Science Researchers are working on a pill for loneliness, as studies suggest the condition is worse than obesity - "you do look glum! What you need is a gramme of soma."


dindu muffin
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You could always invest in a gun and blow your own brains out if you're lonely, you won't be lonely in Hell.
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Is it true that the best bet at a "loneliness pill" also causes racism? What a time to be alive.
Oxytocin is a hormone released by the body to make mothers bond with their newborns. It's also released when people "fall in love".

It doesn't so much cause racism as amplify bonding. If you're a lonely person who already finds your validation among racists or incels or another group which blames "them" as responsible for your misery, then oxytocin would probably reinforce your bond with that group.

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