Reminder: DSP reads Kiwifarms every day -

[neger psykolog]

(from drgnkiller twitter)

Yes, he reads all of your messages because none of this was written anywhere else. DSP is a huge Kiwifarms fan he's just shy.

Everyone say hi to DSP!

 

[BusyMaribo]

Its like people always say... leave Dave to his own devices and he exposes himself...

 

[PieceofShet]

Remember all those nights when he watches something on the tv and make a post about it? I bet he reads forums, watch videos on his laptop during it.

 

[ISP]

I just love that Phil misses so much Tevin posting. Better swing that banhammer harder Dave!

 

[Near]

Hi greedy piece of shit.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Phil, I swear to god if you took our advice you'd do better. Be a proper cynic. Read The Prince by Machiavelli. Take all the information & advice you can get and use it. You have the potential to really regain popularity and success. You just really ought to pull your head out of your arse, put your ego in a drawer for a while and make some changes. You are wasting your chance at rebuilding by being a total twatnozzle.

I think you really suck, but objectively, you really could make something out of your little cult if you took some risks. Let shit roll off of your back. Don't immediately go on the defensive. Laugh at yourself. See a goddamned therapist.

Also, fuck you for being an ungrateful bitch. Count your motherfucking blessings, dude.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Read The Prince by Machiavelli.

New sub goal, 450 subs and I stream me reading The Prince! *looks at chat* WAAAT its not about a price? DUDE THIS IS BULLSHIT

Its a very good read but I don't think Dave would understand what it means. I don't think he even reads.

 

[rizlajizzla]

New sub goal, 450 subs and I stream me reading The Prince! *looks at chat* WAAAT its not about a price? DUDE THIS IS BULLSHIT

Its a very good read but I don't think Dave would understand what it means. I don't think he even reads.

You're absolutely right, of course. And I am a faggot for wasting my finger-breath.

He has everything a smart person would need to make a proper career and build savings and be quite successful. Shame he's a muppet.

Edit: in the second or third Connecticut Cahndoe walk through he does show his tiny little video game collection and there, on the bottom shelf, was a single row of books. Someone with higher grade austism could dig it out & see what books he owned.

 

[xAnonAnonX]

Phil a bit of advice, you better start escorting your gf to work, before she finds a better man.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Hey, Phil. Say hello to Kat for us when she comes back from Tyrone's house, I mean work.

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

Hi Phil. I know you think that we hate you and want to see you fail in life, but remember that the person who truly has the most control over thier happiness is you. Nobody can make you feel anything unless you choose to let them.

 

[Sparkletor]

New sub goal, 450 subs and I stream me reading The Prince! *looks at chat* WAAAT its not about a price? DUDE THIS IS BULLSHIT

Its a very good read but I don't think Dave would understand what it means. I don't think he even reads.

He can't be bothered to read "paragraph long" chat postings. His eyes felt like they were on fire after spending an afternoon looking at tax papers. I think we can safely assume DSP and books are not friends.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Dear DSP,

Dood, I'm confused. Plz explain. How does coming here (or anywhere else) get you banned from Twitch? Be you positive, negative or somewhere in between. KF isn't some kind of brain herpes, causing random outbreaks of negativity pustules as you go through the rest of your life. At least I hope it isn't.

 

[Rare Drop]

Might as well make the account sir. Don't worry, you can still Blawk people here.

 

[Wing Zero]

Hey Phil, stop shitting on Monster Hunter World every chance you get. You abandoned a collaboration with Cryaotic that could have gotten you way more potential viewers and you threw Tolomeo under the bus all for the sake of validating your wrong opinion, just so you could play DBFZ, a game that you ragequit TWICE.

Just grow a pair of balls and admit that you don't want to play MHW because you don't like the series. Stop trying to say it's a bad game when everyone is saying you're objectively wrong.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Jo Phil, today's going to be really nice weather.
Don't get a sunburn when you look out the window.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

@neger psykolog Isn't it just as likely that he gets the info from one of his sycophants that lurks here? I think he is way too fragile of an ego to come here directly & read the shit that gets said about him. More likely, someone he trusts (i.e. gives lots of money) gathers autistic intel from here & reports it back to their goutlord, Phillip Burnell.

 

[BillionaireBrat]

Hey Phil,

Your girlfriend is not your fucking slave. She does not exist to cook you dinner and clean your oversized house. She's not your mommy, she's your partner.

 

[AnOminous]

@neger psykolog Isn't it just as likely that he gets the info from one of his sycophants that lurks here? I think he is way too fragile of an ego to come here directly & read the shit that gets said about him. More likely, someone he trusts (i.e. gives lots of money) gathers autistic intel from here & reports it back to their goutlord, Phillip Burnell.

He banned @BSV for coming here, though. I don't think he really wants his worshippers to be reading stuff here, much less posting. The last major paypig who showed up here was @BSV and he lost that guy as a paypig.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I thought only negative, stupid, worthless humans came here? Maybe Phil is more self-aware than we give him credit for.