Repost: The Conworld based on the Internet - An Autistic Middle Earthish thing - not my content

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credit to user @Captain Communism for this great thread

I've been wanting to create a Conworld based on the Internet, as in a Middle Earth like Scenario, except it isn't Strictly Medieval. So there will be Guns and Dynamite, but the guns are usually Lever Action Shotguns and Revolvers.

As always, this won't represent the Internet as a whole, but rather just be something we could Create Ideas for, and then expand those Ideas Culturally, Geographically, and Linguistically.

Now on to the Map and Base Ideas for the Cultures!

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The Map is just an obvious Sketch of the main countries made in Paint.net. Nothing Special about it, so let's go to the cultures.

4Chan: Used to be Genghis Khan Style Invaders, but have calmed down due to being apart of the Web of Nations/WON.

Kiwi Farms/KF: Basically the Mildly Autistic Basque of this world, Speaking a language that seems parallel to Common Channic. Kiwis often Look but don't touch their Lolcows.

Encyclopedia Dramatica/ED: An Anarchy formed by the Edgiest of Teenagers, Constant Crime and Drug Abuse runs rampant, while Oddguy/EZPZ desperately tries to save it and Fails in the process.

8Kun/8Chan: An Alt-Right State in where Furries, Anime Characters, and Children of all kinds are considered subhuman and are treated as such.

Reddit: The more relaxed version of 4Chan, where Soy and Boomer Juice are common drinks.

Tumblr: A Place where White Men are forced into Slavery and cannot escape no matter what, and if you said something remotely Right-Wing, you would be Censored and Silenced.

Youtube: An Ancient Greece like Country where Theatres are common in the most populated cities. Actors must be 13 or Older to join however.

Twitter: Where memes and daily personal events are inscribed using a System that is a mixture of Egyptian Hieroglyphs and Viking Runes.

Facebook: Where Old People more often than not, have yellow pill shaped butlers called "Minions".

Deviantart: Basically Cartoon Land, where Inflation and Vore rule the land, literally.

Furaffinity: Technically not a Country, but where the Furries originated, and are now continuing to spread their strange cultures and languages all around the world.

Instagram: In this Country, People are trained to spread Popular Memes, Foods, and Knowledge from other lands.

As I stated above. We should start thinking of Ideas for this Constructed World: What cultures do you want to see, what should the Languages be like, what Races and Species of Animals and Humanoids should be in here?
 

Captain Communism

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Look everyone, I just wanted to get a Map out. And I didn't think of placing the Countries in the right order. Which isn't really good for this kind of conworld. And as always, I apologize!
 

L50LasPak

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4Chan and 8Chan are way too big even if they are supposed to be mostly empty. Youtube should probably be the biggest and certainly the most densely populated. Wikipedia should have at least a moderately sized spot on the map, at the very least bigger than ED.

I'd drop some tiny ltlle microstates in somewhere for dead(ish) platforms like Blogger and /tg/chan. Maybe have a point of interest on the map labeled "Myspace Ruins". Perhaps a Great Usenet Desert?

Also seconding @Daddy's Little Kitten 's suggestion for OnlyFans. Plus TikTok should be in there somewhere whether we like it or not.
 

Captain Communism

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4Chan and 8Chan are way too big even if they are supposed to be mostly empty. Youtube should probably be the biggest and certainly the most densely populated. Wikipedia should have at least a moderately sized spot on the map, at the very least bigger than ED.

I'd drop some tiny ltlle microstates in somewhere for dead(ish) platforms like Blogger and /tg/chan. Maybe have a point of interest on the map labeled "Myspace Ruins". Perhaps a Great Usenet Desert?

Also seconding @Daddy's Little Kitten 's suggestion for OnlyFans. Plus TikTok should be in there somewhere whether we like it or not.

I should hire you as the Idea Thinker for the 2.0 Map.
I still cannot get over the fact I put Reddit Tumblr 4Chan and 8kun in the same Continent. Grouping the Edgy and Sensitive Sides of the Internet Together just doesn't work even in a Yin Yang kind of way.

The fuck's a Conworld?

Conworlds are basically Fictional Worlds that people would think and sometimes make when they wanted to do something new.

EDIT: I should work on the Languages and not the geography. Basically Channic People get a Uralic Style Language, while Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram speak what would be Greek, English, Spanish and Armenian respectively.

Also Furry Tribes get a Pama-Nyungan situation in which they speak separate Languages that are all secretly related to each other, while Encyclopedia Dramatica and Something Awful speak Isolates in which they aren't related to any other languages in this world.
 

L50LasPak

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Random stuff off the top of my head:

Pixiv should be a faraway land shrouded in mystery.

I feel like Furaffinity isn't the only big furry site out there, but I don't remember the other two mentioned in Mister Metokur's video.

Speaking of Metokur, Bitchute could be a little island like Taiwan off the coast of Youtube.

Something Awful can be dropped in with the other Almost Dead Microstates Zone.

This one is purely just my fancy, but we could have a malestrom/giant ocean trash patch made up purely of AOL Free Trial CDs floating in the ocean somewhere. Maybe have that be this world's equivalent of the Sargasso Sea.

The Deep Web could be a giant rift in the seafloor like the IRL Mariana's Trench.
 

FluffyTehFennekin

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Random stuff off the top of my head:

Pixiv should be a faraway land shrouded in mystery.

I feel like Furaffinity isn't the only big furry site out there, but I don't remember the other two mentioned in Mister Metokur's video.

Speaking of Metokur, Bitchute could be a little island like Taiwan off the coast of Youtube.

Something Awful can be dropped in with the other Almost Dead Microstates Zone.

This one is purely just my fancy, but we could have a malestrom/giant ocean trash patch made up purely of AOL Free Trial CDs floating in the ocean somewhere. Maybe have that be this world's equivalent of the Sargasso Sea.

The Deep Web could be a giant rift in the seafloor like the IRL Mariana's Trench.
Was it Weasyl and InkBunny?
 

L50LasPak

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Was it Weasyl and InkBunny?

I think there was one more. Maybe he was including Pivix on the list of of hand. But yeah they should all go on the map.

I knew it was going to bug me so I decided to watch the video again. The other one he mentions is Furriffic, but I dunno if that one is worth including since I've literally never heard of it outside that video.

Also it just ocurred to me, is Fanfiction.Net still a thing?
 
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