Research suggests chocolate chip cookies equivalent to drug addiction in the brain -

[Matthew216]

https://www.turnto23.com/lifestyle/...ies-equivalent-to-drug-addiction-in-the-brain

They're not only delicious, but they can also be dangerously addictive.

A 2013 paper published by researchers from the University of Bordeaux suggests the ingredients in a chocolate chip cookie triggers the same addictive response in the brain as cocaine and marijuana.

A traditional chocolate chip cookie contains 2.5 teaspoons of sugar, which the study says induces some of the same responses as cocaine.

As for chocolate, it contains small amounts of a compound that trigger the same part of your brain as the addictive ingredient marijuana, THC, the study says.

The two ingredients together create a harmonious flavor that can double the addiction.

Now that makes perfect sense to crave the dangerously addictive treat.”

Yeah, there are certain people out there who should never find out about this.

 

[XYZpdq]

That was a good episode of Taxi.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

So why are they limiting this to exclusively chocolate chip cookies, and not literally anything with a lot of sugar in it + chocolate?

Dumb bullshit clickbait article telling us things we already knew. Wow, sugar, salt and fatty foods are addictive! Who could have seen this coming, what with every first world country having an epidemic of obesity caused by the extreme ease of obtaining sugar/salt/fat packed foods with zero nutritive value but a billion empty calories that also go directly to your brain's pleasure centers and make you want more?

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

"Experts" lol, if you want to learn something about nutrition go to your local gym and ask the most ripped dude there. The science nerds still babble something about the "food pyramid" from the 1970s, maybe they should have become egyptologists instead.

 

[Male Idiot]

And western science keeps drifting farther into subjectivist post modern hell.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Just chase the cookies with whatever snack is equivalent to meth and you won’t gain any weight.

 

[The Last Stand]

Congratulations, you've described dopamine and craving. Except one's a drug and another is a carbohydrate.

 

[Slimy Time]

It's sugar, isn't it? Apparently if sugar was introduced now as this new substance, people wouldn't legalize it because of its addictive qualities.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I ate a peanut butter cookie the other day, and now I'm selling all of my worldly possessions to satisfy my cravings.

God forbid I get one with chocolate chunks in it, that shit's worse than heroin

And western science keeps drifting farther into subjectivist post modern hell.

This page explains exactly why I cannot take such people seriously. I know Maddox has gone full soycuck but this is before that so it's kosher.

You're not a nerd, geeks aren't sexy and you don't "fucking love" science.

You're not a nerd, geeks aren't sexy, and you don't fucking love science.

thebestpageintheuniverse.net

 

[Male Idiot]

I ate a peanut butter cookie the other day, and now I'm selling all of my worldly possessions to satisfy my cravings.

God forbid I get one with chocolate chunks in it, that shit's worse than heroin



This page explains exactly why I cannot take such people seriously. I know Maddox has gone full soycuck but this is before that so it's kosher.

You're not a nerd, geeks aren't sexy and you don't "fucking love" science.

You're not a nerd, geeks aren't sexy, and you don't fucking love science.

thebestpageintheuniverse.net

Funny link, but what retard named a planet Make-make? What's next, Jupiterjupiter?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Funny link, but what exceptional individual named a planet Make-make? What's next, Jupiterjupiter?

If nothing else, I'm pretty sure you've just underlined my point.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Like Artie Lange responded to similar claims, "Dude, have you even tried heroin cocaine?"

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I once shot a nigga in Watts for his Mrs. Fields and his Nikes.

 

[Death Grip]

I'd much rather have a choc chip cookie over a line of cocaine any day of the week. Cookies don't make me throw up and turn into an egotistical asshole.

 

[deodorant]

i knew something was wrong with that fucking coco-puffs bird

 

[Matthew216]

These guys remind me of Lisa at the beginning of this clip.

 

[kūhaku]

I can accept that if you have a lot of chocolate chip cookies in front of you, you'll want to eat a lot of them. Done it before, and will do it again.
But is it really like coke? Do I have chocolate chip cookie withdrawal? Am I sucking the dick of the chocolate chip cookie dealer to get just one more bite?

 

[neverendingmidi]

Now I want to bake some Tollhouse cookies. Dammit.

 

[DumbDude42]

>am i a greedy glutton? no, it's the cookies who are to blame!

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Oh dear lord... they've sunk their claws into me! You start out small with a gateway drug like oatmeal raisin as a kid (that's how they get ya...) and before you know it, you're giving blowjobs to old men in dark alleyways so you can chase that sweet Chips Ahoy dragon. It's like Requiem For a Dream I tell ya!