Rest in Peace, Mama Ralph. -

[MeltyTW]

3. On the other hand, the people blathering about how Ralph killed his mom are who the term "a-log" was invented for.

if youre referring to me i do not think ethan iced his fucking mom i think he didnt do her any favors and made terrible fucking choices. its nothing at all out of line with his previous behavior of saying "CALL YOU AN UBER" "ITS NAWT EVEN HAWT OUTSIDE CALL YOU AN UBER" "EAT A FAWKIN CAW- " "WELL THEN YOU HITCHHIKE" in response to her wanting a short ride to life preserving kidney treatments. especially with how quickly he cleared out her home before she was even dead.

Ralph is a very selfish person

pig, ill not have entertaining some of his more grandiose delusions like peoplehood or opposable thumbs.

Very few people actually care about Sandra dying

i care as much as i care about any other stranger,

or Ralph's grief.

ralphs grief is another swine's cry in the innumerable mix of slaughterhouse blues in the nightly air as little piglets are filleted and gutted live to be stripped bit by bit into shredded bacon. no one should care for a pigs cry because it is always for selfish reasons, the main concerns being can they be the one to eat the pork of their fallen or if they will need to squeal to avoid becoming the meal instead.

PPP was pretty on-point about a lot of things:

the only thing ppp has ever been on point about was thanking me and then apologizing for being too much of a fuck up to light his cock on fire for my amusement.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

ralphs grief is another swine's cry in the innumerable mix of slaughterhouse blues in the nightly air as little piglets are filleted and gutted live to be stripped bit by bit into shredded bacon.

Seriously. No joke. The entire world is chock full of sad, shocking, unthinkably terrible shit. This isn’t even sad. When a scumbag’s mom dies, don’t feel sad for the scumbag, feel happy for the mom.

 

[MeltyTW]

Seriously. No joke. The entire world is chock full of sad, shocking, unthinkably terrible shit. This isn’t even sad. When a scumbag’s mom dies, don’t feel sad for the scumbag, feel happy for the mom.

theres more heartbreaking tragedy in a sandwich than ralph is entitled to.

 

[Guntburglar]

theres more heartbreaking tragedy in a sandwich than ralph is entitled to.

Trashburgerlivesmatter

 

[World Star]

Trashburgerlivesmatter

All burger lives matter

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Archiving the hiatus message Ralph put on the podcast feed earlier this week.

https://killstream.libsyn.com/hiatus-update-thank-you-for-the-support-er

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

He's trying to be heartfelt but I can barely tolerate this audio because Gunt keeps wheezing, booming, smacking and inhaling into the microphone. How do you stream for years and still have such shit audio?

 

[bajagoogoo]

Archiving the hiatus message Ralph put on the podcast feed earlier this week.
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https://killstream.libsyn.com/hiatus-update-thank-you-for-the-support-er

Not even 40 seconds in and he sounds like a slimy ambulance chaser.

At least that explains why Ralph is going to let the pity bucks go because it sure as fuck wasn't about grieving for the woman who raised him.

You're a greedy, useless bag of human shit, Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit, Mr "I am rolling in money, haters!" is actually monetizing his mother's funeral.
This guy is a god damn phenomenon when it comes to reaching new levels of disgusting morals.

Imagine turning losing your mom from a sympathetic situation right back into "what a complete slimeball" territory in barely over 24 hours.

1. There's no point in trying to be the better man with Ralph, since he's a malicious POS who will never reciprocate.

Yeah but who wants to look in the mirror and see an absolute slimeball like Ralph in it? It's pretty hard not to be a better man than Ralph really. I'm also just not a huge fan of gravedancing on strangers who never did anything to me solely because they're related to an asshole. I'd prefer to save that kind of ghoulishness for people who actually deserve it, like Osama bin Laden or a serial killer.

Come now, is it really too much to hope for that Ralph will start to drink more?

I'd be more surprised if he never gets utterly fucked up before a stream than if he did.

I posted this in the wrong thread before. Gunt’s momma’s house was sold well over a month ago. I think he pulled the plug on her.

Is it possible she went into some kind of hospice care before dying? She'd been in end stage kidney failure for years, hadn't she?

 

[AltisticRight]

Archiving the hiatus message Ralph put on the podcast feed earlier this week.
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https://killstream.libsyn.com/hiatus-update-thank-you-for-the-support-er

"It was a bitter pill to swallow".
So that's what xannies and oxyberries taste like?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

RIP Sandra.

 

[Iamthatis]

Phantom organization is about to do a stream and attempt to pierce the veil and contact her spirit lol

 

[Akashic Retard]

Personally I never cared for her.

