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Reminder: DSP reads Kiwifarms every day

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by neger psykolog, May 13, 2018.

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  1. (from drgnkiller twitter)

    Yes, he reads all of your messages because none of this was written anywhere else. DSP is a huge Kiwifarms fan he's just shy.

    Everyone say hi to DSP!
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    neger psykolog

    neger psykolog moon goons for communism detection
    True & Honest Fan

  2. Its like people always say... leave Dave to his own devices and he exposes himself...
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    BusyMaribo Rate up is a God Damn Lie...

  3. Remember all those nights when he watches something on the tv and make a post about it? I bet he reads forums, watch videos on his laptop during it.
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  4. I just love that Phil misses so much Tevin posting. Better swing that banhammer harder Dave!
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    ISP Waiting on that race war that'll engulf society

  5. Hi greedy piece of shit.
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    Moritsune Acquired by T-series

  6. Phil, I swear to god if you took our advice you'd do better. Be a proper cynic. Read The Prince by Machiavelli. Take all the information & advice you can get and use it. You have the potential to really regain popularity and success. You just really ought to pull your head out of your arse, put your ego in a drawer for a while and make some changes. You are wasting your chance at rebuilding by being a total twatnozzle.

    I think you really suck, but objectively, you really could make something out of your little cult if you took some risks. Let shit roll off of your back. Don't immediately go on the defensive. Laugh at yourself. See a goddamned therapist.

    Also, fuck you for being an ungrateful bitch. Count your motherfucking blessings, dude.
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  7. New sub goal, 450 subs and I stream me reading The Prince! *looks at chat* WAAAT its not about a price? DUDE THIS IS BULLSHIT

    Its a very good read but I don't think Dave would understand what it means. I don't think he even reads.
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  8. You're absolutely right, of course. And I am a faggot for wasting my finger-breath.

    He has everything a smart person would need to make a proper career and build savings and be quite successful. Shame he's a muppet.

    Edit: in the second or third Connecticut Cahndoe walk through he does show his tiny little video game collection and there, on the bottom shelf, was a single row of books. Someone with higher grade austism could dig it out & see what books he owned.
  9. Phil a bit of advice, you better start escorting your gf to work, before she finds a better man.
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  10. Hey, Phil. Say hello to Kat for us when she comes back from Tyrone's house, I mean work.
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  11. Hi Phil. I know you think that we hate you and want to see you fail in life, but remember that the person who truly has the most control over thier happiness is you. Nobody can make you feel anything unless you choose to let them.
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    Unseemly and Feral

    Unseemly and Feral My dreads are actually a hat

  12. He can't be bothered to read "paragraph long" chat postings. His eyes felt like they were on fire after spending an afternoon looking at tax papers. I think we can safely assume DSP and books are not friends.
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  13. Dear DSP,

    Dood, I'm confused. :\ Plz explain. How does coming here (or anywhere else) get you banned from Twitch? Be you positive, negative or somewhere in between. KF isn't some kind of brain herpes, causing random outbreaks of negativity pustules as you go through the rest of your life. At least I hope it isn't.
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    Elwood P. Dowd

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  14. Might as well make the account sir. Don't worry, you can still Blawk people here.
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    Rare Drop

    Rare Drop The future's gonna be great!

  15. Hey Phil, stop shitting on Monster Hunter World every chance you get. You abandoned a collaboration with Cryaotic that could have gotten you way more potential viewers and you threw Tolomeo under the bus all for the sake of validating your wrong opinion, just so you could play DBFZ, a game that you ragequit TWICE.

    Just grow a pair of balls and admit that you don't want to play MHW because you don't like the series. Stop trying to say it's a bad game when everyone is saying you're objectively wrong.
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  16. Jo Phil, today's going to be really nice weather.
    Don't get a sunburn when you look out the window.
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  17. @neger psykolog Isn't it just as likely that he gets the info from one of his sycophants that lurks here? I think he is way too fragile of an ego to come here directly & read the shit that gets said about him. More likely, someone he trusts (i.e. gives lots of money) gathers autistic intel from here & reports it back to their goutlord, Phillip Burnell.
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  18. Hey Phil,

    Your girlfriend is not your fucking slave. She does not exist to cook you dinner and clean your oversized house. She's not your mommy, she's your partner.
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    BillionaireBrat Surprise!

  19. He banned @BSV for coming here, though. I don't think he really wants his worshippers to be reading stuff here, much less posting. The last major paypig who showed up here was @BSV and he lost that guy as a paypig.
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    AnOminous sittin in the fabled catbird seat
    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

  20. I thought only negative, stupid, worthless humans came here? Maybe Phil is more self-aware than we give him credit for.
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    Pubic Enemy #1

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