide that for your whole county have shut down one by one over the past 20 years.
 
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OP should've known this would devolve into terrorist truck bomb jokes.

But it does seem common, yeah. Probably because they're away from family a lot and need something for comfort.
 

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It gives a man comfort not to say he's Muslim?

OP should've known this would devolve into terrorist truck bomb jokes.

But it does seem common, yeah. Probably because they're away from family a lot and need something for comfort.

OP was certainly not making a terrorist truck bomb joke to begin with, honest injun.


And it's against Islamic religion to have pictures of Mohammed's face. That's the answer. You all get zeroes on this assignment.
 
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