Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

[JamesFargo]

Unpopular opinion and one that I've stated many times before, but I'd still love to see a remake of Resident Evil: Survivor.

Am I Vincent? NO!

CV had several different types of zombies that roughly correspond to different areas of the game. You had the weaker morgue zombies and prisoners near the beginning, soldier and worker zombies all throughout, and Wesker's subordinates who got zombified near the end of the game, some of whom even had bombs strapped to them.

This more or less describes the Ganados. Interesting.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Errr... Re7 and 8 says hi.

Well, less janky when compared to Survivor and Dead Aim...

 

[Coldgrip]

Unpopular opinion and one that I've stated many times before, but I'd still love to see a remake of Resident Evil: Survivor. One that's actually a good game now that the RE Engine has proven you can do a first-person Resident Evil without it being janky as fuck.

I'd still keep a lot of the weirdness from the game that came with the territory of reusing most of the enemy assets from RE2 (and RE1 to a lesser extent) with all sorts of freaky monsters running around the town of Sheena Island.

Hell, I'd even give a plot explanation with the idea being that the town is a sort of way station for B.O.W's in transit.

You could have zombies and zombie dogs, Ivies, lickers, hunters of various strains, drain demons, maybe even have nerfed versions of Mr. X and the alligator that are actually killable.

Hell, you could even use the game as an excuse to do RE Engine treatments of classic RE monsters that didn't make the cut in the remakes (and RE Engine versions of RE1 and CV monsters) like the giant spiders, the enhanced lickers, the brain suckers, chimeras, Neptune, Black Tiger, the giant moth from the OG RE2 (which is also a boss fight in Survivor, oddly enough), the Grave Digger worm, the Albinoid, Crimson Heads, Sweepers, etc.

I'd be really interested in seeing how they'd handle the UT Cleaners with the RE Engine. They were the first regular RE enemies to use guns, long before RE5 and RE6.

Granted, the only way you could swing a Survivor remake is to try and have it be DLC for a Code Veronica remake and that ain't gonna happen.

On a different note, there's one thing about Code Veronica that I've always found interesting and that's the wide variety of zombies and how each zombie had their own stats and unique traits.

Before CV, all zombies were the same for the most part. You had the mundane zombies, the slightly tougher naked zombies found in the labs near the end of the game, and occasionally you'd get unique zombies that were almost like a miniboss (Forrest in Director's Cut, Brad in RE2 or the fat guy zombies in RE3. The doctor in CV also had this going for him as well)

CV had several different types of zombies that roughly correspond to different areas of the game. You had the weaker morgue zombies and prisoners near the beginning, soldier and worker zombies all throughout, and Wesker's subordinates who got zombified near the end of the game, some of whom even had bombs strapped to them.

It'd be lacking light gun support though.

You forgot RE3 had zombies that could almost run at you and were a bit more difficult to stagger.

 

[Michael Wade]

I think Capcom overestimated how much people wanted to fight leeches. It's also the point where the villains jumped the shark, as it were.

I legit like the idea behind these things. That they can just absorb people and sometimes replicate a persons sentience. Zero played it for camp, but there are some seriously fucked up implications of having someone's soul essentially copied. I would like to see them play around with this more, like they did in RE8 with the bug chicks.

There was this good fanfic where Rebecca got eaten and replaced without even realizing it till the end. It was freaky shit.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I legit like the idea behind these things. That they can just absorb people and sometimes replicate a persons sentience. Zero played it for camp, but there are some seriously fucked up implications of having someone's soul essentially copied. I would like to see them play around with this more, like they did in RE8 with the bug chicks.

There was this good fanfic where Rebecca got eaten and replaced without even realizing it till the end. It was freaky shit.

I wonder if Zero was exactly the inspiration for the bug girls in 8, it's the first thing I thought of.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I finished Resident Evil Zero and with that marks the real end of an era for the series, after this point things started radically changing.

Zero is awesome, but the story is kind of lame, all the locales you visit are cool, but the actual story doesn't reveal anything too Earth shattering or interesting and is pretty simple when all is said and done, still it's a great game and it felt very bittersweet finishing it knowing there was never another Resident Evil game like it.

So then I moved on to the start of a new era for the series, Resident Evil 4 and while I do prefer the original formula RE4 is indeed a classic, I forget how respectably scary it is, in my memory I keep wanting to think of it as more action focused but being surrounded, the sound of a chainsaw... it provides plenty of those "oh shit" moments that are classic survival horror, it changes things up but still respectably has the essence of what a Resident Evil game is all about.

Again, I prefer the original formula, but RE4 is simply a lot of fun to play.

What's interesting is how I'm playing it, I'm doing it full on old school I'm playing it on the GameCube on my CRT, the first time I've played the game like this since it first released in 2005 and , it really created a very strong flashback, it actually made me want to cry a bit, I just... really miss those days, ya know?

