Requirements to be a sperm donor are very strict -

[RussianBlonde]

I'm a woman but my friend just applied to be a sperm donor and got rejected. Hurt his ego badly. On top of having to go through various genetic, physical and psychological tests turns out you also have to be hot, tall and young (they never accept donors over the age of 39 as the sperm ages and becomes not so great after the age of 40).

Most clinics require their donors to be at least 5'10 and have college or university degree. You also have to submit your childhood photos for approval and jerk off for free several times so they can test your sperm quality. I guess if we're gonna pay for sperm we want to the top notch Brad Pitt in the 90s quality.

 

[Mnutu]

>I’m a woman
>my friend

 

[nigger of the north]

So for years now I've been putting my sperm into random people's drinks at bars, restaurants, clubs, and the like. Initially I was working with a 'farm to table' approach, ensuring freshness and taste wasnt compromised at all. Logistical issues, however, prevented this from being a viable long-term strategy. It was also somewhat complicated by something as prosaic and mundane as the floor plan of whatever venue I was working with. In any case, I now prepare my product at home, using a tiny dropper in a screw case to transport my goods. This not only means that distribution and logistics is much more hassle-free and risk averse, but I can ensure a specific delivery amount, not to mention, touch the hearts and minds of many more souls out there. They don't know what I know, but I'm sure if they did, they'd understand my mission

 

[Dildo]

Aren't men who do this liable to be sued for child support?

It seemed bonkers to me to do this for that reason.

 

[Slap47]

Aren't men who do this liable to be sued for child support?

It seemed bonkers to me to do this for that reason.

They shouldn't be, but courts often say otherwise.

I'm a woman but my friend just applied to be a sperm donor and got rejected. Hurt his ego badly. On top of having to go through various genetic, physical and psychological tests turns out you also have to be hot, tall and young (they never accept donors over the age of 39 as the sperm ages and becomes not so great after the age of 40).

Most clinics require their donors to be at least 5'10 and have college or university degree. You also have to submit your childhood photos for approval and jerk off for free several times so they can test your sperm quality. I guess if we're gonna pay for sperm we want to the top notch Brad Pitt in the 90s quality.

They probably realized that kids coming out completely differently than advertised was an issue. I've seen quite a few stories of sperm donor organizations accepting random hobos with a bunch of mental issues.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

This isn't too coherent as I've had my sleeping pills for the night but did want to mention that there's a great journal article that discusses a related paradox and gives a terrifying theory to explain things: OK, so we know telomeres shorten with age, except apparently in the gametes because old men have longer telomeres in their spermies than young guys. Traditionally this has been taken to indicate that they continue lengthening with age. This doesn't make sense for any evolutionary reason or biological reason generally, and certainly old men aren't renowned for having healthier offspring than young ones, but whatever, it's conceivable.


But the author in this article I refer to suggests that the evidence equally well supports that there are simply generational differences, i.e. these old guys would've had equally or almost equally long telomeres in their sperm decades ago, and it's a mistake to compare them to people two generations younger. To explain, imagine that there actually IS some diminution but it is very very minor. It wouldn't matter in somatic cells; I mean, old people don't have old babies; but even if there is only minor shortening from 20 to 70 in the gametes then, unlike the much more severe shortening in all other cells in the old man's body, that IS being passed on to his children ... i.e. accounting for the generational effects, or why the earlier explanation he tries to rebut has it that ostensibly they're growing not shrinking as expected.

The differences between the generations aren't huge but basically he calculates that after a certain number of generations of older people having kids as we are now, I can't remember but I think 1000 or so, we'll be completely incapable of reproducing. This number can worsen drastically of course if markedly older people become fathers today, but even 35 year olds having kids might be causing the problems discussed here.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

I donated sperm to your mom, her requirements are not very strict

 

[White Devil]

I am Brad Pitt from the 90s (from Legends of the Fall specifically) and I have gotten paid to donate lots of sperm.

 

[Astrapi]

Sounds like your friend is a ugly tard and they wanted to protect the gene pool. They are not selling fairness here, they are selling cute designer babies.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Makes sense who wants a retard baby, or worse a ginger...

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I'm a woman

Stopped reading there

 

[Rozzy]

I donated the crusty sock from under my bed.

 

[Stoneheart]

Most clinics require their donors to be at least 5'10 and have college or university degree.

Also they have to be retarded to enter that minefield...

You shouldnt use Donors young lady, just get some drunk handsome sailor to do it. those donor banks are full of balding brown people with dark hair, dark eyes and degrees in social science.

 

[RussianBlonde]

I donated sperm to your mom, her requirements are not very strict

My mom died before I was born

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Artificial insemination produces goblinoids, because normally the sperm is pitted against the women's immune system where only the strongest survive. This is called sperm selection. Now the unfit sperm are given a chance. And to top this off, the women having to resort to this sort of Frankensteinian experiments usually have eggs well past their expiration date, further contributing to the goblin problem.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not that strict. All you need is a freezer and autism.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I mean, why should pedos gays have to put up with ugly children in their harems homes?

 

[Just A Butt]

My mom died before I was born

Elaborate

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

She should go and get raped in a warzone, at least that way she gets a kid of a soldier not some retard who goes to jerk off into a hospital.

 

[Uncle Warren]

You don't need to jerk off at a sperm bank if you're gay, just need to fart in a cup.