Requirements to be a sperm donor are very strict -

[RMQualtrough]

My genes are absolutely unfit for replication. Shame, since both of my parents were good looking... There's still a dice roll where a hot guy could have a fug baby.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Elaborate

Obviously it was a joke, because it's not possible. If my mom died before I was born I wouldn't have been born. But judging by the stickers and questions I'm led to believe average kiwi is just as intelligent as an average redditor.

 

[RussianBlonde]

I don't understand how people with severe inheritable retardation and STDs can breed but you can't jack off into a cup unless you're a hunk.

Cos no woman is gonna spend her hard earned cash to buy jizz of a 5'1 retard with a hormonal imbalance and a room temperature IQ.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Cos no woman is gonna spend her hard earned cash to buy jizz of a 5'1 retard with a hormonal imbalance and a room temperature IQ.

That's a very specific example. Someone in your personal life?

 

[RussianBlonde]

That's a very specific example. Someone in your personal life?

Yes. Your dad.

 

[Lyle Delmar Chipperson]

Most clinics require their donors to be at least 5'10

The Day of The Stepladder can't come soon enough.

 

[Sweet Yuzu]

The diffrences in sperm vs egg viability were established long before humans ever even became a species and the onset of menopause seems to have developed sometime when mammals first became a thing. And no, men are not magical either- their fertility decreases with age, the quality of their sperm decreases with time, and you really shouldn't be having kids after your mid 30s regardless of your sex. You're spouting a bunch of junk popscience.

I thought only humans had menopause? Agree with the rest though.