But CRT is definitely the superior way as opposed to more modern HD releases imo, it still looks dated of course but the blur of a CRT smooths it out nicer than the harsh light of HD, it looks more as it "should" to me, but this is definitely in need of a remake and I'm really looking forward to the remake.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

This was on the front page of nhentai and feel the need to share because I know rule 34 exists but this is just what

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[JamesFargo]

This was on the front page of nhentai and feel the need to share because I know rule 34 exists but this is just what

Funny you mention that. I was googling a hi-res image of zombie Jill this morning. There was a giantess mod in the top results.

Spoiler: dudewheresmytrain

The worst thing about DA isn't the fetish art per se. Most fetishists are unoriginal, untalented, and stupid as all hell.

 

[Michael Wade]

I finished Resident Evil Zero and with that marks the real end of an era for the series, after this point things started radically changing.

Zero is awesome, but the story is kind of lame, all the locales you visit are cool, but the actual story doesn't reveal anything too Earth shattering or interesting and is pretty simple when all is said and done, still it's a great game and it felt very bittersweet finishing it knowing there was never another Resident Evil game like it.

So then I moved on to the start of a new era for the series, Resident Evil 4 and while I do prefer the original formula RE4 is indeed a classic, I forget how respectably scary it is, in my memory I keep wanting to think of it as more action focused but being surrounded, the sound of a chainsaw... it provides plenty of those "oh shit" moments that are classic survival horror, it changes things up but still respectably has the essence of what a Resident Evil game is all about.

Again, I prefer the original formula, but RE4 is simply a lot of fun to play.

What's interesting is how I'm playing it, I'm doing it full on old school I'm playing it on the GameCube on my CRT, the first time I've played the game like this since it first released in 2005 and , it really created a very strong flashback, it actually made me want to cry a bit, I just... really miss those days, ya know?

But CRT is definitely the superior way as opposed to more modern HD releases imo, it still looks dated of course but the blur of a CRT smooths it out nicer than the harsh light of HD, it looks more as it "should" to me, but this is definitely in need of a remake and I'm really looking forward to the remake.

It's funny because I never really considered RE4 that scary. Sure the opening moment was crazy, but the siutaions and enemys were so ridculous to me I thought it was a hilairous blast.

This was on the front page of nhentai and feel the need to share because I know rule 34 exists but this is just what

Spoiler: NSFW

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wait did they shrink Ethan into a kid?

 

[Megaroad 2012]

wait did they shrink Ethan into a kid

Always has been.

 

[JamesFargo]

It's funny because I never really considered RE4 that scary

One part which freaked me out was the dirty water wells. (The water causes items to depreciate in value.) What's in there?

Reminds me a little of Heather refusing to inspect the Robbie the Rabbit costumes. Let your mind fill in the blanks.

 

[Resunoit]

This was on the front page of nhentai and feel the need to share because I know rule 34 exists but this is just what

Spoiler: NSFW

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I searched resident evil village on Amazon and this was one of the first results. Honestly I’m about done with this franchise at this point. When did resident evil go from horror to wank bait?

 

[Megaroad 2012]

I searched resident evil village on Amazon and this was one of the first results. Honestly I’m about done with this franchise at this point. When did resident evil go from horror to wank bait?

Always has been.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Hot take: Not looking forward to the remake.

Gameplay. It will, undoubtedly, go the route of 2make. No attaché case. Which changes the whole shape of the game.

Graphics. The original still holds up, especially the castle. As for content...

Playing RE4 made me tired. Not because it's boring, but because there's almost too much content. It's very obviously three games squished into one. What are you gonna do? Add MORE insect hives, mine cart chases and lava rooms?

Graphically, on my CRT, it's interesting, dated but nostalgic, "GameCube games on a CRT" is definitely an aesthetic.

But at the same time I feel like it'd be a perfect fit for the RE engine.

It's funny because I never really considered RE4 that scary. Sure the opening moment was crazy, but the siutaions and enemys were so ridculous to me I thought it was a hilairous blast.

It isn't that scary, in fact it's actually kind of hilarious, in a way that feels on purpose.

I don't just mean the cheesy dialog but stuff like blowing up a stick of dynamite while it's still in a villager's hand or that part in the ravine where shooting them in the leg makes them fall off bridges or simply blowing their head off with a sniper rifle, all that coupled with the fact that the villagers simply look ridiculous, it's great comedy.

But eh, while it's a lot of fun I do prefer the zombies since they actually looked creepy, this is one place where RE8 really improves things is by having the things you're going up against be monstrous and not just people in funny old clothes.

But all I was saying is while 4 is not that scary, it still has some tense moments, especially whenever you hear a chainsaw.