Phantom organization is about to do a stream and attempt to pierce the veil and contact her spirit lol

I heard Jaystation is going to be communicating with her.

 

[Ralphamale]

Personally I never cared for her.



I heard Jaystation is going to be communicating with her.

3AM SUMMONING CAPTAIN OF THE SALTY SANDRA (GONE SEXUAL)

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

3AM SUMMONING CAPTAIN OF THE SALTY SANDRA (GONE SEXUAL)

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

The obituary is up on the West Memphis funeral home page.

https://www.rollerfuneralhomes.com/memorialpage.asp?id=59336&locid=31

Sandra Renee Ralph
September 1, 1957 - May 16, 2021

Sandra Briggs Ralph, beloved mother, sister, daughter, and a friend to everyone she knew, passed away at the age of 63 on May 16th, 2021 in Richmond, VA.

Sandra was born September 1st, 1957, in West Memphis, Arkansas to Jack and Clessie Briggs, who both preceded her in death. She attended West Memphis High School before attending Arkansas State University, where she majored in accounting before then achieving her Masters in Business Administration (MBA) at the same institution. She went on to a 35 year career as an internal auditor, where she mentored and inspired colleagues across the country. Sandra was passionate about her work and proud of her many accomplishments, but she was even more proud of the people she helped along the way. Seeing them shine was one of the major joys in her life.

Sandra loved animals, she loved rock music, and she loved movies. In her youth, she loved being in the marching band and she would talk about those days often. She loved her college and she loved where she was from. She loved her days with the band Snow, whose members she counted among her friends. Sandra Briggs Ralph just loved life in general. Even when she may have felt down herself, she went out of her way to boost others. She had many health struggles in later years, but she always kept her same sunny demeanor. Even though her friends and family are of course devastated by her sudden passing, they know she would want them to carry on in the way that she did during her life.

Her sister Anna, who she adored, also preceded her in death. She is survived by her sons, Ethan and Evan, whom she always put first, no matter what. Another beloved sister, Gina, also survives her.

Spoiler

She loved her days with the band Snow, whose members she counted among her friends.

I think that means she was a groupie and let these guys bang her.

 

[Vetti]

Post

Bummer

 

[High Tea]

The obituary is up on the West Memphis funeral home page.

https://www.rollerfuneralhomes.com/memorialpage.asp?id=59336&locid=31

View attachment 2224708

Sandra Renee Ralph
September 1, 1957 - May 16, 2021

Sandra Briggs Ralph, beloved mother, sister, daughter, and a friend to everyone she knew, passed away at the age of 63 on May 16th, 2021 in Richmond, VA.

Sandra was born September 1st, 1957, in West Memphis, Arkansas to Jack and Clessie Briggs, who both preceded her in death. She attended West Memphis High School before attending Arkansas State University, where she majored in accounting before then achieving her Masters in Business Administration (MBA) at the same institution. She went on to a 35 year career as an internal auditor, where she mentored and inspired colleagues across the country. Sandra was passionate about her work and proud of her many accomplishments, but she was even more proud of the people she helped along the way. Seeing them shine was one of the major joys in her life.

Sandra loved animals, she loved rock music, and she loved movies. In her youth, she loved being in the marching band and she would talk about those days often. She loved her college and she loved where she was from. She loved her days with the band Snow, whose members she counted among her friends. Sandra Briggs Ralph just loved life in general. Even when she may have felt down herself, she went out of her way to boost others. She had many health struggles in later years, but she always kept her same sunny demeanor. Even though her friends and family are of course devastated by her sudden passing, they know she would want them to carry on in the way that she did during her life.

Her sister Anna, who she adored, also preceded her in death. She is survived by her sons, Ethan and Evan, whom she always put first, no matter what. Another beloved sister, Gina, also survives her.

Spoiler

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I think that means she was a groupie and let these guys bang her.

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They need a thesaurus and an editor. The obit needs to be organized better.
Without stating what she did in the band such as being the singer, guitar player or the manager, because of the era, the conclusion people are going to make is groupie, even if that wasn't the case.

 

[Sam Losco]

They need a thesaurus and an editor. The obit needs to be organized better.
Without stating what she did in the band such as being the singer, guitar player or the manager, because of the era, the conclusion people are going to make is groupie, even if that wasn't the case.

It was probably written by Ethan.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

It was probably written by Ethan.

Nonsense. The editor-in-chief of the Ralph Retort needs no other editor. Perhaps his managing editor wrote it, or one of the many interns (guntguard, junior grade, officially).