FUCK YOU TO THOSE WHO DENY MY LITERARY CAPABILITIES AND PROFOUND KNOWLEDGE OF 16TH CENTURY FRENCH LITERATURE ABOUT EXISTENTIALISM AND CARTESIAN SKEPTICISM
I do not crack spines!!
I just crack furniture!
This book is about yadda yadda yadda
There’s like a guy
Like a girl too
THREE TWISTS
SHOOK
SHAKEN
SHORN
5/5
Me and mah aunt send giffs for hollahdaze!!!
Started with Valentime’s
KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Card!!!!
Eareens!!!
Spatchulae with heart on it!!!
Cookeen with love madders!!!!
PENS!!!
Notepads!!!!
Clips!!!
Universe byuook!
Flip to page
Talkeen about makeen budjhits!
It says I need a reality check????
I been spendeen monee!!!!! (even though I claim to be very frugal when presented with pointed criticism)
READEEN COMMENTS!!
Top 3
I HAVE A DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT FOR MAH PELVIC PAIN
“This pain was there even before I was diagnosed with cancer, so it’s not cancer” ~ Oncologistlynn, 2021
Scheduled a CT scan and oncologist appointment
Comments are making fun of her being “bare nakee” and being massively immature
I AM NOT AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS
DO NOT WANT TO BE DEMONITIZED
Hot topic dress!!!!
U-neek????
Shirt!
Long shirt!
Sleep gown!
Weareen moo-moos as regular clothes!
Torrid underwear!!!
Skollls!
I DO NOT WEAR CHILDREN’S UNDERWEAR!
Leave that to Sophie Labelle… (btw a much more interesting cow)
Watcheen Firefly Lane
I CRIED
I SHOOK
I had an idea!!!
Write byuk names on raffle tickets, put it in jar, and pull out ticket!!!
FUCK
I AM A GENIUS
Reading two books!!
One YA novel she is blitzing through
The other is a complex read with an abnormal page structure
Bit too complex for our 9-year-old protagonist
OOP
MY CAMERA FELL ☹
DA universe is telleen me to stop filmeen!!!
Bi
Loving the black and white flashback shots.
They do look familiar though.
Hamberlard review: 2/10, SKIP
Some final thoughts:
Is the aunt, Aunt Tammie?
Is she finally smartening up and producing worthwhile videos? This video is by no means watchable, but compared to previous ones, it is a step up.
Friendly reminder of what Amber considers "cooking with love":
The tatertards are planning another mass unsubscribe event?
My favorite moment (this is THE perfect example of Amberlogic):
Viewers expressed concern with Amber's nonchalant attitude toward her pelvic pain: with the pelvis being the main point of concern back when she had Stage 1B, Grade 2 uterine cancer. Amber posits that this pain could not be a symptom of cancer because she has had this pain before she was diagnosed with cancer. I'm sorry, WHAT?!
"I know this pain is not from cancer, because I had it before I was diagnosed with cancer!" ~ Oncologistlynn, 2021
She read one book.
Got cheap chinese crap for Valentine's day.
Has a doc appt & CT scheduled
She isn't immature in real life, only on YouTube cause demonized.
Torrid and Hot Topic shit.
Her Garfield underwear are the width of a twin size blanket, I swear.
She likes some show with people no one cares about.
There, saved you 15 minutes of absolutely nothing
I've left this saga alone for a while but never did I expect she'd get even more boring. The heifer looks like she's bed bound and unable to do anything at all, and where the fuck is Becky? I believe the Thumb has checked out and no longer wants anything to do with this bitch, hence no more ring.
She responded to people not believing she's actually read the books because they look pristine and there's no cracking on the spine. "I would never crack a spine"
the more i think about it the more iam convinced, the Butler has gone.
it starts with her obvious disappearance in Ambers vids but its also:
-the missing ring
-the missing pets
-the missing earrings (how many pairs she got over Vlogmas? i lost track.)
-the empty Bedroom ( Iam sure Amber taken the Thumbquarters cause they are closer to the fridge.)
-this obscure aunt , comes up out of nowhere and gives her Valentines day presents in March? did we see a present from Becky? i dont remeber.... ( and by the way... is her aunti a retarded fat bitch herself or did she just out of chance loves the same cheap crap Amber likes to buy at Walmart? )
if Amber would not be the stupid lazy cunt she is, i would say she builds some kind of storyline already.
i do wish we could get back to the amount of cringe we had during the Destiny era. This is way too boring to watch, I just read up on here and in the comments section. Like, girl, at least start a new diet or something.
Also, these hauls kinda make sense in terms of ROI. She buys all these random crap, gets paid for showing it on camera, she gets back her money and maybe even get some interest on top of that.
I hope Becky did indeed leave her and we'll finally enter break up saga, maybe new characters in the future too since this gorl can't be left alone without someone to take care of her.
Perhaps it's a from a collective pandemic ennui, but I feel a strong undercurrent of resignation from Amberlynn (and Chantal, to some degree). It's unsettling and hard to pin down.
The absence of Becky and the pets has really showcased how utterly banal Amberlynn is. At least Chantal has a foil in Peetz; imagine Chinny without him!?
I would keep going, but this is already veering wildly into shitpost territory, and I don't want to get closer to addressing just how depressing our gorl is making me feel... yikes.
Folks... LBGTQS+ people have literally died for the right to get married. Yall really think Ambaby and Thumby would trash a bond a strong as marriage? No less broadcasted live on the internet forever for fellow fags, family, friends, community members, and all to see!?!?
Fuck sake. What is she doing? This is so boring that I can't even be arsed to watch her anymore and I'm one of the sad fags that watches her videos regardless