One part which freaked me out was the dirty water wells. (The water causes items to depreciate in value.) What's in there?

Reminds me a little of Heather refusing to inspect the Robbie the Rabbit costumes. Let your mind fill in the blanks.

That's one thing I love is the gross out aspect of the game.

I searched resident evil village on Amazon and this was one of the first results. Honestly I’m about done with this franchise at this point. When did resident evil go from horror to wank bait?

It's always had sex appeal going back to Jill Valentine, in fact Jill and Rebecca in REmake and RE0 wear their pants so tight I can only assume they're wearing thong underwear since I don't see any panty line lol.

In fact I was reading on the Resident Evil wikia that the original script for the Resident Evil movie had a Jill shower scene, which makes me think of the Chun Li shower scene in the Street Fighter anime movie.

 

[Resunoit]

Graphically, on my CRT, it's interesting, dated but nostalgic, "GameCube games on a CRT" is definitely an aesthetic.

But at the same time I feel like it'd be a perfect fit for the RE engine.


It isn't that scary, in fact it's actually kind of hilarious, in a way that feels on purpose.

I don't just mean the cheesy dialog but stuff like blowing up a stick of dynamite while it's still in a villager's hand or that part in the ravine where shooting them in the leg makes them fall off bridges or simply blowing their head off with a sniper rifle, all that coupled with the fact that the villagers simply look ridiculous, it's great comedy.

But eh, while it's a lot of fun I do prefer the zombies since they actually looked creepy, this is one place where RE8 really improves things is by having the things you're going up against be monstrous and not just people in funny old clothes.

But all I was saying is while 4 is not that scary, it still has some tense moments, especially whenever you hear a chainsaw.


That's one thing I love is the gross out aspect of the game.


It's always had sex appeal going back to Jill Valentine, in fact Jill and Rebecca in REmake and RE0 wear their pants so tight I can only assume they're wearing thong underwear since I don't see any panty line lol.

In fact I was reading on the Resident Evil wikia that the original script for the Resident Evil movie had a Jill shower scene, which makes me think of the Chun Li shower scene in the Street Fighter anime movie.

My problem isn’t necessarily good looking women, it’s that we have a villain that isn’t scary at all and is just something a bunch of people wank to.

hell, when I was young I had a crush on Claire.

 

[Dom Cruise]

My problem isn’t necessarily good looking women, it’s that we have a villain that isn’t scary at all and is just something a bunch of people wank to.

hell, when I was young I had a crush on Claire.

Lady D is pretty scary though, it's spooky to see her tall figure wandering around, looking for you, her height is what makes her monstrous, again unlike the villagers in RE4 who are just people in funny old clothes.

 

[JamesFargo]

Always has been.
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You wouldn't kick that out of bed.

 

[Michael Wade]

My problem isn’t necessarily good looking women, it’s that we have a villain that isn’t scary at all and is just something a bunch of people wank to.

It's kinda genus though, because she's only the starter villain right? I haven't gotten the chance to play 8, but it seems like her becoming the "face" did a good job hiding all the other surprises.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I wonder what a cross over between Phoenix Wright and Resident Evil would be like? Many a rod would be beaten until a tank empties, I can assure you!

It's kinda genus though, because she's only the starter villain right? I haven't gotten the chance to play 8, but it seems like her becoming the "face" did a good job hiding all the other surprises.

I legit thought she was going to be like Jack in 7, someone who keeps popping up throughout most of the game.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Played more of 4 and yeah, it's a fucking great game, it's one of those games that just "feels" very good to play, much like Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox, gaming was absolutely on fire back then.

I do kind of worry what the remake might change with the intricacies of the controls and the like that might make it feel off, literally all we need is the same game but with better graphics, but even then I gotta say there are moments where the game has been reminding me of how mind blowing it looked when it was, the HD release fooled me, playing it as it would have been designed to be seen, ie on a CRT, smoothes the graphics out nicely and while aspects are of course dated today, I'm finding it more appealing to the eye than my initial impression.

Also, I honestly forgot how big Ashley's "ballistics" are, that sort of thing really sticks out nowadays (also you can very briefly see up her skirt in the cutscene where they jump out of the church window), it's funny how unWoke the whole idea is, this hapless damsel in distress hiding behind a big, strong man as he takes on the bad guys, I wonder how the remake is going to address this and I wonder just many thinkpieces whining about it we are going to get.

I mean in the same game you have an ass kicking female in the form of Ada Wong, in a series with other characters like Jill, Claire and Rebecca who fight, it's just who Ashley happens to be and is not meant as a slam on all women or anything, but depicting any female character as weak is an SJW no-no because we can't have nuance anymore.

It's much like how RE5 is also hilariously unWoke today too, people got butthurt even back then but imagine if that game came out today.